Where to buy King air C90b type rating???

DaBOMB · Post by **DaBOMB** » Sun Nov 25, 2007 8:53 pm

Hello fellow aviators!
I just got my CPL...YEAH!

My dad's friend just bought a 1995 C90B for his company & offered me an FO job last week.
He asked me how much I should be paid? I replied by saying, "you don't have to pay me anything! Flying is a privilege not a right! In fact, I will pay for my type rating. I'm honoured just to touch your machine sir!"

Then he asked me how much he should pay the captain he just hired? I told him that a fair salary would be max 20K a year.

Yesterday, I found out that he fired his new Captain & made me the P.I.C. Apparently he was asking for 50K a year, so he got rid of that BUM!
Experience is so over-rated. How can a 4000TT pilot be any better then I am ? Duuuhhh? Asking for more money? It's privilege to touch the machines not a right! Duuuuhhhh.

So I proudly ask you my fellow aviators, where can I buy a C90B type rating?

I believe I made a good impression on him. He made me Captain because I am that good. Who needs money?

xsbank · Post by **xsbank** » Sun Nov 25, 2007 11:23 pm

I'd like to make a good impression on you with a short, thick pipe for the sheer audacity of your troll. Nice try.

ScudRunner · Post by **ScudRunner** » Sun Nov 25, 2007 11:25 pm

Simply awesome! (removes hat)

privateer · Post by **privateer** » Sun Nov 25, 2007 11:32 pm

someone please remove this shit.

Youngback · Post by **Youngback** » Sun Nov 25, 2007 11:57 pm

Yer new around dese parts eh? I can see yer a bit of greenhorn at fishin here.

When yer fishin, you gotta use the right bait. Ya had the flasher all set up right but when the fishes git up close and see there ain't nothin on the hook, well, they ain't that stupid. Them fishes are gonna go someplace they can get a meal. You plain ain't done offered enuf fer dem ta bite.

Hoov · Post by **Hoov** » Mon Nov 26, 2007 8:39 am

That is the worst attempt, ever....ever! Get a new nickname and try again.

C-FABH · Post by **C-FABH** » Mon Nov 26, 2007 9:06 am

Well, at least I saw it as sarcasm

Scuba_Steve · Post by **Scuba_Steve** » Mon Nov 26, 2007 10:09 am

You guys are lame, that was funny..

Dash-Ate · Post by **Dash-Ate** » Mon Nov 26, 2007 10:17 am

is that istp? Lay off the T3's man

Doc · Post by **Doc** » Mon Nov 26, 2007 10:54 am

Kind of think I'll leave it on. Entertainment value, don't you know?

Lurch · Post by **Lurch** » Mon Nov 26, 2007 11:06 am

If Daddy really loved you he would have bought a G550.

And maybe if your real good he'll buy you West Jet for your birthday

sky's the limit · Post by **sky's the limit** » Mon Nov 26, 2007 11:12 am

Man, where'd I go wrong?

All I get for my birthday is a care package of Shortbread cookies and mince tarts...

stl

Lurch · Post by **Lurch** » Mon Nov 26, 2007 11:19 am

sky's the limit wrote:Man, where'd I go wrong?

All I get for my birthday is a care package of Shortbread cookies and mince tarts...

stl

You need to make the puppy dog eyes, and then cry on cue

http://my.break.com/content/view.aspx?ContentID=321055

Lurch · Post by **Lurch** » Mon Nov 26, 2007 11:25 am

Almost forgot about his one

http://www.break.com/index/spoiled_rich_chick.html

sky's the limit · Post by **sky's the limit** » Mon Nov 26, 2007 12:08 pm

Lurch wrote:Almost forgot about his one

http://www.break.com/index/spoiled_rich_chick.html

OMFG.... Is she serious???? Wow.

stl

altiplano · Post by **altiplano** » Mon Nov 26, 2007 5:28 pm

. ._ · Post by **. ._** » Mon Nov 26, 2007 6:22 pm

Dash-Ate wrote:is that istp? Lay off the T3's man

Nope, not me. Not even in the depths of a T3 binge topped off with single malt and quaaludes would I ever buy a PPC.

This guy's trolling attempt is admirable, but a bit too in our faces. Don't get me wrong- when I see a troll attempt at PPC purchase I absolutely LOVE IT!

IMHO, a more sublime approach is much more effective in trolldom.

That reminds me, my need for Tylenol 3's is pretty much done, so I should now double up to get a smoooth body buzz that is legal as long as I sit here and watch Steve Paiken on The Agenda.

http://www.tvo.org/cfmx/tvoorg/theagenda/

DaBOMB, I did get a chuckle out of it.

-istp

canpilot · Post by **canpilot** » Mon Nov 26, 2007 6:35 pm

NICE MAN! NICE!

I still don't know if i want to vomit or laugh!

FastFlyBy · Post by **FastFlyBy** » Mon Nov 26, 2007 8:03 pm

I can give you directions to the local sewage treatment plant.

I'm pretty sure they will take your 20k for any type rating you need there. They'll put you in their special "simulator room" that will replicate conditions at almost any northern op.
Hell they may even listen to you read the checklist if they're in a good mood.

chinglish · Post by **chinglish** » Mon Nov 26, 2007 11:07 pm

This has got to be BS no one is retarded enough to make a post like this in this forum and be taken seriously

Czar · Post by **Czar** » Mon Nov 26, 2007 11:10 pm

I like turtles.

flying4dollars · Post by **flying4dollars** » Mon Nov 26, 2007 11:41 pm

Czar wrote:I like turtles.

OMG me too!

Conquest Driver · Post by **Conquest Driver** » Mon Nov 26, 2007 11:49 pm

23 replies!! This isn't trolling it's driftnet fishing.

Walker · Post by **Walker** » Tue Nov 27, 2007 12:02 am

Rowdy · Post by **Rowdy** » Tue Nov 27, 2007 1:07 am

I love lamp