Stupidest interview awnser....

LANDGREEN · Post by **LANDGREEN** » Wed Nov 22, 2006 5:37 pm

>Have you ever wanted to be a florist??

Awnser: Come on you silly F#@$r who has'n't!!!! PSSSST!!!!

>Have you ever engaged in any deviant sexual practices?

Awnser: Well there was that hottub thing with the midgets from the strip club and that poor little monkey last weekend? Does that count?

> When you are drunk, do you get violent?

Anwser: Only when my Bitch deserves it!! Or some Punk ass gets in my space! "NEXT QUESTION F@#$FACE"

>Do you think that your life would be better if you were belonging to the opposite sex?

> (little john) WHAT!!!! DAMM STRAIGHT!!! Man you gotta be on crack if I was female my life would be a disaster cause i'd be too busy playing with myself 24/7......TITTIES TITTIES TITTIES!!! F#$% airplanes! Ummm Ummm UMMM!!!

Boobie Toucher · Post by **Boobie Toucher** » Mon Nov 27, 2006 6:00 pm

LOL that was pretty good...

I guarantee that you will be hired...from your answers I feel you have all the right stuff for AC...

Congrats

pelmet · Post by **pelmet** » Tue Nov 28, 2006 4:05 pm

[quote="Boobie Toucher"]LOL that was pretty good...

I guarantee that you will be hired...from your answers I feel you have all the right stuff for AC...

Congrats[/quote]

Q: "What are your favourite hobbies?"

A: "Golf, masterbation, and strangling small animals."

"Well, I don't think you'll fit in with us. Golf is not very popular around here."

pika · Post by **pika** » Sun Dec 03, 2006 12:19 pm

Have you ever engaged in any deviant sexual practices?

Define deviant...

motherfokker · Post by **motherfokker** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 1:40 am

oh no, it's another brain test, so if i like sharp objects is that a deal breaker with AC? or did I screw up the dope question, man i knew i should of left that one blank....

2low · Post by **2low** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 2:06 am

Hey kids, read the mail... AC sucks.

bcflyer · Post by **bcflyer** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 9:06 am

2low, if it sucks then don't apply.