I'm dead-heading in civies. I've been going through the same screening area everyday for the last 2 months.
It's 4am and they decide to rip apart my carry-on after I show them my boarding and red pass (which is fine, they're entitled to).
I'm told that my cologne and gel bottles are too large (here we go) and I'll have to check my luggage. Not a chance. I mention that I've brought the same two bottles through screening everyday for the last 2 months, to which they reply, "well you're not in uniform". For serious

With not much time to spare, I reluctantly changed, and went through security without a problem.
The icing on the cake is that they were more concerned about my gel and cologne than the four Mach 3 razor blades I had sitting right next to the gel bottle.
It's letter time to catsa, but here's to ridding a little of my frustration!
