Complete Guide to Emergency Airplane Landings

[Ralliart]

I found this on another forum:

http://artofmanliness.com/2008/09/16/ho ... -airplane/

I don't know what is funnier.......the content, or the comments at the bottom of the page from people who actually think they can use this!

[5400AirportRdSouth]

I nearly choked on my dinner reading some of the comments!


" I'm going to print this out and keep a laminated copy in my carry-on, thanks! "


" If the plane is in trouble and up you get with your saved passage on how to land a plane, move towards the cockpit, and I’m on that same flight? I’m probably going to kill you "

[Tim]

Shit I wasted all that money on flight school...where was this one-page article 8 years ago.

"Take a deep breath, look out the window, and figure out if the airplane is in a dive"

[sigmet77]

Another great example that people are stupid, the comments are by far the funniest thing I have seen since Rick Mercer's last trip to the US:)

[E-Flyer]

Rick Mercer HAHAH !

[bcrosby]

Wow... This one is WAAAAY better than the one Wired Published in their Mag:

http://fly.blakecrosby.com/2008/06/how_ ... ccord.html

At least they had "real" photos

[Canook]

LMAO!!

Scroll down and check out what 'Dave' had to say on Sept. 18 at 4:20. (go figure!)

Hahaha... totally made my day!

[niss]

If only Kurt Russell had read this book before making an executive decision.

[Ref Plus 10]

So to fly a C-17 in the air force....you only need 50 hours or so?

[deflux]

Relax, it’s not as hard as it looks and if you follow a few simple steps you’ll be on the ground safely and in one piece for your press conference and hero shots.

heh.....wow

[Four1oh]

I would LOVE to be a fly on the wall if airport security ever found a laminated 'how to' for landing a jet airliner!!! I can almost hear the snap of the rubber gloves! hahhaaa!

[sdogg0]

Thats absurd, im not even sure if that article should be in existance. Bless the internet for idiots like that, always wanting to give there 2 cents even if they have no clue what there talking about

[xqs-me]

WTF!!!! how stupid can people be??