Airplanes VS Women

Thelma & Louise · Post by **Thelma & Louise** » Sun Dec 03, 2006 12:30 am

There's Just No Comparison?!!

Thelma & Louise · Post by **Thelma & Louise** » Sun Dec 03, 2006 12:44 am

Yeah Baby!!! All You Boys Know U Can't Fly withOut US!!

Hoov · Post by **Hoov** » Sun Dec 03, 2006 1:19 am

-planes don't abuse you
-they don't call you lazy
-they don't make you do laundry
-they dont bitch about hygeine
-they don't tell others embarrassing facts once they have had a few to many to drink
-They never mention size
-planes never laugh at your jokes but at least they don't call them stupid
-planes don't have armpits/legs but if they did they would always shave them
-planes don't demand breakfast in bed
-planes don't impose sex sanctions

the negative of planes

they have very wide vaginas

Sideshow · Post by **Sideshow** » Sun Dec 03, 2006 2:25 am

What about female pilots?

desksgo · Post by **desksgo** » Sun Dec 03, 2006 5:29 am

Airplanes don't bake pie. @#$! airplanes. I like boobies.

32a · Post by **32a** » Sun Dec 03, 2006 7:33 am

Airplanes don't take forever to warm up
You can keep an airplane from stalling
Airplanes can be turned on by a flick of a switch
An airplane won't slap you for being a 'bush pilot'
An airplane doesn't ask you to put on a raincoat before entry
You can easily leave an airplane before sunrise
Airplane exhaust fumes smell better
An airplane does not get mad if you 'touch and go'
An airplane will not get mad if you ride someone else's airplane
An airplane's cockpit is cleaner (and smells better)
You can still activate a fifty year old airplane
Airplane's don't droop after many years of service
An airplane moves when you tell it to
An airplane will kill you quick . . . a woman takes her time
An airplane does not object to a preflight inspection
An airplane will let you use your dip stick anytime you want
Airplanes don't make you 'pull-out' to eject
You can change the looks of an airplane
Airplanes come with manuals
When you put fuel into an airplane, it does not spit it out
Airplanes don't get pregnant
You can fly a airplane any time of the month
You can share your airplanes with your friends
If your airplane makes too much noise, you can buy a muffler
If your airplane is too loose, you can tighten it
You don't have to be jealous of the guy who works on your airplane
You can fly an airplane as long as you want and it won't get sore
Your parents don't remain in touch with your old airplane after you dump it
Airplanes always feel like going for a ride
Airplanes don't insult you if you are a bad pilot
It's always OK to use tie downs on your airplane
Airplanes don't care if you are late
You don't have to take a shower before flying your airplane
If you say bad things to your airplane, you don't have to say your sorry before you can fly it again
Airplanes don't care about how many other airplanes you have flown
When flying, you and your airplane both arrive at the same time
Airplanes don't care about how many other airplanes you have
Airplanes don't mind if you look at other airplane's, or if you buy airplane magazines

Wasn't Me · Post by **Wasn't Me** » Sun Dec 03, 2006 7:56 am

Ok I think I'm in Love!!

Pete · Post by **Pete** » Sun Dec 03, 2006 7:31 pm

Airplanes don't take forever to warm up
You can keep an airplane from stalling
Airplanes can be turned on by a flick of a switch
An airplane won't slap you for being a 'bush pilot'
An airplane doesn't ask you to put on a raincoat before entry
You can easily leave an airplane before sunrise
Airplane exhaust fumes smell better
An airplane does not get mad if you 'touch and go'
An airplane will not get mad if you ride someone else's airplane
An airplane's cockpit is cleaner (and smells better)
You can still activate a fifty year old airplane
Airplane's don't droop after many years of service
An airplane moves when you tell it to
An airplane will kill you quick . . . a woman takes her time
An airplane does not object to a preflight inspection
An airplane will let you use your dip stick anytime you want
Airplanes don't make you 'pull-out' to eject
You can change the looks of an airplane
Airplanes come with manuals
When you put fuel into an airplane, it does not spit it out
Airplanes don't get pregnant
You can fly a airplane any time of the month
You can share your airplanes with your friends
If your airplane makes too much noise, you can buy a muffler
If your airplane is too loose, you can tighten it
You don't have to be jealous of the guy who works on your airplane
You can fly an airplane as long as you want and it won't get sore
Your parents don't remain in touch with your old airplane after you dump it
Airplanes always feel like going for a ride
Airplanes don't insult you if you are a bad pilot
It's always OK to use tie downs on your airplane
Airplanes don't care if you are late
You don't have to take a shower before flying your airplane
If you say bad things to your airplane, you don't have to say your sorry before you can fly it again
Airplanes don't care about how many other airplanes you have flown
When flying, you and your airplane both arrive at the same time
Airplanes don't care about how many other airplanes you have
Airplanes don't mind if you look at other airplane's, or if you buy airplane magazines

Can you bang an airplane? I bet the guy who made this up has probably tried though.

niss · Post by **niss** » Mon Dec 04, 2006 9:26 am

Sometimes if its one of those days I end up banging my plane.... but then i just try to get 'er down a bit softer.

fatso · Post by **fatso** » Mon Dec 04, 2006 9:31 am

that was priceless

YYC the place to be · Mon Dec 04, 2006 10:11 am

They are equal. I love to look at them both, and there is nothing like being inside of them.

SkyWolfe · Post by **SkyWolfe** » Mon Dec 04, 2006 3:58 pm

Wow, I can pretty much say all the same things when you compare men to airplanes

Jimmy Mack · Post by **Jimmy Mack** » Mon Dec 04, 2006 5:11 pm

SkyWolfe wrote:Wow, I can pretty much say all the same things when you compare men to airplanes

even about being inside of them? You hang out with some freaky dudes young lady.

JM

w squared · Post by **w squared** » Mon Dec 04, 2006 5:34 pm

You might want to step away from the strap-on, young lady...

SkyWolfe · Post by **SkyWolfe** » Tue Dec 05, 2006 9:19 am

Hence the words "pretty much"

Im far too lazy to go though each ones and pick out the things that don't apply. Im a pilot too you know

Hedley · Post by **Hedley** » Tue Dec 05, 2006 9:24 am

The best thing about an airplane is that anytime you want, you can ignore them for as long as you want, and spend as much time as you want, inside other airplanes. Try THAT with a woman ...

w squared · Post by **w squared** » Tue Dec 05, 2006 9:25 am

Point well taken...but you have to understand that no matter how many cookies you share with us, it doesn't change the fact that if you dig a hole and stand in front of it, we're probably going to push you in

w squared · Post by **w squared** » Tue Dec 05, 2006 1:04 pm

So you've implying that you have been inside a woman that smells like a slaughter house in july? Maybe you should stick to Ms. Rosie Palm, cap.

Hedley · Post by **Hedley** » Tue Dec 05, 2006 1:22 pm

you have been inside a woman that smells like a slaughter house in july?

One of the "advantages" of living up north

Redneck_pilot86 · Post by **Redneck_pilot86** » Tue Dec 05, 2006 6:46 pm

Some of the planes flying fish smell like...well...fish.

... · Post by **...** » Tue Dec 05, 2006 11:10 pm

OK....enuf with the direction this is goin'.

Despite women being the more...ummm calculating, smarter of the two sexes, we can at least try to be a little cleverer with replies here. You're all making us look bad with grade 8 comments.

SkyWolfe · Post by **SkyWolfe** » Wed Dec 06, 2006 8:38 am

*offers everyone a cookie*

All better...

w squared · Post by **w squared** » Wed Dec 06, 2006 1:18 pm

Your avatar has me wondering, SkyWolfe...Do you happen to share your home with an orange tabby?

Kilo-Kilo · Post by **Kilo-Kilo** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 8:19 am

I am Birddog wrote: we can at least try to be a little cleverer with replies here.

If you've already climbed in up front, the plane won't complain if your best buddy is jamming his gear in the baggage compartment.....

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