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Which Airline?

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I know I will sound like a sexist pig, but which airline has the hottest flight attendents? I have seen Skyservice (very nice) Westjet not bad, but the uniforms suck! I hear Jetsgos are very nice! Air Canada lets not go there. What do you think? HMY, Hawk Air, Jazz, Westwind, Calm Air, ect, ect :o
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Post by Panama Jack »

Singapore Airlines, anybody?
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Post by LT »

MMM.. Yeah, PJ's got a good pick..

I'd go with Korean Airlines too.. :wink:
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Post by switchflicker »

Singapore beyond a doubt
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Yes, Skyservice girls are cute, seem to average 30 yrs...and are generally friendly too.

I would have to say though Jetsgo Girls are the rumoured stupidest and easiest.

My friend is 19 and works for Sh*tsgo, 2 stories so far:
1) There is a points system the F/As give pilots: 3 points for married, 2 for g/f etc. The more points they rack up.... :roll: :wink:

2) One recently s*cked off the Captain inflight, switched out, then did the copilot. Now that's CRM ! :!: :shock: Or is that DRM :?:

My problem with going to Sh*tsgo is that I can't justify spending 30,000 for a couple easy lays. :roll:

Overall ? Ya, Singapore.
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Post by cedarjet »

Jetsnogo would be my pick. avg age 21, dumb, easy. lots of hot ones. not sure about the inflight story, but it sure makes for a good porn.

did they @#$!'er in the fokker?
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Post by pitot »

Here's a thought...... You probably get 3 points for being married because by the time you get to the airline's most marriages in aviation are no more.
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Post by Pugster »

Holy Crap;

DRM...I'm still laughing.

Good one.

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PS: You guys are all missing the obvious choice - Hooters Air - where the F/A's have more bolt-ons than the aircraft
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Post by I'd Rather Be Flying »

Finnair.
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I'll never fly S&M Airlines again
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Post by Panama Jack »

Wow!!! Does that say "Spanair?"
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Post by elTorro »

What about Zoom. Plenty of young and superb eye candy there!
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Don't they all deserve a chance? :lol:
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Post by winston »

Not to toot my own horn, but the way those blueberry blondes check out the backside of my flightsuit when I jump out of the right seat to hand out the pop and chips.....
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THAI is the only way fly.
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Post by corn-shoot »

For the ladies...The Air Transat Attendants are gorgeous. I mean...my wife said so. :oops:
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Post by IMAC »

Air France had some hotties on the flight to France, but then death warmed up on the flight back to Toronto.

Come to France were women are hot, go home and you get the wing man's girl friend.
What's up with that?

WestJet has the hotties only because they are corn fed in the feed lots! J/K
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Post by THis40 »

Bearskin :?
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...... Amateurs :roll:

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Post by Panama Jack »

Tisk tisk, little Birddog. A picture of a virgin plane getting serviced through the back door . . . . uuuhhhh :shock:

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Now who would you rather fly with?
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NO Gracias!!! But I still want to see a picture :D

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LOL....where the hell did you find that pic???????????

It's a gooder :lol:

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Post by wallypilot »

Gulf Air out of Bahrain...you can tell that they have totally looks-based hiring practices. and the girls wear very nice uniforms, too...no pants there....all wear skirts! Emirates as well...very nice scenery.
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Post by The Dude »

Ariana Afghan Airlines, of course



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As a former ZIPPER, I have to admit that the best were the Zippette's. We had some really good blowouts in YWG. Nothing like the Penthouse Forum story from "Wet Your Pants and GO", but some little hotties that knew how to have a good time.
They are now absorbed into the mainline and will be the up and coming AC F/A's for the years to come. Will just have to continue the blowouts overseas
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