You know you're a bachelor/bachelorette when...

. ._ · Post by **. ._** » Sat Nov 17, 2007 2:04 pm

Your weekly dishwashing regimen includes re-stocking the plastic utensils...

and taking inventory of your plastic cups, bowls and paper plates.

Feel free to add your ideas to this thread.

-istp

bin landin · Post by **bin landin** » Sat Nov 17, 2007 3:50 pm

You use utensils?

Have you never heard of twist off caps?

looproll · Post by **looproll** » Sat Nov 17, 2007 4:30 pm

nice toaster

. ._ · Post by **. ._** » Sat Nov 17, 2007 5:29 pm

Thanks looproll.

Here's a close up of it.

(the one on the left is supposed to be Tigger)

-istp

AV8OR · Post by **AV8OR** » Sat Nov 17, 2007 5:34 pm

istp, does it sing a song while it's toasting?

Shinjin MC · Post by **Shinjin MC** » Sat Nov 17, 2007 7:20 pm

or do you have to provide the musical accompaniment yourself?

Chickaddd · Post by **Chickaddd** » Sat Nov 17, 2007 7:30 pm

I have the urge to send you a care package.

. ._ · Post by **. ._** » Sat Nov 17, 2007 7:52 pm

AV8OR wrote:istp, does it sing a song while it's toasting?

When the toast pops up, it plays a lame version of:

the first 10 seconds of this:

WARNING!! IF YOU WATCH THIS ENTIRE YOUTUBE VIDEO, YOU ARE A MORON AND YOUR HEAD WILL EXPLODE. IT IS ONLY INTENDED TO BE WATCHED FOR 10-12 SECONDS!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLnMF2JI ... re=related

-istp

Snowgoose · Post by **Snowgoose** » Mon Nov 19, 2007 4:43 am

Ah the bachelor days, what bliss. Except when you have a crazy ass vegan roommate

co-joe · Post by **co-joe** » Mon Nov 19, 2007 11:24 am

Just curious, but how many times is it okay to reuse the same towel before you have to wash it?

Snowgoose · Post by **Snowgoose** » Mon Nov 19, 2007 11:54 am

co-joe wrote:Just curious, but how many times is it okay to reuse the same towel before you have to wash it?

When it stands vertical on it own, i.e. no hook, turn it into a bath mat. Then when it sticks to your feet, throw it out. Steal a new towel. Repeat. Make sure it's a coloured one. Take longer to look foul.

GilletteNorth · Post by **GilletteNorth** » Tue Nov 20, 2007 12:31 am

You know you are a bachelor when Kraft Dinner is one of the four important food groups, along with pizza, beer and whatever is your favourite fast food burger.

This does not apply to bachelorettes of course.

... · Post by **...** » Tue Nov 20, 2007 3:08 am

Snowgoose wrote:Ah the bachelor days, what bliss. Except when you have a crazy ass vegan roommate

AHHH HAHA!! BAcon is life. As a ex-vegitarian (2 years of eating carrots) I would proudly say that I'm glad to be back on the dark meat side again. Bar-B-Q season was killing me!

Anyway...ISTP...that toaster of yours goes a long way huh? This is the second time it has taken off in conversation. I did notice the Tigger is fading though.

I need a coversation item in my home! Maybe if get a stripper pole installed in my living room? Then the 3 'strippers' chicks living next door would have some where to practice their routines!!!

Anyone looking to rent a room in my house? it's 2000$ per month!!!!

Sheila · Post by **Sheila** » Tue Nov 20, 2007 8:41 pm

Gee, Thanks for spoiling this would-of-been-nice thread, loser s********

IABD, where's the house/room pic? Post it Man!

. ._ · Post by **. ._** » Tue Nov 20, 2007 9:36 pm

Anything goes in an ISTP thread. Don't worry Sheila. It's fine.

Snowgoose · Post by **Snowgoose** » Wed Nov 21, 2007 4:39 am

Sheila,

I guess all those asterisks belong to me. This is a bachelor thread. Girls are icky, stay out. Here's the proof.

sigmet77 · Post by **sigmet77** » Wed Nov 21, 2007 7:44 am

Yeah.

Uncle Leo · Post by **Uncle Leo** » Wed Nov 21, 2007 10:03 am

Sheila wrote:Gee, Thanks for spoiling this would-of-been-nice thread, loser s********

IABD, where's the house/room pic? Post it Man!

Sheila, I am going to start a thread about bachelorettes. You spinsters can get together and chat about picking cat hairs out of your lean cuisine.

lilfssister · Post by **lilfssister** » Wed Nov 21, 2007 3:29 pm

Snowgoose wrote:Sheila,

I guess all those asterisks belong to me. This is a bachelor thread.

That's some specialised filter you got on your computer there, Goose. On mine the thread title says bachelors/bachelorettes.

Snowgoose · Post by **Snowgoose** » Wed Nov 21, 2007 4:02 pm

Well I haven't seen a bachelorette pipe up yet so I see it as a bachelor thread.

Snowgoose · Post by **Snowgoose** » Wed Nov 21, 2007 4:05 pm

Plus there are some important discussions about how to be a bachelor in this highly informative thread. Case in point: