Single pilots
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Re: Single pilots
Well... the pilot's looking for females with A size are at
32A
Bsize ... lol
32B
so on
32C
32D
32E
32F
I'll be hanging out at 34C and ocasionally 36D.
32A
Bsize ... lol
32B
so on
32C
32D
32E
32F
I'll be hanging out at 34C and ocasionally 36D.
Re: Single pilots
Martin, Just because you downloaded a Jazz Dash-8 paint job for Flight Sim 2008 and you wear your 3 bars on your pjamamas to bed, doesn't make you an AirCanada pilot. It will however, keep you single.Martin Tamme wrote:This is hilarious - I'm a single Air Canada pilot and have always wondered where to go in order to meet nice girls.
C-MNOP:C-MNOP wrote: Things are good..........but in the back of your mind you wonder what kind of girls are in the back end this time. Gone for three days with a senior crew you hope, but when you meet him at the airport you can believe that they sent him away with three victoria secret models.
She did say Air Canada pilot. For the past 12 months, I've done nothing but beach layovers. Occasionally, the flight attendants layover with us. I have yet to layover with a Victoria Secret model; either they are guys or friends of my mother.
Additonally, eavesdropping on your parent's dinner parties upstairs doesn't constitute a 'lay-over'. - having all the StarWars trillogies doesn't make you part of the Star Alliance either. Sorry.
You just have to buck-up Buckaroo and cut the apron strings. then maybe missScarlet will show you where the lipstick goes.
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Re: Single pilots
Moniker's a jerk, lolmoniker wrote:Martin, Just because you downloaded a Jazz Dash-8 paint job for Flight Sim 2008 and you wear your 3 bars on your pjamamas to bed, doesn't make you an AirCanada pilot. It will however, keep you single.Martin Tamme wrote:This is hilarious - I'm a single Air Canada pilot and have always wondered where to go in order to meet nice girls.
C-MNOP:C-MNOP wrote: Things are good..........but in the back of your mind you wonder what kind of girls are in the back end this time. Gone for three days with a senior crew you hope, but when you meet him at the airport you can believe that they sent him away with three victoria secret models.
She did say Air Canada pilot. For the past 12 months, I've done nothing but beach layovers. Occasionally, the flight attendants layover with us. I have yet to layover with a Victoria Secret model; either they are guys or friends of my mother.
Additonally, eavesdropping on your parent's dinner parties upstairs doesn't constitute a 'lay-over'. - having all the StarWars trillogies doesn't make you part of the Star Alliance either. Sorry.
You just have to buck-up Buckaroo and cut the apron strings. then maybe missScarlet will show you where the lipstick goes.
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Re: Single pilots
So we did fly with a couple of Victoria's Secret models today. Especially the Service Director. She was SAMOOOKING! I mean HOT HOT HOT! Seriously she was a 12 out of 10. She was however married and there was no layover like the one described earlier. Just saying.
Oh yeah, she's not married to a pilot. LOL!
Oh yeah, she's not married to a pilot. LOL!
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Re: Single pilots
Oh YES, I still dream of hooking up with a F/A on the road because GOD KNOWS we don't get enough pissing and moaning from the wife/girlfriend at home we need to be hounded and then given the attitude on the road for 3 days as well!! 
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...so other that that how did you like flying Porter?.....TyrellCorp wrote:So we did fly with a couple of Victoria's Secret models today. Especially the Service Director. She was SAMOOOKING! I mean HOT HOT HOT! Seriously she was a 12 out of 10. She was however married and there was no layover like the one described earlier. Just saying.
Oh yeah, she's not married to a pilot. LOL!
Re: Single pilots
C-MNOP
You are a gifted writer. Really enjoyed your advice to Miss Scarlett.
You are a gifted writer. Really enjoyed your advice to Miss Scarlett.
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Re: Single pilots
Miss Scarlett sounds like someone I once knew. Only dates Airline Pilots, her first from AC, her second from Ace, her third from WJ, now the cycle repeats! Hmmmm.....
Re: Single pilots
Maybe you should try eHarmony. I think you would get a better response.
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Re: Single pilots
Embraer190 wrote:Man this is a weird topic.
thats what I was thinking...
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Re: Single pilots
E-Flyer wrote:
Why don't you want to meet Air Transat Pilot's, are you telling me that hearing french noises in your ears when you're making love isn't romantic enough?![]()
Ahhh yes, French...the missing link between noise and sound
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Re: Single pilots
Goddamn it! I am still working on my CPL!Martin Tamme wrote:This is hilarious - I'm a single Air Canada pilot and have always wondered where to go in order to meet nice girls.
C-MNOP:C-MNOP wrote: Things are good..........but in the back of your mind you wonder what kind of girls are in the back end this time. Gone for three days with a senior crew you hope, but when you meet him at the airport you can believe that they sent him away with three victoria secret models.
She did say Air Canada pilot. For the past 12 months, I've done nothing but beach layovers. Occasionally, the flight attendants layover with us. I have yet to layover with a Victoria Secret model; either they are guys or friends of my mother.
Re: Single pilots
hehahahe this post made me chuckle
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