The person below me

[Just another canuck]

False. I have one, but choose not to use it... not because I'd rather exercise and shovel, but I'd rather be even more lazy and use the quad with plow attachment.

TPBM enjoys a good sauna in the winter... especially the part where you jump in the snow.

[. ._]

False.

The person below me likes to put his nuts in a vise.

[200hr Wonder]

False but TPAM might have.

The person below me is in a pissy mood because the world is full of jack asses.

[. ._]

False. Jackassae are part of the force that surrounds us and binds the universe.

The person below me thinks lilfssister needs to:

1) get a life and stop locking threads and redirecting people to previous posts.

and 2) ISTP is calling the kettle black with regards to someone needing to get a life.

[lilfssister]

1) False
2) True

TPBM is waiting for istp to post a picture of his kettle to see if it has cartoon characters, like his toaster.

[. ._]

False. But what a great idea!

The person below me is wondering if peameal bacon can be cooked in a pot with cartoon characters on it.

[Just another canuck]

False... just not that interested.

TPBM loves his/her new Iphone.

[niss]

Nope still rocking the blackberry.

TPBM likes powerful women and is actually turned on by lil locking up threads.

[Just another canuck]

Partly true... I would like a powerful woman to take care of me cause that probably means she has money and I could not work. But lil... please stop locking up threads... no one is turned on by that.

TPBM loves peameal bacon more than istp.

[iflyforpie]

False: What is peameal bacon?

The person below me prefers sausage to bacon.

[200hr Wonder]

False: Bacon all the way, PORK FAT RULES!

TPBM Has to work Christmas day as I do and is quite pleased about the situation as he/she can avoid family.

[hairdo]

False (although I am running back home Christmas afternoon, after the food of course. )

TPBM would really like a bacon/egg sandwich right now... mmm bacon

[Just another canuck]

Hmmmm... true. I think I'll make one. I would go down to Timmy's and buy but there isn't one around for miles.

TPBM gonna go play some puck this afternoon... or just a skate if that's your thing.

[Tubthumper]

Nope. It's been so long since I've skated, that I'd hate to think what it would look like if I tried.
TPBM dances like Napoleon Dynamite.

[iflyforpie]

False, unless I am three sheets to the wind and then I can not only dance, but sing and make witty jokes too.

TPBM is having a dry holiday so they don't wind up stunning the masses with how awesome they are.

[Sheila]

Probably because it feels better to cry

TPBM makes his wife wear Santa lingerie

[200hr Wonder]

False, but when I do get a wife a will

TPBM is gunna wear out a snow shovel before this winter is over with.

[Epsilon]

False, I broke my snow shovel last week while trying to get my car out of a huge snow bank. The winter hasn't even begun yet...

TPBM had one of his/her flights cancelled this week because of the terrible weather.

[360montana]

True, another payed day off... let it snow.
TPBM has had to cancel so many flights they are now switching from peameal bacon to fried SPAM

[iflyforpie]

False. I still don't know what peameal bacon is (although I'm expecting a PM from istp to enlighten me).

TPBM isn't going to be anywhere near an airplane or airport for the next two weeks.

[. ._]

False. I hope to go flying over the holidays.

The person below me knows that peameal bacon is referred to as "back bacon" in some parts of the country, or canadian bacon elsewhere in the world.

http://www.realcanadianbacon.com/index.htm

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Back_bacon

[Just another canuck]

True. I don't think my love affair is as extreme as yours istp, but I do love the stuff. And I have some in the fridge. I'm gonna eat it.

TPBM will NOT be having a white christmas... somewhere hot maybe.

[Cleared to FL370]

False:
I'll be here in Canada this winter unfortunatly.

There person below me actually enjoys shovelling snow.

[Just another canuck]

Well... that's a tough one. I enjoy running the quad and plow, then using the snow blower for the some other stuff. I guess I don't really mind using the shovel for clean up either.

TPBM prefers winter to summer.

[Edelweiss air]

True, SKIING!!!! But I hate doing walkarounds in the winter.
TPBM likes eggnog