The person below me

[. ._]

True. And yes, your war with Snowgoose was spectacular. I have nightmares about it and have had to seek therapy. I ran out of money, so I decided to major in Psychology at Laurentian to self diagnose. So far I have taken a couple of statistics classes, taken a class on child development where I actually heard the term "poopy diapers", and am taking a class where the prof gives us the answers before we take the test. So much for higher learning and/or coming to terms with the niss/Snowgoose war. Sault College was WAAAAY harder then an undergraduate psych degree, and made me feel way better about myself.

The person below me has taken happy pills, then got laid, then for some reason didn't need the happy pills anymore.

[Just another canuck]

Happy pills? Like ecstasy and uppers or prozac and zoloft? Doesn't matter... false, I don't need happy pills. I'm happy enough. Hmmmmm... getting laid would be nice though... think happy pills would help?

TPBM thinks too many kids are on prescription drugs these days... they all have a problem. We didn't need all that nonsense, so why do they?

[200hr Wonder]

TRUE! When I was a kid the prescription for ADD was to go run around outside for several hours and if that did not work the high strength version was mom standing over you with a wooden spoon while you did home work.

TPBM Has been feeling blah for a month, kinda like me.

[niss]

Nah, maybe its Mono.

TPBM doesn't know what Mono is either.

[200hr Wonder]

False! I have had Mono and it damn near killed me. Well ok it put me in a coma for like three weeks.

TPBM Prolly just needs to give me a kick in the ass to get me some motivation.

[B-rad]

True. You do ned a kick in the ass.. I'll kick you if you kick me.

TPBM has wicked Valentines day plans for someone special.

[. ._]

True. My new chickie and I are celebrating it on the 15th because the restaurants are empty and the chocolate is half price in the stores. She hates the commercialization of holidays like I do.

The person below me thinks they need to spend a lot of cash to keep their honey happy on Valentine's Day.

[Guido]

False. I'm only going home to see her this weekend because I haven't seen my parents since Christmas-time...

TPBM hopes that he/she can beat the curve on divorce statistics

[Just another canuck]

False... of no interest. Nor married, never will be.

TPBM buys chocolate on Valentine's for their significant other, but usually eats it themselves.

[Epsilon]

Totally true! I eat all the good ones, then I give the chocolates with shitty orange/cherry filling to my significant other.

TPBM still wishes to get laid on valentine's day, even though he did not buy chocolates for anyone yet.

[200hr Wonder]

True, I always wish to get laid... though seeing as I will more than likely end up in a northern Ontario reserve I may not wish to this year...

TPBM knows that at very least Aunt Palmelia will put out on Saturday.

[V2-OMG!]

True. And who's Aunt P....?

TPBM hates Valentine's Day.

[Just another canuck]

True... I hate pretty much all holidays and that includes Christmas. St. Paddy's Day is cool I guess.

TPBM will stop posting on this thread once page 101 comes around.

[. ._]

ABSOLUTELY FUCKING FALSE!!!!!! This bitch is gonna hit 1000!!!!!!!

The person below me thinks if the economy dumps more and pilots start getting laid off in droves, this thread will hit 1000 pages in no time.

[200hr Wonder]

True! I got nothing better to do when on IE, though I aint quite there yet.

TPBM has an EI plan and it involves booze, lots of booze for an extended period of time.

[silent_pete]

TRUE!!! Damn survey companies

TPBM thinks pimpin' is easy and therefore is plan B

[meflypretty]

True, now I fly for a living and I can no longer afford McDonalds

The person below me is asleep at the wheel

[C-FKLY]

False, officer! I was just resting my eyes, I swear!

TPBM was hoping he would get more than just a box of chocolates last night

[Just another canuck]

Didn't get a box of chocolates... I did get lots of kisses and a really cute girl slept with me all night. Her name is Oreo and she's a Jack Russell Terrier.

TPBM likes to keep up with the Jones'.

[. ._]

False. I'll never make enough money to do that. I can't even get enough credit to try to do that.

The person below me doesn't mind being poor as long as there are other poor people around.

[rottentomatoes]

False, I want to be disgustingly rich, that's why I opted out of Finance and opted in to Aviation.
TPBM want to run their asshole roommate over with a Dash-8 Q400 (it is so quiet, nobody would know about the murder)
(I need to MOVE!)

[Just another canuck]

False... no homicidal tendencies here. Although I do know how you feel about the whole roommate thing.

TPBM is craving adventure.

[200hr Wonder]

True so TRUE! I wanna go some place outside of north america to fly. Africa? South Pacific? Maldives? Anywhere, warmer is better.

TPBM is content.

[GilletteNorth]

True. If it's winter I like the snow, if it's summer I love the sun. If it's fall I like the autumn colors and spring brings the renewal of life. I am happy with life. My only wish is that everyone was content in their life. Really.

TPBM is the total opposite.

[niss]

@#$! you and your attitude on life...

TPBM thought that was harsh but ironically funny.