MY 5000TH POST ON AVCANADA...I LOVE YOU ALL

hazatude · Post by **hazatude** » Wed Jul 25, 2007 7:14 pm

I HAVE SO MUCH FUN HERE!

niss · Post by **niss** » Wed Jul 25, 2007 7:38 pm

Dear Lord No

We are all fucked......

Siddley Hawker · Post by **Siddley Hawker** » Wed Jul 25, 2007 7:39 pm

Needless to say that buttocks are one of the sexiest body parts. Nothing seems more attractive to men than women's backsides in tight jeans. As for women, the majority of them pay attention to men's buttocks first and foremost – they find them much more appealing than anything else that a man can boast of. A man with a nice muscular butt is considered to be strong, persistent and enduring in bed. A girl with a cute little round bottom is sexually active, albeit material and unkind. Symmetrical wrinkles underneath the buttocks stand for reliable, steady and calm individuals, whereas asymmetrical wrinkles expose selfish and greedy people.

Those who have buttocks with so-called "ear-like bulges" on both sides are usually faithful people in love and marriage. Men and women with such buttocks are hopelessly mediocre individuals, though. Girls with saggy square-shaped buttocks are very kind in their nature: they make very good wives and careful mothers. Those people, whose left buttock is larger than the right one, have to contract marriage as early as possible - it is terribly unhealthy for them to stay single. On the other hand, the people, whose right buttock is larger than the left one, will have to face a lot of serious problems in their lives (career problems for men and child birth problems for women). Hairy buttocks speak for very kind and agreeable people, although they also expose their genetic predisposition to illnesses of pelvic organs, first and foremost. One should also bear in mind the fact that parents, who have hairy buttocks, give birth to psychologically unbalanced, short-tempered children. The combination of red hair on the head and black hair on the buttocks may occur for talented and highly emotional people. Grey bottom hair is a vestige of premature impotence for men, whereas red hair reveals their depraved nature. Birthmarks on the upper area of the buttocks can be usually found with courageous and passionate people. If a person is too serious and reticent, he or she might have birthmarks in the middle part of the buttocks. A lower positioning of a birthmark testifies to problems with potency and procreation. Those individuals, who have a birthmark or two between the "cheeks" are destined to enjoy many years of creation and sex. One must have probably noticed the increasing number of healers, who tell people's lives by their buttocks. Such "experts" say that the left intimate cheek hides the information about the past, while the right cheek tells of a person's talents and potential abilities

According to this you will probably have short-tempered, psychogolically unbalanced children.

hazatude · Post by **hazatude** » Wed Jul 25, 2007 7:50 pm

Siddley Hawker wrote:
Needless to say that buttocks are one of the sexiest body parts. Nothing seems more attractive to men than women's backsides in tight jeans. As for women, the majority of them pay attention to men's buttocks first and foremost – they find them much more appealing than anything else that a man can boast of. A man with a nice muscular butt is considered to be strong, persistent and enduring in bed. A girl with a cute little round bottom is sexually active, albeit material and unkind. Symmetrical wrinkles underneath the buttocks stand for reliable, steady and calm individuals, whereas asymmetrical wrinkles expose selfish and greedy people.

Those who have buttocks with so-called "ear-like bulges" on both sides are usually faithful people in love and marriage. Men and women with such buttocks are hopelessly mediocre individuals, though. Girls with saggy square-shaped buttocks are very kind in their nature: they make very good wives and careful mothers. Those people, whose left buttock is larger than the right one, have to contract marriage as early as possible - it is terribly unhealthy for them to stay single. On the other hand, the people, whose right buttock is larger than the left one, will have to face a lot of serious problems in their lives (career problems for men and child birth problems for women). Hairy buttocks speak for very kind and agreeable people, although they also expose their genetic predisposition to illnesses of pelvic organs, first and foremost. One should also bear in mind the fact that parents, who have hairy buttocks, give birth to psychologically unbalanced, short-tempered children. The combination of red hair on the head and black hair on the buttocks may occur for talented and highly emotional people. Grey bottom hair is a vestige of premature impotence for men, whereas red hair reveals their depraved nature. Birthmarks on the upper area of the buttocks can be usually found with courageous and passionate people. If a person is too serious and reticent, he or she might have birthmarks in the middle part of the buttocks. A lower positioning of a birthmark testifies to problems with potency and procreation. Those individuals, who have a birthmark or two between the "cheeks" are destined to enjoy many years of creation and sex. One must have probably noticed the increasing number of healers, who tell people's lives by their buttocks. Such "experts" say that the left intimate cheek hides the information about the past, while the right cheek tells of a person's talents and potential abilities
According to this you will probably have short-tempered, psychogolically unbalanced children.

You mind if I have them with your wife?

bater · Post by **bater** » Wed Jul 25, 2007 7:59 pm

you should put a disclaimer on this... That's Effin FOUL!!!!

Meecka · Post by **Meecka** » Wed Jul 25, 2007 9:03 pm

My eyes.... Oh God my eyes!!!! Someone get me a bottle of tequila... I need to forget what I just saw!

hazatude · Post by **hazatude** » Wed Jul 25, 2007 9:29 pm

Meecka wrote:My eyes.... Oh God my eyes!!!! Someone get me a bottle of tequila... I need to forget what I just saw!

Free floss!

ettw · Post by **ettw** » Wed Jul 25, 2007 10:39 pm

Your ass ain't hairy unless you can macrame it or run your fingers thru it!

Cheers,

ETTW

grimey · Post by **grimey** » Wed Jul 25, 2007 11:47 pm

Is this some sort of ass hair competition with Rowdy?

hazatude · Post by **hazatude** » Wed Jul 25, 2007 11:50 pm

grimey wrote:Is this some sort of ass hair competition with Rowdy?

I win everytime I go up against Rowdy for anything...except crashing. He wins that one.

wingspan · Post by **wingspan** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 3:55 am

hazatude wrote:I HAVE SO MUCH FUN HERE!

VERY NICE

I LIKE

niss · Post by **niss** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 5:09 am

bmc · Post by **bmc** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 6:04 am

Looks like a mustang farm.

(must-hang....dangle berry, will-not, etc)

CarbIce · Post by **CarbIce** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 8:56 am

Rowdy · Post by **Rowdy** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 9:41 am

hey.. you can have the trophy for hairiest ass!

I'm guessin your hair got lazy after all those lakeports and couldn't make it up.. much like other haza things

Lurch · Post by **Lurch** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 11:37 am

Rowdy wrote:hey.. you can have the trophy for hairiest ass!

I'm guessin your hair got lazy after all those lakeports and couldn't make it up.. much like other haza things

I seem to remember somebody elses hair ass being posted on here not so long ago. Does this mean you are conceding victory to Haza?

Lurch

Dash-Ate · Post by **Dash-Ate** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 4:56 pm

A quick avcan search and here is the competitor

http://www.avcanada.ca/forums2/viewtopi ... &start=125

Maybe the ladies can pick and then fight over the winner?

. ._ · Post by **. ._** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 6:19 pm

I just wanna see the responses, and no matter how fast I click, I just can't avoid hazatude's ass.

@#$!!!!!

OK, I'm boycotting this thread.

-istp

. ._ · Post by **. ._** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 6:20 pm

DAMN!

As soon as I posted that, the computer flashed the bum at me!

OK, I'm not looking now when I hit submit.

-istp

lilfssister · Post by **lilfssister** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 6:24 pm

Unfortunately, I went to bed early last nite. Therefore, I was up early enuf to check avcan b4 work. Ouch. Haz's naked butt and 6:30 AM do not mix. I blame wingspan (who I have chastised via Messenger). What was in that beer Haz got???

Lurch · Post by **Lurch** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 6:50 pm

Dash-Ate wrote:A quick avcan search and here is the competitor

http://www.avcanada.ca/forums2/viewtopi ... &start=125

Maybe the ladies can pick and then fight over the winner?

Thanks Dash-Ate, there was a reason I didn't post the link. We don't need two pictures of hairy butts in one thread. Thank God Niss didn't hurt his butt or there would be a third.

No Snowgoose you don't need to add to this list.

Lurch

Snowgoose · Post by **Snowgoose** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 7:48 pm

Lurch wrote:
No Snowgoose you don't need to add to this list.

Lurch

Why not? Hairy or not, it's all natural

altiplano · Post by **altiplano** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 8:28 pm

Sulako wrote:Posted: Sat Apr 14, 2007 5:50 pm
Great, now you have blazed the trail, hazatude is going to post pics of his butt in an effort to one-up you

Looks like this was foreseen months ago... You're so predictable Haz...

trancemania · Post by **trancemania** » Fri Jul 27, 2007 9:46 am

At least you couldve waxed and tanned a bit!!

Snowgoose · Post by **Snowgoose** » Fri Jul 27, 2007 9:54 am

trancemania wrote:At least you couldve waxed and tanned a bit!!

Actually I am glad he didn't show us the "starfish". Take what we have an be glad.

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