Stop the Beaver Hunt!
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ScudRunner
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Stop the Beaver Hunt!
As a Canadian I am outraged at this latest development in the pet food market, how dare they mash a poor beaver up to feed your dog's and Cats. Whats next bald eagle flavoured BBQ sauce, But im still ok with Baby Seal after all it is the Veal of the Sea.
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Dust Devil
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Re: Stop the Beaver Hunt!
I got some dirty looks from some Americans a couple weekends ago. Wifey and I were at an aquarium in Galveston Texas and I made a comment along the lines of "look seals, let's get our clubs" The aquarium people were not impressed
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A bewildered Canadian seal pup walks into a bar and sidles up to the bar. Takes a coupl'a tries to get up onto the stool, but he makes 'er.Dust Devil wrote:I got some dirty looks from some Americans a couple weekends ago. Wifey and I were at an aquarium in Galveston Texas and I made a comment along the lines of "look seals, let's get our clubs" The aquarium people were not impressed
Barkeep says "What'll it be?"
The little seal, so shy that he is, lowers his head and says "Anything but Canadian Club."
Ya, poor taste I know. I'll turn out the lights..
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Anything but Canadian Club ...<pause>... on the rocks!!
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re. Beaver recipes
Tequila.
Catch 'em with tequila
Marinade with tequila
Enjoy with tequila
Tequila.
Catch 'em with tequila
Marinade with tequila
Enjoy with tequila
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Qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum
Semper Fidelis
“De inimico non loquaris male, sed cogites"-
Do not wish death for your enemy, plan it.
Semper Fidelis
“De inimico non loquaris male, sed cogites"-
Do not wish death for your enemy, plan it.
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niss
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Re: Stop the Beaver Hunt!
Raw, with a little mouthwash to get the taste out when I'm done.2R wrote:Any beaver recipes ???
She’s built like a Steakhouse, but she handles like a Bistro.
Let's kick the tires, and light the fires.... SHIT! FIRE! EMERGENCY CHECKLIST!
Let's kick the tires, and light the fires.... SHIT! FIRE! EMERGENCY CHECKLIST!
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BoostedNihilist
Re: Stop the Beaver Hunt!
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I thought you moved to Florida? There're no beavers in Florida.niss wrote: Raw, with a little mouthwash to get the taste out when I'm done.
It's better to break ground and head into the wind than to break wind and head into the ground.
