The person below me

w squared · Post by **w squared** » Thu Mar 08, 2007 6:47 pm

False. My girlfriend had me change the name to something more descriptive.

The person below me shares their enjoyment of adult literature/entertainment with their bedmate.

Lurch · Post by **Lurch** » Tue Mar 27, 2007 9:44 pm

False, she trys to share her collection with me

TPBM refuses to throw away their VHS porn even though they don't own a VCR.

. ._ · Post by **. ._** » Tue Mar 27, 2007 10:11 pm

False. I own a VCR.

The person below me cranked AC/DC at work today.

Snowgoose · Post by **Snowgoose** » Wed Mar 28, 2007 5:39 am

True

But I didn't have an MP3 player so I had to sing it myself. I was wondering why the passengers looked at me that way when I broke into the guitar solo.

TPBM is thinking about having their morning dump.

Falken · Post by **Falken** » Wed Mar 28, 2007 6:16 am

Or three or four of them... NEVER eat mexican food as a middle of the night snack.

TPBM is about to go to work.

TG · Post by TG » Wed Mar 28, 2007 7:41 am

False, I'm back from work.
The person below me hurt himself to the point of crying everytime he pull a hair out of his nose.

fanspeed · Post by **fanspeed** » Wed Mar 28, 2007 8:18 am

False. Not all of them make my eyes tear. TPBM is sitting on the shitter while reading this.

mbav8r · Post by **mbav8r** » Wed Mar 28, 2007 8:47 am

False, would have been if I could afford wireless internet, this stuff is like crack.
TPBM is thinking of starting an avcanada anonymous rehab centre

petite · Post by **petite** » Wed Mar 28, 2007 12:02 pm

False. rehab is for quitters.

TPBM is thinking about how exciting bingo was on Saturday night.

Chickaddd · Post by **Chickaddd** » Wed Mar 28, 2007 2:12 pm

Negative, I now live in civilization, and Bingo Halls are extinct.

TPBM wonders if the Lakeview still has borchst on fridays?

Snowgoose · Post by **Snowgoose** » Thu Mar 29, 2007 5:05 am

True although borscht makes my "dueces" a funny colour.

TPBM is getting geared up for Survivor night.

. ._ · Post by **. ._** » Thu Mar 29, 2007 6:32 am

False. I have no idea what that is.

The person below me is glad Rowdy can still drink beer and wishes him a speedy recovery.

twotterflyer · Post by **twotterflyer** » Thu Mar 29, 2007 6:24 pm

True! I would wish that on anyone who had a mishap!

TPBM is awed at the fact that this thread is still alive!

grey_cap · Post by **grey_cap** » Fri Mar 30, 2007 1:43 am

True even at 3 am just from the strippers.

TPBM watched the office marathon, on NBC.

Guido · Post by **Guido** » Fri Mar 30, 2007 5:46 am

False. I don't get NBC on my TV.

The person below me is enjoying crystal clear flying weather for a change!

grey_cap · Post by **grey_cap** » Fri Mar 30, 2007 10:23 am

True.

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TPBM cant wait for the playoffs.

Lurch · Post by **Lurch** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 3:21 pm

False, I tried getting into it but the games weren't very exciting, that and the Flames are out

TPBM hopes Vancouver makes it far so the riot will be the biggest yet.

PPLStudent · Post by **PPLStudent** » Sat Apr 28, 2007 11:08 pm

True

TPBM will be there when the canucks win game 7 in the final, then get extremely drunk at the after party and impregnate some old single cougar....

Dispatch · Post by **Dispatch** » Sun Apr 29, 2007 6:42 am

BIG NEGATIVE

TPBM is concentrating on the SENS / DEVILS series and is hoping the Devils take the series in 3 more games
(GO LEAFS GO)

altiplano · Post by **altiplano** » Sun Apr 29, 2007 10:26 am

NO!

The Leafs suck and TPBM agrees...
(Go 'Nucks)

Lurch · Post by **Lurch** » Sun Apr 29, 2007 10:39 am

Thats a big YES, the leafs are almost as bad as Toronto

TPBM will always cheer Canadian over American no matter how much you hate the team.

w squared · Post by **w squared** » Mon Apr 30, 2007 11:38 am

True. I would even be willing to cheer for the Leafs in that situation.

The person below me has been involved in a cat rescue.

niss · Post by **niss** » Mon Apr 30, 2007 11:46 am

False,

I was responsible for the cat needing rescue, did you know kicking a cat across the road will land you a $50 fine?

TPBM knew that.

TG · Post by TG » Mon Apr 30, 2007 1:04 pm

True! up to 100$ if it blew a windshield during the process.

The person below me is a jack@ss willing to kick himself across the 401.

w squared · Post by **w squared** » Mon Apr 30, 2007 1:22 pm

False. I would have to fly back to Onterrible to kick myself across the 401. My girlfriend assures me that I am a jackass though.

The person below me has managed to both cringe and laugh at the same time while watching Jackass.