Rant

Rudder Bug · Post by **Rudder Bug** » Wed Oct 31, 2007 5:25 pm

I know a guy who uses the same friggen knife for the butter, the Cheez Whizz, the jam, the mayo and the rest. Disgusting!

Red Line · Post by **Red Line** » Wed Oct 31, 2007 5:38 pm

Ever had one of those room mates who while flicking through the channels finds a good movie on TV that's part way through and it's a movie that you have on DVD, so you politely suggest that you could just pop in the DVD and watch the movie from the beginning with no commercials, but no, they insist on watching the movie on TV!

Anyone?

sky's the limit · Post by **sky's the limit** » Wed Oct 31, 2007 5:40 pm

xsbank wrote:I feel so warm and fuzzy, kinda like STL does on day 41 in his sleeping bag..... NOBODY let me down. You're all right in there. Thank you gize (and Chickaddd too).

The 'fuzzy' feeling is just my juvenile attempts at growing decent beard....

stl

PS GREAT THREAD!!!

Rudder Bug · Post by **Rudder Bug** » Wed Oct 31, 2007 5:42 pm

Me too STL and I found my first gray hair at 20!!!

xsbank · Post by **xsbank** » Wed Oct 31, 2007 5:45 pm

Rudder, what's with the picture of Michael Jackson?

sky's the limit · Post by **sky's the limit** » Wed Oct 31, 2007 5:46 pm

Rudder Bug wrote:Me too STL and I found my first gray hair at 20!!!

Um, where did you find it???

LOL

stl

Rudder Bug · Post by **Rudder Bug** » Wed Oct 31, 2007 5:47 pm

IN MY SOUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sky's the limit · Post by **sky's the limit** » Wed Oct 31, 2007 5:48 pm

Rudder Bug wrote:IN MY SOUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ewwwwww

Rudder Bug · Post by **Rudder Bug** » Wed Oct 31, 2007 5:49 pm

Xsbank,

It's not Michael Jackson, it's the one and only Elvis Gratton, the King of the Kings.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elvis_Gratton

xsbank · Post by **xsbank** » Wed Oct 31, 2007 5:58 pm

Nope, you can't fool me, its Michael Jackson.

Rudder Bug · Post by **Rudder Bug** » Wed Oct 31, 2007 6:01 pm

It's NOT Michael Jackson!

trey kule · Post by **trey kule** » Wed Oct 31, 2007 6:09 pm

Now I have to step in andstop this.....leave Micheal Jackson alone...he is just a poor defenseless white girl........and tired after all her recent troubles, even if after being found not guilty he said he felt like a kid again.

xsbank · Post by **xsbank** » Wed Oct 31, 2007 6:15 pm

He said, like he felt a kid again?

trey kule · Post by **trey kule** » Wed Oct 31, 2007 6:19 pm

For crying out loud, X-bank, try and stay on the topic. Imagine how the poor sod who started this thread must feel when we all stray off topic........

petite · Post by **petite** » Wed Oct 31, 2007 6:25 pm

Meecka wrote:I have cramps... anyone know which med is best to take?

Midol and heroin.

Rudder Bug · Post by **Rudder Bug** » Wed Oct 31, 2007 6:40 pm

My girlfriend thinks I'm childish but the other evening she sank all my little boats in the bathtub

xsbank · Post by **xsbank** » Wed Oct 31, 2007 7:12 pm

Hey you trick-or-treaties, you Halloweenies, you shouldn't waste the night! Get out there and roll a kid and steal his candy! Pilots need sweetness too (pouring refill of black stout) they also carry those UNICEF boxes, all you wannabes and instructors! Now's your chance. Boo!

Rowdy · Post by **Rowdy** » Wed Oct 31, 2007 11:06 pm

Knocking them over is cruel... I say partake in the scaryness and scare the living bejesus out of the lil bastards!! Then they'll drop their candy and run.

Problem solved!

Thank you.. I'm off to eat my miniature kit kat.

Gimme a break

Phileas Fogg · Post by **Phileas Fogg** » Thu Nov 01, 2007 7:28 am

It hurts when I pee.

niss · Post by **niss** » Thu Nov 01, 2007 7:41 am

Why the hell would any kid now in days wanna spend a night with MJ? They arent old enough to remember any of his good work, and anyone who was born after 1990 knows him as a sexual deviant.

I say those kids just asked to get raped.

co-joe · Post by **co-joe** » Thu Nov 01, 2007 5:11 pm

petite wrote:
Meecka wrote:I have cramps... anyone know which med is best to take?
Midol and heroin.

I've never had menstrual cramps but I knew someone who did...once word answer: percocet.

Nothing takes away the pain like it! This one time I fell down on my snowboard, and the doc gave me percocet and all the pain went away for like 8 hours... mmmmm

Ref Plus 10 · Post by **Ref Plus 10** » Thu Nov 01, 2007 5:30 pm

I'm a new pilot, should I get a degree to help my chances?? And looking for information on Borek, THANKS! Oh, and now that you mention is, who is this Cat Driver you speak of??

Rowdy · Post by **Rowdy** » Thu Nov 01, 2007 5:31 pm

Phileas Fogg wrote:It hurts when I pee.

I'm sure Cat has a remedy for that!

Birrdog gave me the one for itches..

What a great group of guys

Cat Driver · Post by **Cat Driver** » Thu Nov 01, 2007 5:49 pm

Phileas Fogg wrote:
It hurts when I pee.

You have several choices.

Go to the Dr. now and find out what is causing the pain, did you step on it?

If you did not step on it or slam a door on it you can wait until it starts to drip, the quickest way to check for when it starts is to wear white shorts and check for a light green stain.

If you have the above symptoms you now have two choices.

(1) Go to the DR. and get it cured.

(2) find out how tough you are, the longer you wait the more it hurts.

If you choose #2 P.M. me and let me know how long you lasted before you reached your maximum pain threshold.

I know of one guy who lasted almost two weeks stuck in the Arctic with that problem......that was a tough bastard.

Dr. Cat

Dust Devil · Post by **Dust Devil** » Thu Nov 01, 2007 7:25 pm

hazatude wrote:Did you guys see the office episode where he declared bankruptcy and all he did was say it in front of everyone in the office. That was funny.

The Marriage between you and Chantal seems to be going strong now that you are starting to talk like her.