Pilot's wives- just for fun

Check Pilot · Post by **Check Pilot** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 10:01 pm

I just know I will get insulting and disgusting replies to this, to which I will not reply:

Marital Bliss

A woman awakes in the wee hours of the morning to find that her husband, her hero pilot, her giant of family support, her majestic tower of love, was not in bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee. She thinks to herself “Just because he missed one approach today doesn’t mean he has to cry over it. Does he?”

"What’s the matter dear, why are you down here at this time of the night?" she
whispers lovingly as she steps into the room. The husband looks up from his coffee,
"Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and you were only 16?" he asks solemnly.

"Yes I do" she replies. “It was some of the best times of my life.”

The husband paused, as the words were not coming easily. "Do you remember
when your father caught us in the back seat of my car making love?" he sobs.
"Yes, I remember,” said the wife, lowering herself into the chair beside him, her hands lovingly caressing the back of his neck in an attempt to ease his mental anguish.

The husband continued... "Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my
face and said, “Either you marry my daughter, or I'll send you to jail for 20
years?"

"I remember that too. You certainly did the right thing and I’ll love you forever for it" she replied softly, her eyes now too welling with tears.

He wiped another tear from his cheek and said,

"I would have gotten out today." javascript:emoticon(':P')
Razz

raven54 · Post by **raven54** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 11:28 pm

Check Pilot · Post by **Check Pilot** » Sat Jan 22, 2005 12:28 am

YEP

Hoped so before the girls get at it.

scm · Post by **scm** » Sat Jan 22, 2005 7:15 am

gelbisch · Post by **gelbisch** » Sat Jan 22, 2005 10:53 am

Well I got a chuckle out of it.

I'll tell you one thing about a pilot's wife... she sure has to be patient, tolerant and understanding. We just found out, my crew and I, that we'll be sitting here at the hotel, away from base, another 48+ hours due to crummy weather at home. The wife does not take it well. I know it's frustrating, but it ain't my fault, and I wanted to go home too. Does not bode well for our future, I think, her typical reaction to such derailment of the original plans.

Anyway, just venting. Too afraid to vent at her directly.

... · Post by **...** » Sat Jan 22, 2005 11:10 am

Cute office joke

twotter · Post by **twotter** » Sat Jan 22, 2005 9:29 pm

Regardless of the previous comments, I for one got a good laugh out of it...

Thanks!!!

Guest 1969 · Post by **Guest 1969** » Sat Jan 22, 2005 11:53 pm

Took me awhile to get it. Bet then I laughed.

Panama Jack · Post by **Panama Jack** » Sun Jan 23, 2005 2:01 pm

A little boy asks his dad "Daddy, why did you marry Mommy?"

The dad shakes his head and responds "you can´t figure it out either, huh?"

w squared · Post by **w squared** » Sun Jan 23, 2005 4:07 pm

q: What does a pilot's wife do with her a**hole before she has sex?

a: She drops him off at the airport.

water wings · Post by **water wings** » Sun Jan 23, 2005 9:14 pm

just wondering...all these wife jokes....by all these husbands who became husbands...by asking someone to marry them...stop the cycle...

(goodbye, Johnny Carson.

)

ZLIN 142C · Post by **ZLIN 142C** » Wed Jan 26, 2005 1:00 pm

One Saturday morning, a private pilot awakens early, eager to get in the air, since there is a fly-in breakfast at somebody's local grass strip that day. He gets out of bed quietly so as not to disturb his still-sleeping wife, gets dressed, and goes out to his garage to drive to the airport. Upon opening the garage door, he finds that the weather is absolute crap - low ceilings, gusting winds, and pouring rain. He goes back into his house, fires up his computer and checks the NavCanada site. It's going to suck all day long. Disappointed, he closes his garage door, goes back to his bedroom, gets undressed and crawls back into bed. He snuggles up to his wife's back, and whispers in her ear, "The weather out there is awful."

Sleepily, she replies, "Can you believe my stupid husband is out flying in that shit?"