To beard or not to beard?

Rowdy · Post by **Rowdy** » Fri May 04, 2007 5:09 pm

So it's come to that magical time.. when the beard I've been growing has gotten to a point that it needs some attention. Have been stuck with it so far as I waited for all the incisions and puncture wounds to heal. I still have a good one that is about an inch and a half long and finger width wide, but whatevs..

Everyones got a different idea as to what I should do.. So I ask the great avcanadians for their general opinions..

should it all be whacked off, I'll post some pictures of the badass lookin scars for all to see!

hazatude · Post by **hazatude** » Fri May 04, 2007 5:44 pm

Let it grow so when you're old and grey you'll look like God or Santa...wait...which one has the cool white beard?

splitpin · Post by **splitpin** » Fri May 04, 2007 8:21 pm

Why would any real man want to look like an armpit with teeth, or worse still a p---y with teeth?

wingtip · Post by **wingtip** » Fri May 04, 2007 8:37 pm

Why cultivate it on your face when it grows wild around your arsehole?

Rowdy · Post by **Rowdy** » Fri May 04, 2007 9:24 pm

I trim that too.. didn't haz have a post about that recently?

flyinphil · Post by **flyinphil** » Fri May 04, 2007 10:20 pm

Rowdy wrote:I trim that too.. didn't haz have a post about that recently?

Thank goodness I missed that thread. He has a tendency to include photos.

Good to see you are well on the road to good health Rowdy.

Widow · Post by **Widow** » Sat May 05, 2007 10:10 am

Long whiskers are softer than stubble. Depends on what you are going to do with your face.

Rowdy · Post by **Rowdy** » Sat May 05, 2007 11:04 am

Widow wrote:Long whiskers are softer than stubble. Depends on what you are going to do with your face.

Still can't open my mouth much more than enough to get a spoon in.. or even stick my tongue out.. So no worries there yet

bater · Post by **bater** » Sat May 05, 2007 11:07 am

wow, this got scandelous pretty quick! haha

Snowgoose · Post by **Snowgoose** » Sat May 05, 2007 12:54 pm

Trim it into a Hulk Hogan stash

Rowdy · Post by **Rowdy** » Sat May 05, 2007 10:09 pm

Well.. the poll decreed trim the beard.. and that I tried to do...

sadly the electric trimmer had other ideas and I ended up with something else.. pictures to follow

splitpin · Post by **splitpin** » Sun May 06, 2007 4:12 pm

Widow wrote:Long whiskers are softer than stubble. Depends on what you are going to do with your face.

Oh Widow, Widow, Widow!!! You settle down Young Lady!!

Widow · Post by **Widow** » Sun May 06, 2007 5:18 pm

I feel like a forty-year-old virgin. I'm thinking about putting up an ad for a "jack-of-all-trades" ... I could pay in "services rendered".

Rio Bravo · Post by **Rio Bravo** » Sun May 06, 2007 7:46 pm

Hey Rowdy,
I'm pretty sure you HAVE TO rock the "Jafar"!!!!

Pretty sure its the coolest of all beards....

happily.retired · Post by **happily.retired** » Mon May 07, 2007 9:29 pm

You need a nice smooth face for the girls to caress sympathetically.

That whole need to save the injured puppy dog thing could realy work for you.

. ._ · Post by **. ._** » Tue May 08, 2007 1:37 am

happily.retired wrote:You need a nice smooth face for the girls to caress sympathetically. That whole need to save the injured puppy dog thing could realy work for you.

It doesn't work for me, but Rowdy. Hmm. Now that he's got a good war story to tell? Yeah.

I say I got my scars from wiping out on my bicycle when drunk- probably not as cool as a plane slamming into enemy territory. (there was probably an ill tempered marmot around somewhere, or a pissed off chipmunk or 2. That's sort of enemy-ish.)

I say the clean shaven with mullet is a classic.

-istp

w squared · Post by **w squared** » Tue May 08, 2007 7:07 am

Nah...to be really classic, you need some blonde-ish peach fuzz on the upper lip. Not enough to really be a stache, but enough to make you look like a molestor.

niss · Post by **niss** » Tue May 08, 2007 7:17 am

But i like snowgooses beard the best:

Rowdy · Post by **Rowdy** » Tue May 08, 2007 9:39 am

Like so?

I am blonde.. but the damn 'stash comes in almost red. It wasn't pretty..

Yeah.. gotta watch out for those bastardly mountain squirrels.. viscious mothers...

Snowgoose · Post by **Snowgoose** » Tue May 08, 2007 3:59 pm

niss wrote: But i like snowgooses beard the best:

I may have the better beard Niss, but you've got me beat on the trim

Widow · Post by **Widow** » Tue May 08, 2007 4:01 pm

I've never seen a fur bikini with matching evening gloves before.

w squared · Post by **w squared** » Tue May 08, 2007 4:38 pm

What did you just hand to Niss there widow?

Oh I see. His @ss.

Snowgoose · Post by **Snowgoose** » Wed May 09, 2007 6:39 am

w squared wrote:What did you just hand to Niss there widow?

Oh I see. His @ss.

Rowdy · Post by **Rowdy** » Sun May 13, 2007 6:10 pm

Back on track.. finally found the cord for my camera..

Beard....

Goatee..

The mustache was far too graphic that the camera lens shattered when I tried to take a pic. 100% douchebag.. so I grabbed the Mach 3 and off that effer came.. No mustache rides for the ladies! Just a baby face.. If they don't mind a few of the lil scars..

Chicks dig scars right?

niss · Post by **niss** » Sun May 13, 2007 6:38 pm

I would have kept the full beard, your boyfriend would have loved it

To beard or not to beard?

What the eff should I do with this bush?

To beard or not to beard?