Super toilet seat.

[niss]

No need to get all pissy Nissy, everyone already knows that you're hung like a 3 year old

If I upset you at all you can just go home and get the wife and her sister to brighten your day a bit.

I think you linked to the wrong pic there Niss. I think you ended up linking to your "conquests" folder.

Here's the pic of me that you meant to link to

Nice try capt. photoshop, why dont you let them see the original?



I hope you used some protection that night...



Since were talking about your pecker is it an outtie or an innie?

Actually Piss I had to go to work. Interesting thing was that I caught a glipse of you on your way to Timmies yesterday morning.

What were you doing near a timmies? I though you had Gaston bring you your morning coffee.



Ohhh, I hope I didnt get you in to too much trouble with Cleo by posting that pic.



Love triangles can be quite messy.

Thats Ok I am sure that after you apologised and invited Gaston and Cleo to both "Come In" all was forgive.






You sure do little buddy you sure do.

[Meecka]

Good god you guys have way too much time on your hands!!!

Haz... My avatar pic must be REALLY something to get that quick of a reaction!

[Snowgoose]

Nice try capt. photoshop, why dont you let them see the original?

Easy there tough guy. I like how your photoshopped my face over yours.

I hope you used some protection that night...

I am always one who advocates protection, but sorry chum you have the wrong dude



You know Niss, some days you try and impress us with all the posting you do attempting to showcase some talent or creativity that you think you have



In the end, though, this what the rest of us see



With the volume of your posting most can see through it and discern the errors in your logic



So please go back to doing whatever you do



And you know where you can stick the rest



Oh, and nice cover up. We know the truth.

[niss]

Sorry champ but you get no points for repeats, but you do get a 2 pointer for getting your balls in there.



You look a little tense, maybe you should sit back and have a beer.



Don't drink too much, you remember how you get right?



No go along little one, ride on home.



But make sure you stick to the roads with this sign, people are expecting you to be there and will drive slower.



And quit trying to eat your caretaker!

[C-FABH]

Here's a good question. Which one is Niss, and which one is Snowgoose?

[Snowgoose]

Here's a good question. Which one is Niss, and which one is Snowgoose?

I'm the one taking the video.

What you and Niss do is only for me to observe, and chuckle

[Snowgoose]

Aren't you the one that owns an ebike? So that would make that a pic of you, champ

No go along little one, ride on home.

Why don't you just accept 4th place. No need to cry.



No go and drive your ass home.



And go play in your garden



Ok, muffin

[gowest]

I AM LMAO!!! BEST FIGHT EVER!

where do you get these pictures?

bring 'em on!

[niss]

Dude that was totally weak, however what can I expect from someone who comes to a battle of witts extremely low on ammo?



And what about my Garden? You know what they say about people in glass houses.



Allthough I hope that your house isnt literally made out of glass, afterall, I would hate to see when your done with the shitter.

[

Granny & Grampy SnowGoose must be exceptionally proud



Unfortunately I was 4th for a lot of sports, if only I could be a master athlete like you.



BTW I totally love the new tat



Im sure it gets your usual hord of girls all wet.


Your move Scott.

[niss]

I am the rabbit and snowgoose is my bitch.

[Snowgoose]

Weak?!

Ah, I forgot you pride yourself on your muscular glutes



Because you are such a tough guy



Though your style lacks class.



And we all think that you're one messed up dude



Maybe it's because you are what you eat



And we all know that you're the man of the year











Oh, and I have a present for you



Enjoy responsibly. Plus shouldn't you be working

[Dash-Ate]

Surprised no one has posted a picture of "flying pants"...do a search...

[Snowgoose]

Surprised no one has posted a picture of "flying pants"...do a search...

Haven't we already have seen enough of Niss and his pants







I'd hide my face in shame as well



Because when he goes flying, no one wants to see what he's up to



But I digress. Let's see what Niss is up to this morning. After a quick change



and a hearty breakfast



He stopped for a quick brown chow that we all know he loves



on his way to catch the bus to work (environment first folks)



Noticing he was a little short on bus fare he swallowed his pride and did a little pan handling



"In the end" and I mean "in the end" he eventually made it to work



Have a good day at work. Show us your moves.

http://emuse.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/21411

[short bus]

Give up Niss, you aren't going to beat this guy

[Snowgoose]

I am the rabbit and snowgoose is my bitch.

Easter is cancelled there Bunny. Who da bitch now.

[niss]

I dont have to go for th knock our, I just have to tire him out, maybe hell go and take a nap.



I prefer my flying pants to your one piece flight suit

and all your bling that goes with it


I took my bike to work today. Did you take yours?:



Calling me a panhandler? Your the pilot remember? I heard you would do anything just to afford the hotdogs in your generic KD.



Along with the hotdogs and KD heres something you might be interested in


Love your wrestling pics by the way, tell me something, was this when you had your little case of yellow fever?


Tell me something, do you buy lingere for all your dates or just the ones you really really like?


Good luck bud, you'll find a perfect match one day, how could you not with that awesome dating video on match.com


Got pretty lucky with the first callers didnt you? You seemed pretty happy that they were willing to put out on the first date


But I guess you were searching for true love


Cheers to you too mate, cheers to you too.

[Snowgoose]

What a lame ass comeback.

Your bling always outdoes mine



probably because you get it at the dollar store. Poser



Even from a young age you've always had "egg" on your face.



Probably because your attempts at witty humour are so quickly followed up by a smack down



Maybe your favorite ride at the amusement park really did have a lasting effect on you



As a young lad we thought it was cute



But now you are a little disturbing



And yes we know already Niss



So please admit you got spanked and go back to your daily routine





Since you like to bring family into this we know your gramps is proud of you too



especially since he gave you a dirty sanchez



I know I'll have no choice but to get a response from you. I can hardly contain my excitement



But no thank you

[Snowgoose]

Niss princess, where'd you go? Muffin, need to tap out?

[niss]

Sorry, I had quite a bit of work to do, unfortunatly my job has some strict schedules and deadlines. I wish we could say the same for your job.



Your last post was pretty awesome there sg, it looks like your fans adore you


You are the coolest kid at the comic book convention.


No, I didnt get spanked, but since you need so much help telling what is and what isnt spanking, I bought you a book that I felt is right up your alley.


Hey if I come to the K-W drinking thing, can I come and play some nintendo? I heard you are a duck hunt master.


Maybe afterwards we can grab some KFC, I know its your favorite.


And I guess as usual youll try to be charming and pick up some women


But when the boxes come off your just the same old snowgoose


I just hope you dont go on your graffiti run again


Just promise me you wont wear you clubbing outfit this time


Actually, I dug up your highschool yearbook, and I think I would rather not party with you, you tend to get a little out of hand.


Heres another interesting pic of you I found in your yearbook. Apparantly this was taken right after your cousin asked you to your prom.


BTW I was going through your blog and I had a question, whos the lube for, her or you?


I know, I know, I shouldn't make fun of someone like you


But you brought this upon yourslef.

[Snowgoose]

All that work must be rough with your bike



Hmmm. Well last time I checked I was a dude. Even double checked the twig and berries in the mirrow this morning to be sure. So why are you posting pics of women and suggesting they are me. Are those pics from a folder of current and ex-girlfriends? There's some "hotties" in there. But
then again what you and your "women" do is none of our business. There are some things that I don't want to know



So lets see what Niss is going to be up to this weekend. Maybe a spin down the main drag to show off his ride



Maybe you're going to hook up with your buddies



Maybe a little clubbing. Nice tan dude.



If you do happen to pick up, don't forget those small pecker domes you have, k



Maybe even hook up with some facebook buddies



Again what you do behind closed doors is none of our business



Since your such a cat lover maybe you'll spend some quality time



In case you are curious, I know where I'll be this weekend.



Better go over to your cousins and take back your anal lube since you have a new spank pic now.

Before I forget make sure you wear lotion if you go to the beach this weekend. Love the chain

[Snowgoose]

By the way I see you've raided the pic archives from fugly.com (your namesake). Maybe it's time for a little original content, ok pumpkin

[niss]

Bravo snow goose, your witty retorts come in nice little packages and while quite nutty, they are still shitty.



You posted a pic of me with two blonds on a beach, I can hardly complain, maybe your just jelous?


But hey, if you like a little junk in the trunk thats ok too....

Your pimped out ride is pretty sweet too,


Maybe its so you can tow your pimped out house?


BTW Pimp Daddy Thnow, hows life dealing the bitches and hos?
(For those of you who arent in the know, SG cousin Sue-Ellen can be yours for only 4 slim jims and a case of bud, her turn ons include marlboros, and moonshine, her turn offs include condoms)




SG will set you to up with a romantic dinner


And private quarters on his yaht.


Complete with internet access


He also does bachellar parties


You can take Sue-Ellen for a romantic swim in the pool!

[Snowgoose]

Your comebacks are laughable.



Like really, you have to come up with some better pics than that



Niss, how many times do I have to tell you I'm a guy and that I don't look like your girlfriend. And it's bachelor in case you were curious.

He also does bachellar parties

With all this talk about rides, let have a look at your clownmobile



At least you have the outfit to match



So let's get one thing straight



It's time to admit you have a problem



I know you want me to look, but really no thanks



All this grandstanding on your part is really quite funny.



But don't worry you'll still make a good wife some day



It's Sunday today so I know you're going to put on your best outfit



Maybe you'll let your hair down a bit tonight as it's the long weekend



But honestly, what's going on with you



Cuz you're like the coolest guy I know



Oh well, the weather's nice I think I am going golfing.



Here's something to help you the last pic



In case that doesn't work, have lots of fun tonight



Oh and I really don't want to know what you kids up in Barrie do



If the weather craps out today hopefully you'll find something to watch on TV



Hopefully this will be the knockout punch. I don't know how much more of a beating you can take Niss.



Remember the last time we had this little battle?

http://www.avcanada.ca/forums2/viewtopic.php?t=26938&

How much more abuse can you take?



You wanna go another round princess?



After all you're cute when you're angry

[Snowgoose]

Niss, Priness, you throwing in the towel?

[niss]

sorry to keep you waiting, but I have a job to do right now, I dont expect you to understand.



but dont worry, when I have time later today