Not Just a Pretty Face - Miss Teen USA
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Not Just a Pretty Face - Miss Teen USA
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I was with her up to " I personaly believe that U.S. Americans"
Maybe OPRAH can help her solve this map issue in South Africa
I was with her up to " I personaly believe that U.S. Americans"
Maybe OPRAH can help her solve this map issue in South Africa
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I see ATM porn in her future...wooo...crystal balls of Haza have seen all...wooo.
"FLY THE AIRPLANE"!
http://www.youtube.com/hazatude
http://www.youtube.com/hazatude
More shockingly, there are people that have watched that and commented on what a bright light she is.
I think Haz has her future mapped out quite well. I could see her also pursuing a career walking around the outside of boxing rings holding up the big cards that display the upcoming round.
I think Haz has her future mapped out quite well. I could see her also pursuing a career walking around the outside of boxing rings holding up the big cards that display the upcoming round.
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Good lord, what was that, such as. If she didn't win the pagent she would have a great future in politics. Maybe in I Raq or South Africa, if she could find those places on a map. Reminds me of a PPL student I had once. Any answer is better than no answer. I guess that works in beauty pagents.
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I should hope so, he came in 4th.Cat Driver wrote:Finishing first and third in a circle jerk makes you a fierce contender Niss.
Even Haza would be impressed with that.
She’s built like a Steakhouse, but she handles like a Bistro.
Let's kick the tires, and light the fires.... SHIT! FIRE! EMERGENCY CHECKLIST!
Let's kick the tires, and light the fires.... SHIT! FIRE! EMERGENCY CHECKLIST!
You know, the truly sad thing about this clip of this girl is that she accurately represents American values. She got that far in the compeition because she is beautiful. Not because she is intelligent.
Intelligence is not highly valued or recognized in this competition. Beauty is. And superficial beauty is reinforced as a value through advertising, how movie stars are portrayed, etc.
Intelligence is not highly valued or recognized in this competition. Beauty is. And superficial beauty is reinforced as a value through advertising, how movie stars are portrayed, etc.
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I see a movie in her future similar to debbie does dallas, unfortunately I dont think she would know how to find it on a map.
I love her natural flow of thoughts:
US=No Maps = Poor education in South Africa and Iraq = US helping south africa and Iraq with their education.
I think she got thrown off because this was the first time she heard the word 'map'.
Still, id like to wipe my dick off on her curtans.
I love her natural flow of thoughts:
US=No Maps = Poor education in South Africa and Iraq = US helping south africa and Iraq with their education.
I think she got thrown off because this was the first time she heard the word 'map'.
Still, id like to wipe my dick off on her curtans.
She’s built like a Steakhouse, but she handles like a Bistro.
Let's kick the tires, and light the fires.... SHIT! FIRE! EMERGENCY CHECKLIST!
Let's kick the tires, and light the fires.... SHIT! FIRE! EMERGENCY CHECKLIST!
I feel a little sorry for this young gal because I've been in her position before.
It was in the Mr. Hunky Pants 2004 pageant, and the hostess asked me
how I would solve the problem of world hunger. I told her that I would immediately
carpet bomb Africa. Problem solved. The reaction I got was shocking. Boos and hisses
drowned out the whole broadcast. It's not as if I said global warming was a lie or anything.
In retrospect, I should have said we should give more money and help to developing nations.
Coming in second that year was a hard pill to swallow.
It was in the Mr. Hunky Pants 2004 pageant, and the hostess asked me
how I would solve the problem of world hunger. I told her that I would immediately
carpet bomb Africa. Problem solved. The reaction I got was shocking. Boos and hisses
drowned out the whole broadcast. It's not as if I said global warming was a lie or anything.
In retrospect, I should have said we should give more money and help to developing nations.
Coming in second that year was a hard pill to swallow.
JakeYYZ wrote:I feel a little sorry for this young gal because I've been in her position before.
It was in the Mr. Hunky Pants 2004 pageant, and the hostess asked me
how I would solve the problem of world hunger. I told her that I would immediately
carpet bomb Africa. Problem solved. The reaction I got was shocking. Boos and hisses
drowned out the whole broadcast. It's not as if I said global warming was a lie or anything.
In retrospect, I should have said we should give more money and help to developing nations.
Coming in second that year was a hard pill to swallow.

thats awesome