The Best Put Down Ever!

F/O Crunch · Post by **F/O Crunch** » Mon Jun 25, 2007 8:49 pm

She should have given him the number for that truck driving school she saw earlier..

lyncher · Post by **lyncher** » Tue Jun 26, 2007 1:52 pm

ahh cool, i did my training at OFC and i know a bunch of ppl that work for FUGRO, whats her name?

Im just joking, who the hell cares! it was a good laugh and someone in here *cough* Raven *cough* KILLED IT!

F/O Crunch · Post by **F/O Crunch** » Tue Jun 26, 2007 2:36 pm

What about the girls friend who was with her?? He's still got a shot with her no?

lyncher · Post by **lyncher** » Tue Jun 26, 2007 3:05 pm

3 actually bud. lol

snaproll20 · Post by **snaproll20** » Tue Jun 26, 2007 3:06 pm

I mention this story not because it is a put down, but in response to those who think this is an old story, still going around.

Thirty three years ago, the 40-plus year old senior base pilot was spotted on a saturday, pushing a shopping cart around the supermarket with his wife.
It was his day off, and he was wearing his flight coveralls with four shoulder bars.

What do you suppose HE was trolling for?

lyncher · Post by **lyncher** » Tue Jun 26, 2007 3:07 pm

groceries.....?

F/O Crunch · Post by **F/O Crunch** » Tue Jun 26, 2007 3:19 pm

Recognition at 73?

just curious · Post by **just curious** » Tue Jun 26, 2007 3:29 pm

Beer so he could take the rest of the day off?

twinpratts · Post by **twinpratts** » Tue Jun 26, 2007 8:03 pm

Heard one about a guy in Mooswe Jaw, who approached some cuties in a bar. He began (as the story goes) to revel them in his tales of bravery in his Tutor. Then one of the ladies says... you should meet my Boyfriend (shrinkage)... he flies the Hornet (more shrinkage!)

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Carl · Post by **Carl** » Wed Jun 27, 2007 5:28 am

Hey, there are still a few of these guys floating around. A guy I worked with tried to pull the same thing on a couple of broads that I know. Just upgraded to captain of a 1900D, OOOOOO, and waltzed into a local pub, spotted the meat next to the bar ordering a drink and proceeded to act like a knob. Hi, I'm _________, i'm an air canada captain! With a delightful grin and calm composure as per normal, she replied " No your not, you work for ________!!!! Sent him packing with minor injuries. Just a bruised ego and a broken Heart! HAHAHAHAH It was a tier 3 company, so I can see where the confusion took place with whom he worked for !! Sorry dude I had to.

Carl

Panama Jack · Post by **Panama Jack** » Wed Jun 27, 2007 6:40 am

In 1st grade, little Johnny's class was telling the teacher what "daddy does."

Anna said "My daddy is a doctor. He helps sick people get better."

Michael said "My daddy is a policeman. He catches bad people and robbers and puts them in jail."

Sue said "My daddy is a fireman. He puts out fires and gets people out of burning houses and rescues cats in trees."

Then came little Johnny's turn. He said, "my daddy dances naked in bars in front of other men. Sometimes, if they give him lots of money, he goes with them to their hotel room and sucks their c^(k and lets them fcuk him in the ass."

Johnny's teacher was shocked. After class, she approached him and said "Johnny, is it true what you said about your daddy?"

Johnny blushe for a moment and lowered his head in shame. Then he said "no ma'am. I just made it up. I just was too embarassed to tell everyone that my daddy is an airline pilot."