Can I smoke my wieght in Mary Jane in 5 years???

[bobcaygeon]

I have a lot of time off on my hands now that I'm not flying. Is this a realistic goal?????

[bob sacamano]

Dance with Mary Jane, you'll get your toes burnt.

[sky's the limit]

Give'r.

Wish I had that kind of time off, AND the kind of money to afford that much.....

stl

[AUGER9]

You'll never know until you try!

[200hr Wonder]

Give'r.

Wish I had that kind of time off, AND the kind of money to afford that much.....

stl

It is a weed, it grows in the ground, grow your own man!

[sky's the limit]

It is a weed, it grows in the ground, grow your own man!

[Rudder Bug]

STL,

As the old saying goes, Better late than never!

[sissyphus]

5 years X 365.4 days a year = 1827 days

Average weight of 200 lbs, 16 oz per pound, 28 grams per ounce = 89600 grams

89600 grams / 1827 days = 49 grams per day or roughly 2 ounces a day everyday for 5 years.

considering a 1 gram joint or perhaps even a 5 gram "stooge" there's lots to be done.

I believe you could keep that pace for maybe a week, then you'd be too f@cked up to remember what day it is and if you've smoked your daily 2 ounce quota. I suppose if you made it past the first month, you could do it no problem.

However, I'm not sure how you'll get anything done by smoking 2 ounces a day. Unless you run a laser light show, in jamaica.

In order to pay for 200 lbs of weed, you must figure on at least $3000 per pound X 200, or about $600,000 in weed over five years. Unless you have $120,000 of after tax disposable income each year, you'd best be growing your own.

easy skanking my friends

[AUGER9]

89600 grams / 1827 days = 49 grams per day or roughly 2 ounces a day everyday for 5 years.

considering a 1 gram joint or perhaps even a 5 gram "stooge" there's lots to be done.

I believe you could keep that pace for maybe a week, then you'd be too f@cked up to remember what day it is and if you've smoked your daily 2 ounce quota. I suppose if you made it past the first month, you could do it no problem.

ROFL Forget a week, figuring 8 hours of sleep a day, that's 3 grams an hour. I doubt anyone would be able to get through even 1 day.

[Rudder Bug]

That's why he should grow it himself!

[Liftdump]

Did you figure that all out on a whiz wheel???

[Phaedrus]

One must also consider whether you are imbibing quality west coast produce, or just some third rate prairie flat-grass: Eastern style mixed with tobacco or shake. Moreover, to improve your chances you could make it into butter and then various other baked goods....or so I've heard.

Additionally, the associated munchies could result in you gaining 50lbs which might seriously jeopardize your mission.

Remember though: you are only a failure if you fail to try.

[sigmet77]

This may be the best thread yet, people thinking, using math, agriculture, hell, throw in a picture of a hot girl and this is the best thread I have seen in months. Well, here ya go!



Or just this, sure it ain't pot but damn!

[. ._]

I'm with sigmet 77 here. 100%

bobcageon, I thank you for bringing this important issue to the table.

-istp

[Wacko]

I was affiliated to the mouth of the top left square... had a totally different image until I saw the whole picture

[taxiway_matthew]

You sir, are an overachiever!

[Tim]

Did you figure that all out on a whiz wheel???

lost it on that one, this is the best thread i've ever read!

[altiplano]

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[co-joe]

Good point sigmet...

[Wacko]

Good point sigmet...

What the hell co-joe... you said you won't post pictures of my mom on the Internets!

[sissyphus]

Dude you're getting ripped off...

what's the going rate?

[Rockie]

Hate to be the one to crash the party, but does anyone but me see the downside of a bunch of aviation professionals publicly extolling the virtues of blowing your brains out on illegal drugs?

Anyone?

[Hedley]

Personally, Rockie, I don't think aviation professionals
should even smoke cigarettes or drink alcohol either,
but many people in the past (including yourself) have
criticized me for having standards for pilots that are
too high

[CID]

Hate to be the one to crash the party, but does anyone but me see the downside of a bunch of aviation professionals publicly extolling the virtues of blowing your brains out on illegal drugs?

You're in the wrong place if you're looking for aviation "professionals". Try pprune.

[Hedley]

Gotta agree with you there, CID - you are clearly
no "aviation professional".