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eep...2 Green · Post by **eep...2 Green** » Wed Oct 25, 2006 3:40 pm

. Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding

Flight85 · Post by **Flight85** » Wed Oct 25, 2006 3:49 pm

Waldo doesn't hide, he just blends in.

WHIPPER · Post by **WHIPPER** » Wed Oct 25, 2006 3:55 pm

Flight85 wrote:Waldo doesn't hide, he just blends in.

Waldo used to hide. That was before . Norris roundhouse kicked him in the head and knocked off that stupid hat...

Pete · Post by **Pete** » Wed Oct 25, 2006 3:55 pm

. Norris doesnt get frostbite, . Norris bites frost!

Pete · Post by **Pete** » Wed Oct 25, 2006 4:07 pm

This is my fav...I had to look it up on the www to figure out how it went again haha,

. Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. . Norris won, by 5.

Troubleshot · Post by **Troubleshot** » Wed Oct 25, 2006 4:16 pm

. Norris's tears cure cancer.......to bad he doesn't cry

Edelweiss air · Post by **Edelweiss air** » Wed Oct 25, 2006 5:37 pm

. Norris isn't afraid of the dark. The darks afraid of . norris

Spruce Moose · Post by **Spruce Moose** » Wed Oct 25, 2006 5:40 pm

. Norris does not sleep. He waits.

heavymetal · Post by **heavymetal** » Wed Oct 25, 2006 6:10 pm

. Norris was the fourth wise man, who gave baby Jesus the gift of beard, which he carried with him until he died. The other three wise men were enraged by the preference that Jesus showed to .'s gift, and arranged to have him written out of the bible. All three died soon after of mysterious roundhouse-kick related injuries.

Adam Oke · Post by **Adam Oke** » Wed Oct 25, 2006 6:29 pm

. Norris's calendar goes from March 31st to April 2nd. Nobody fools . Norris.

w squared · Post by **w squared** » Wed Oct 25, 2006 6:47 pm

. Norris is the only man in history to successfully donkey punch his date by landing a roundhouse kick.

dangerous · Post by **dangerous** » Wed Oct 25, 2006 6:53 pm

My personal favorite:

. Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparallelled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalised, . roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

... · Post by **...** » Wed Oct 25, 2006 6:54 pm

The chief export of . Norris is pain.

The quickest way to a man's heart is with . Norris's fist and IABD's right foot.

Rowdy · Post by **Rowdy** » Wed Oct 25, 2006 6:59 pm

. Norris toom my virginity and will surely take yours too

If you think "thats impossible.. I already lost mine" You are dead wrong..

app flap · Post by **app flap** » Wed Oct 25, 2006 8:31 pm

When . Norris was born, he roundhouse kicked his way out of his mother, and then let out a ear-shattering scream as he bicycle kicked the doctor and all three nurses because nobody - not NOBODY delivers . Norris!

niss · Post by **niss** » Wed Oct 25, 2006 8:45 pm

If you could capture and bottle the taste of . Norris it would be the refreshing beverage that would knock you the @#$! out!

desksgo · Post by **desksgo** » Wed Oct 25, 2006 9:20 pm

. Norris taught me that:

This:

+ PLUS THIS

= EQUALS THIS

Which basically roundhouse kicked my mind.

mellow_pilot · Post by **mellow_pilot** » Wed Oct 25, 2006 9:51 pm

"Walker, Texas Ranger" is a mis-nomer, .'s character is actually known as Stalker. The writer who messed up got a roundhouse to the pen, and the editor who let it slip by has to edit with the other side of his face.

niss · Post by **niss** » Thu Oct 26, 2006 5:00 am

. Norris uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure.

When . Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but because he has run out of women.

. Norris is Luke Skywalker's real father.

. Norris does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it.

. Norris only masturbates to pictures of . Norris.

niss · Post by **niss** » Thu Oct 26, 2006 5:24 am

Make your own . Norris T Shirt http://www.spreadshirt.com/shop.php?sid=19781

niss · Post by **niss** » Thu Oct 26, 2006 5:41 am

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_vbpgrDGsk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2pyL4LeVZo - . Norris Is The Messiah

niss · Post by **niss** » Thu Oct 26, 2006 6:25 am

If you could capture and bottle the taste of . Norris it would be the refreshing beverage that would knock you the @#$! out!

I have nothing to do.

Spinner · Post by **Spinner** » Fri Oct 27, 2006 7:04 am

http://www.avcanada.ca/forums2/viewtopi ... uck+norris

ahhh memories

Scuba_Steve · Post by **Scuba_Steve** » Fri Oct 27, 2006 11:05 am

. Norris once ate a 72 ounce steak in under an hour, the first 45 minutes of which were spent having sex with the waitress..

When . norris was born, the nurse looked at him and said "holy sh!t thats . norris, and had sex with him right there, at that point it was the 3rd woman he'd ever slept with.

. Norris isn't hung like a horse.....horses are hung like . norris

niss · Post by **niss** » Fri Oct 27, 2006 11:33 am

Not many people know this but . Norris is the real saviour of Humanity.