Online dating website for aviation people!!!!!

... · Post by **...** » Sun Jan 28, 2007 1:32 pm

Usually I don't click onto the ads on this site but I do click here and there just to generate a little cashflow for avcanada.ca.

However this one ad caught my attention. If YOU think it's a good idea to date someone in the industry...look no further.

www.loveair.co.uk

You will love it. I nailed 2 chicks from it already.

DON'T SAY I NEVER DO ANYTHING NICE FOR YOU PEOPLE!!!!

Rowdy · Post by **Rowdy** » Sun Jan 28, 2007 1:34 pm

BD.. You are one of the greats!

w squared · Post by **w squared** » Sun Jan 28, 2007 1:51 pm

You mean this place isn't an online aviation personals site? We've all been tryin to pimp out Haz in the wrong place!

w squared · Post by **w squared** » Sun Jan 28, 2007 1:51 pm

Rowdy · Post by **Rowdy** » Sun Jan 28, 2007 2:11 pm

w squared wrote:DP.

Double Penetration?

I knew you were into some kinky shit....

Chantal · Post by **Chantal** » Sun Jan 28, 2007 10:46 pm

Soooo, aviation is sleazy

Just kidding, but that's why nothing comes up for nice Gentleman

P.S. IBD save your stories for the guys

LostinRotation · Post by **LostinRotation** » Mon Jan 29, 2007 12:31 am

LOL !

There are like 2 women from Canada on the site....and apparently the dogs already marked his territory.

-=0=LiR=0=-

Walker · Post by **Walker** » Mon Jan 29, 2007 8:39 am

Thats pretty funny look at the F/M ratio on that site,

... · Post by **...** » Mon Jan 29, 2007 10:28 am

Chantal wrote: P.S. IBD save your stories for the guys

WARNING....THE FOLLOWING ARE STORIES FOR THE GUYS.
NO FEMALE ATTEMPT FURTHER SCROLLING

Whew...thank goodness we men have a "mens only" forum to express how we really feel about ikky girls.

So this one time my best-buddy/housemate had the WORST farts and I couldn't 'repay' him back at that time due to timing as we all know. Then later on he went to work, as luck had it...I began my reign of 'air' terror to the likes of which even made me sick. I was pissed he was not around to sample my aroma. So I had the smart idea to bottled it in mason jars. Here I was sitting on the couch with my legs up
in the air watching TSN sportscentre with a mason jar opening around my ass and along comes in my girlfriend.

The horror on her face when I tried to explain to her the meaning behind this unusual position on the couch and the determination on my face to complete the task.

"So you mean to say that those 8 jars that are closed are filled with your flatulence?"

I replied-".....uhhh whats a flat-u-lence???"

To this she said...."you're both phuqued....both of you need help, and as far as you and I are concerned...we're done."

So a lesson to all you kids out there, DON'T EVER GIVE YOU GIRL AN EXTRA SET OF KEYS TO YOUR SPOT!!!!!

A mans home is his casttle....with a hefty supply of mason jars!

In conclusion to my story, my buddy comes home and I get up to peek around the corner to see his confusion as there were 19 mason jars on the kitchen counter. I left a note and asked him to open up all of the jars because I had washed them and closed them because the seal needed to reform around the mouth of the jar. So as a great buddy that he is, he began to open them up. He got to # 5 I think and almost puked all over the counter. Heck it even bled into the corner where I was standing watching my plan unfold...

Lets just say the house stunk for 2 days from those 5 jars. We threw the rest away without opening them.

The end.

ch135146 · Post by **ch135146** » Mon Jan 29, 2007 10:29 am

This woman wants to date a rampie:

Chantal · Post by **Chantal** » Mon Jan 29, 2007 12:20 pm

Well, well, You do smell like fart...IBD

I was going to say before " save your stories for the men's washroom" but then I rememered there are no mens washroom in the Ho.

(Think you know what I meant though. I can see how you and Haz became friends)

hazatude · Post by **hazatude** » Mon Jan 29, 2007 2:35 pm

Birddog...I love you man

... · Post by **...** » Mon Jan 29, 2007 4:03 pm

Chantal wrote:Well, well, You do smell like fart...IBD

I was going to say before " save your stories for the men's washroom" but then I rememered there are no mens washroom in the Ho.

WARNING....THE FOLLOWING ARE STORIES FOR THE GUYS.
NO FEMALE ATTEMPT FURTHER SCROLLING

The first time I met Chantal was on this aviation dating website. By chance I did reply to her initial contact. She is very nice and looked hotter in person than in pictures...anyway, during our date at one point I zipped into the mens washroom and to my surprise....

shitdisturber · Post by **shitdisturber** » Mon Jan 29, 2007 9:18 pm

The girl from Sudbury has a 31ft sailboat. Wonder what the boat looks like.

... · Post by **...** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 10:36 am

On second glance...there's some hotties on here.

But I won't be signing up, this internet dating is too weird.

Buah hahahaha!!!!

... · Post by **...** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 1:12 pm

Ok...I've logged on as IamBirddog....let's see what train wreck I drag in.

Here's what I put for an ideal match;

What I seek is a lady;

i) Must like taking the bus.
ii) Must not be medicated.
iii) Must enjoy company of my flatulent friends.
iv) Must be able to get along with the different voices in my head…
v) Sunday morning sleep in watching rented movies with the TV wheeled into the bedroom...or anyday of the week.
vi) Must be able to use curse words during passionate intimacy, but not in a heated argument. No yelling allowed.
vii) Must be open to the thought of hairy ears.