250hr pilot wanted

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ScudRunner
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250hr pilot wanted

Post by ScudRunner »

See there are jobs for 250hr pilots
:D http://www.pilotcareercenter.com/JobLis ... ?JobID=856

This made me laugh its got to be a joke
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Post by Murph »

it is to fly a 1999 BE36, with all the gadgets that open and close (including the Machine That Goes Ping) in Malawi and neighboring countries, for a construction company that has various projects there. They fly about 250hrs a year.
Must be single.
Please add a note with what you expect from this job with your application. [/b]
:lol: :lol:
this has to be a joke, or someone off their meds, or a front for slavery or the organ trade or something like that
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Post by Flying Low »

All these years of flying and I never got the machine that goes ping!

Now they offer it to a 250 hour wonder. It's just not fair! :lol:
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maybe it has a dashboard microwave?
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Post by Ralliart »

I have 249.6 hours.....do you think they'd accept MY resume?? :wink:
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Post by VeRmiLLioN »

Ralliart wrote:I have 249.6 hours.....do you think they'd accept MY resume?? :wink:
No.

It says 250hrs.
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Post by No Conflict »

Wonder if you have to PPC'd on the machine that goes "ping"?

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Post by CaptainHaddock »

It's from a Monty Python skit in an operating room-"Nurse ,bring me the machine that goes 'PING'"
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Post by water wings »

"must be single" ? why, is there a local in need of a spouse...hmmm....made me laugh, i want a plane like that ping thing.
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Post by Beaver Driver »

The machine from Monty Python is the machine that goes "Bing" not the machine that goes "Ping".

If you've ever seen any submarine movies you would recognize the machine that goes "Ping" as some kind of sonar device.

Whatever, just apply
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Post by 3Green »

Does it go "Zip" when it flies and "Ping " when it stops, and "Wrrrrrrrr" when it stood still? I never knew just what that was...and I guess I never will :roll:
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