Then my dad gave me a Bluetooth earpiece....
In case you're new to Earth...there are 2 things that make me lose rational control;
i) liars and cheats.
ii) BLUETOOTH WEARING ASSHOLES IN SUITS.
and these are not far behind in 3rd place

So after containing my anger so as to not have an aneurysm and a stroke...I kindly asked pops why?
He said before the law changes about using your cel while driving my Range Rover @ 180KPH with panty-less women in the truck
