Pretty simple people

[BoostedNihilist]

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[Hoov]

I dont mind that as much as piss on the toilet seat. Piss in the Urinals you fuckin animals.

[2R]

Wow you must be in civilization .They actually managed to get the pooh pooh in the potty .Wow that is amazing some places they leave it on the floor next to the shiny porcelin thing

[heavymetal]

Also an acceptable form of disposal is in a flaming brown paper bag on a high school teachers porch.

[bob sacamano]

He said poo ...

[bmc]

Ever drop one in the can and it sticks above the water about 3-5 inches like Loch Ness?

[Dust Devil]

I sit on no other throne but my own

[pontius]

I was on an Air Canada 747,just after the Canadian International takeover, from Calgary to London.
On the wall above the toilet was a sign asking the folks, Please do not stand on the seat!

[Widow]

[dangerous]

Once I had to go really bad, so I resorted to using a public washroom. I rush to the only available stall, only to find a huge loaf sitting on the seat. Wow, and I though I couldn't hold it any longer! This guy couldn't hold it for the extra nanosecond it takes to center your ass on the toilet.

[bmc]

Once I had to go really bad, so I resorted to using a public washroom. I rush to the only available stall, only to find a huge loaf sitting on the seat. Wow, and I though I couldn't hold it any longer! This guy couldn't hold it for the extra nanosecond it takes to center your ass on the toilet.

5lb toilet trout

[comanchepilot]

If it's more than 5 lbs., you have to lay it down by hand!

In a residence at my university, one time the power went out for a couple of hours. With the washroom being in the middle of the building there were no windows. Hours later, the power comes back on, and lo and behold someone left a coil on the seat. I fear however, that this is no accident, as it was a perfect coil... one that was clearly made intentionally, almost like art. Disgusting!

[BoostedNihilist]

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[corporate joe]

whatever they pay people to clean that is not enough

[g5]

Wow you must be in civilization .They actually managed to get the pooh pooh in the potty .Wow that is amazing some places they leave it on the floor next to the shiny porcelin thing

I was thinking the same thing. Some fucked up religions require that you just shat on the floor.

Like some god came down and said "oh yeah, also don't shlt in the toilet, and when you're finished wipe your ass with your hand."

[bmc]

Most of toilets in France on the motorways are squat positions. Never dropped a dookie that way, but I watch my dog do it all the time.

[2R]

Strangely enough those units in the plumbing cataloges are called Asian toilets .Easy to hose down for cleaning the floor after a mad curry explosion ,although you may spray your pants if you are not careful .Ah the joys of travelling in countries with little or no refrigeration ,running water ,or cold beer .The no cold beer is the first and best reason to leave on the first bus even if you have to sit outside .If it is a dry crapper the smell should provide motivation to do you business as quickly as possible if not the thought of expossing the gentle parts to the ravages of the local insects swarming around the locals shhiit shrine should do it .
You would be suprised at how little you want to eat after a visit to one of the local shhit shrines in the far east as your appetite will disappear .I swear they were recycling the crap as the food smelt the same as the crapper !!!!!

Although the shite shrine at the airstrip in Kashechewan is proof that you do not have to travel far from home to find a fragrant crapper that would "gag a maggot"

[Highflyinpilot]

I also never use public bathrooms for the duty

[2R]

Wait until you "HAVE NO CHOICE "
Or are you an ex-Nasa employee that wears diapers ????

[ybp]

What annoys me is when the toilet plugs every damn time I use it. Do they test toilets with rabbit turds or what!!! Maybe that is why people are scared to flush....they are afraid that the toilet will overflow.

When I have nothing better to do, I am going to design a toilet that will handle real mans crap. Maybe that will solve two problems.

[Sub-Space Canoodler]

FRICKIN NASTY!

Some people are just retards if they have to resort to this hind of garbage. I would rather go in the bush than visit some of the stalls I've seen in the past.

Once ( many years ago ) I saw my co-worker cleaning a bathroom at the end of our shift. He brought the pressure washer nozzle in through the office and hallway and proceded to give the toilets and bathrooms a good spray. Thats how all bathrooms should be made now - capable of this type of cleaning. Door knobs should also be a thing of the past.

[niss]

Im in Miami right now and when I was in Buffalo int'l yesterday Morning I made sure to flush twice just for you Boosted!

On the same note wanna know whats really nasty?

The fact that I was at the beach today on 15th st. and behind a tree was some homeless guy jerking off while looking at the girls in their bikinis. I would take a floater over that any day of the week.