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Re: Single pilots

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Well... the pilot's looking for females with A size are at

32A
Bsize ... lol
32B
so on
32C

32D

32E

32F

I'll be hanging out at 34C and ocasionally 36D.
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Re: Single pilots

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Martin Tamme wrote:This is hilarious - I'm a single Air Canada pilot and have always wondered where to go in order to meet nice girls.

C-MNOP wrote: Things are good..........but in the back of your mind you wonder what kind of girls are in the back end this time. Gone for three days with a senior crew you hope, but when you meet him at the airport you can believe that they sent him away with three victoria secret models.
C-MNOP:

She did say Air Canada pilot. For the past 12 months, I've done nothing but beach layovers. Occasionally, the flight attendants layover with us. I have yet to layover with a Victoria Secret model; either they are guys or friends of my mother. :lol:
Martin, Just because you downloaded a Jazz Dash-8 paint job for Flight Sim 2008 and you wear your 3 bars on your pjamamas to bed, doesn't make you an AirCanada pilot. It will however, keep you single.

Additonally, eavesdropping on your parent's dinner parties upstairs doesn't constitute a 'lay-over'. - having all the StarWars trillogies doesn't make you part of the Star Alliance either. Sorry.

You just have to buck-up Buckaroo and cut the apron strings. then maybe missScarlet will show you where the lipstick goes.
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Re: Single pilots

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There's flight sim 2008 ?
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Re: Single pilots

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moniker wrote:
Martin Tamme wrote:This is hilarious - I'm a single Air Canada pilot and have always wondered where to go in order to meet nice girls.

C-MNOP wrote: Things are good..........but in the back of your mind you wonder what kind of girls are in the back end this time. Gone for three days with a senior crew you hope, but when you meet him at the airport you can believe that they sent him away with three victoria secret models.
C-MNOP:

She did say Air Canada pilot. For the past 12 months, I've done nothing but beach layovers. Occasionally, the flight attendants layover with us. I have yet to layover with a Victoria Secret model; either they are guys or friends of my mother. :lol:
Martin, Just because you downloaded a Jazz Dash-8 paint job for Flight Sim 2008 and you wear your 3 bars on your pjamamas to bed, doesn't make you an AirCanada pilot. It will however, keep you single.

Additonally, eavesdropping on your parent's dinner parties upstairs doesn't constitute a 'lay-over'. - having all the StarWars trillogies doesn't make you part of the Star Alliance either. Sorry.

You just have to buck-up Buckaroo and cut the apron strings. then maybe missScarlet will show you where the lipstick goes.
Moniker's a jerk, lol
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So we did fly with a couple of Victoria's Secret models today. Especially the Service Director. She was SAMOOOKING! I mean HOT HOT HOT! Seriously she was a 12 out of 10. She was however married and there was no layover like the one described earlier. Just saying.
Oh yeah, she's not married to a pilot. LOL! :lol:
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Re: Single pilots

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Yeah. Maybe her grand-daughter was hot. :roll:
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Re: Single pilots

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Oh YES, I still dream of hooking up with a F/A on the road because GOD KNOWS we don't get enough pissing and moaning from the wife/girlfriend at home we need to be hounded and then given the attitude on the road for 3 days as well!! :smt014
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TyrellCorp wrote:So we did fly with a couple of Victoria's Secret models today. Especially the Service Director. She was SAMOOOKING! I mean HOT HOT HOT! Seriously she was a 12 out of 10. She was however married and there was no layover like the one described earlier. Just saying.
Oh yeah, she's not married to a pilot. LOL! :lol:
...so other that that how did you like flying Porter?..... :smt008
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Re: Single pilots

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C-MNOP

You are a gifted writer. Really enjoyed your advice to Miss Scarlett.
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Miss Scarlett sounds like someone I once knew. Only dates Airline Pilots, her first from AC, her second from Ace, her third from WJ, now the cycle repeats! Hmmmm.....
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Re: Single pilots

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Maybe you should try eHarmony. I think you would get a better response.
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Embraer190 wrote:Man this is a weird topic.

thats what I was thinking...
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Re: Single pilots

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Haha...Thanks :lol:
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Re: Single pilots

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E-Flyer wrote:
Why don't you want to meet Air Transat Pilot's, are you telling me that hearing french noises in your ears when you're making love isn't romantic enough? :lol: :lol:


Ahhh yes, French...the missing link between noise and sound :wink:

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Re: Single pilots

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Martin Tamme wrote:This is hilarious - I'm a single Air Canada pilot and have always wondered where to go in order to meet nice girls.

C-MNOP wrote: Things are good..........but in the back of your mind you wonder what kind of girls are in the back end this time. Gone for three days with a senior crew you hope, but when you meet him at the airport you can believe that they sent him away with three victoria secret models.
C-MNOP:

She did say Air Canada pilot. For the past 12 months, I've done nothing but beach layovers. Occasionally, the flight attendants layover with us. I have yet to layover with a Victoria Secret model; either they are guys or friends of my mother. :lol:
Goddamn it! I am still working on my CPL!
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Re: Single pilots

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hehahahe this post made me chuckle
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