Pilots have right of way!!!

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Pilots have right of way!!!

Post by 767 »

I am looking for a sign that says " Pilots have right of way over all vehicles, pedestrians, and everything else that moves on the road". I remeber i saw this somewhere but i cant remember where. I want to attach it to my car's license plate.... anyone?? :lol: :lol:
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Post by TopperHarley »

If you dont want your car getting vandalized, then I would suggest you get a more subtle bumper sticker :wink:
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Post by Idriveplane »

I agree with C-HRIS. I find the pilot ones lame. I personally like the ones that say: Jesus Loves you, but everyone else thinks your a fucking asshole, or: This worlds so full of shit, why bother wiping your ass. Negative i know but funny. Edited typo
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Buddy, you've been jerking it to TopGun for too long...
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Post by short bus »

My favourite bumper sticker is still this one I saw several years ago:

"Support Mental Health or I'll Kill You"
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Post by niss »

Best bumper sticker ever.

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Post by Hedley »

How about, for a bumper sticker:

"Trees Fear Me"
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I'm always partial to this bad boy...

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Post by w squared »

This one has always made me chuckle.

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Post by TerrainTerrain »

The best one I saw was 5 minutes after driving off the ferry on Vancouver Island. On the back of an old VW Van the bumper sticker read: "Slow Down! This ain't the mainland!"

So, so true!
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Pilots have right of way!!!!

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Fight Terrorism, Fly Naked!
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If you're going to ride my ass at least pull my hair

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Post by iwannasoar »

"A Satisfied Virgin is a Virgin no More"

A bumber sticker that I had back in High School. Ah the good old days!
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A girl was driving a car that said

"WINE ME DINE ME & 69 ME"

I couldn't catch up to her, but I knew she was my soul mate.
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