No Baby!

. ._ · Post by **. ._** » Thu Sep 20, 2007 6:53 pm

I wanna get a vasectomy because one day I might get laid.

Any advice?

-istp

Lurch · Post by **Lurch** » Thu Sep 20, 2007 7:07 pm

Ask Haz his secret, he seems pretty successful

LegoMan · Post by **LegoMan** » Thu Sep 20, 2007 8:14 pm

Airtids · Post by **Airtids** » Thu Sep 20, 2007 8:21 pm

You could try this:
http://www.avcanada.ca/forums2/viewtopic.php?t=34836

Not sure if it's reversable, though

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shack · Post by **shack** » Thu Sep 20, 2007 9:43 pm

Get yourself a moped and a pair of goofy lookin pants.

hazatude · Post by **hazatude** » Fri Sep 21, 2007 3:23 am

Lurch wrote:Ask Haz his secret, he seems pretty successful

I use the weather radar in our Chieftain like a tanning salon. For my sperm though...it's a Nazi death camp!

niss · Post by **niss** » Fri Sep 21, 2007 4:48 am

shack wrote:Get yourself a moped and a pair of goofy lookin pants.

Don't do that, that will get you more pussy than a toilet seat.

I hear becoming a pilot is a great way to repel women.

shack · Post by **shack** » Fri Sep 21, 2007 6:18 am

niss wrote:
shack wrote:Get yourself a moped and a pair of goofy lookin pants.
Don't do that, that will get you more pussy than a toilet seat.

Actually that part doesn't go on the toilet seat, you may want to check your specs.

niss · Post by **niss** » Fri Sep 21, 2007 6:38 am

shack wrote:
niss wrote:
shack wrote:Get yourself a moped and a pair of goofy lookin pants.
Don't do that, that will get you more pussy than a toilet seat.

Actually that part doesn't go on the toilet seat, you may want to check your specs.

It would seam I got my phrases wrong. More ass then a toilet seat.

As you were.

Redneck_pilot86 · Post by **Redneck_pilot86** » Fri Sep 21, 2007 8:13 am

Get a cherry bomb, and count to 10. When you reach five, you will be forced to put the bomb between your knees to continue counting.