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wallypilot wrote:
Just another canuck wrote:5x5, what the hell is that??? :?
Isn't that actually one of those ground effect craft? It's just designed to fly in ground effect...or am I mistaking it for some other crazy russian design?

you're right. Amazing aircraft, built for amphibious assaults. Very fast, and can carry one helluva load plus, obviously, missles.
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German copycats hey!

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Hedley wrote:Honorable mention goes to Boeing:

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that is the happiest airplane ever!!
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I could see Jay Leno commenting on the above A/C:

"I mean, are we really so fat that even our jets have double chins?"
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most the previous picks as well as:

piper twin apache
B1900D
Dornier 228
DH7

it's all in the lines
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Got that Klingon front end look to it.
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Hey Mitch

I am expecting a strong reaction from .! :mrgreen:
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Just for MichaelP :mrgreen:

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HAHA!! Flying sperm!
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The F-35 may look cool when going straight and level, but with all the stuff hanging out it looks like something out of a Mattel box.
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The Fairey Barracuda...

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Just for MichaelP
Agreed somewhat, so much better with a Rotax than that awful cantankerous IO-240.

At least our 'sperm' penetrates further... Out cruises anything certified on the power.
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The Fairey Gannet deserves a place in this thread !

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with the Wings folded...

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MichaelP wrote:German copycats hey!

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Looks like a modified Westland Lysander... poor taste! :shock:
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I'm surprised no one has mentioned this modern beast of ugly, the Airbus Beluga

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Pretty much ALL Heince designed homebuilts.( CH701, Zenieths etc)
YUK !!
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silentivan wrote:I'm surprised no one has mentioned this modern beast of ugly, the Airbus Beluga

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"It's not a toom-ah"
Yeah, no kidding... how did it take so long to get that fat bastard up here?
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200hr Wonder wrote:How does that saying go? If it is ugly it is British, if it is strange it is French and if it is ugly AND strange it is Russian?

Though Boeing took a very classic lined 747 and turned it into THIS:

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Did your missing pic look like one of these?

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Have you not looked at the size of the average American lately?
I think that's a practical solution.
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Bristol Freighter got a good whack with the ugly stick.

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Just another canuck wrote:
silentivan wrote:I'm surprised no one has mentioned this modern beast of ugly, the Airbus Beluga

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"It's not a toom-ah"
Yeah, no kidding... how did it take so long to get that fat bastard up here?
Tis a wonder just two engines can haul all that ugly around. :shock:
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well when each engine is big enough for a 737 to roll through it (minus wings and tail of course) and produces as much thrust as 3 747 engines my guess is that there is plenty of juice.
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