The person below me

[GilletteNorth]

True, my wife even passed me a silver bullet to enjoy the afternoon with

TPBM thinks his wife is the greatest person on earth (if female, thinks her husband is the studliest man on earth)

[brokenwing]

false, the wife just left a dear john note about lloyd christmas

TPBM , on occasion dutch oven's themselves to make sure it was a "good one"

[Epsilon]

Not any more, the last time I did that, my girlfriend got a restraining order against me. Now I have no way of telling if it's a good one or not.

TPBM does not know what the hell to write because every topic has already been covered like 10 times on this thread.

[. ._]

False.

The person below me wants to below me.

[200hr Wonder]

False shudder....

TPBM wishes they where durnk right this second.

[. ._]

False. But I'm working on it.

The person below me thinks that Snowgoose's thread should become a "Sticky".

http://www.avcanada.ca/forums2/viewtopi ... 49&t=42978

[Epsilon]

True, and I also think this thread should be sticky.

TPBM swears he will never let this thread fall into second page again...ever!

[rottentomatoes]

True, but I'm not angry. I'm just not happy that she's dating a pilot.

The person below me is useless outside of an airplane...

why aren't you happy she is dating a pilot?

FALSE, she will...and is doing so.
TPBM has run over naked boys during touch and go.

[. ._]

False, and dude that's messed up.

The person below me found a pencil in the plane when he showed up that wasn't his, stole it, and never felt guilty about it.

[200hr Wonder]

True and a pen and a chart and antything else... finders keeprs

TPBM really enjoys nibs... just little bits of licourise

[rottentomatoes]

True...you meant candies right?
TPBM stole my brand new CFS, put a price tag on it and sold it.

[Chickaddd]

I didn't steal it I borrowed it long term.

TPBM is going to BBQ tonight.

[. ._]

False. The last time I did that, the smoke alarm went off in my apartment. Apparently that's true what they say about not doing that stuff indoors.

The person below me immerses their George Foreman grill in water, even though it says not to.

[. ._]

True.

The person below me is OUTRAGED at the shitty rag "Total Guitar" which has so slandered Celine Dion.

[200hr Wonder]

False, I think they where 100% correct

TPBM Feels that Johnny Cash's cover of Hurt by NIN should be on the greatest list.

[. ._]

False. Though a good song, it is no match for:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FONt47Z0KZg

The person below me now hates Total Guitar.

[. ._]

True, but why do I feel like I have a personal monologue going on here?

The person below me got home, decided he needed a belt, then slammed five fingers of The Glenlivet because it's so good it's got "THE" in front of it- I mean, not even Prince in his symbol days had a "THE" in front of the symbol, probably because he wasn't as good as The Glenlivet, though he does kick ass for a short black guy from Minnesota.

[C23flyer]

The person below me got home, decided he needed a belt, then slammed five fingers of The Glenlivet because it's so good it's got "THE" in front of it.

False. My stomach can't take more than two fingers anymore.

TPBM is researching chemtrails as we speak.

[B-rad]

ok your creepy good.
but at least i don't complain on this site as much as the person below me!
(i know i know, this is leaving it pretty open for anyone lol)

[SkyWolfe]

False... I prefer to interject irrelevant comments.

TPBM has a fruit rollup thong - pink ofcourse.

[Guido]

False... I prefer to interject irrelevant comments.

TPBM has a fruit rollup thong - pink ofcourse.

Had. Yum.


TPBM is wishing they could go flying for fun on a day like today...

[maryclaire]

True - it's nothing but beautiful blue skies today, but instead I'm stuck inside.

The person below me plays more flight sim than they actually fly.

[GilletteNorth]

True

Last time I flew was a C206 about 3? years ago but I own at least 5 flight sim programs.

TPBM flies a C337 and thinks it's the world's best twin.

[F,D and H]

False but I do occasionally drive a C335 and get called a skymaster, IT"S AN UNPRESSURIZED 340

TPBM eats rice cakes and still thinks he can call himself a man

[SkyWolfe]

False. I use rice cakes as frisbees, and I call myself a WO-man...

TPBM just had a fantasy about a hairy guy in a bikini (pokodotted) throwing rice cakes.