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My blatant attempt to hit 5000 posts.

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OK folks,

This thread is an attempt to boost my posts for the final push to hit 5000 posts.

So ask me a question, and I will answer it- to the best of my knowledge. The answers may be wrong, but I don't care. I'm gonna post till I hit 5000, baby!

Fire away! ISTP will answer all!

-istp :smt024
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Is there a god for pilots?
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What's the difference between an orange?

How far is it to Calgary, or by bus?
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What happens after 5000 posts?

How do you calculate the point of no return?

Can you please answer these questions separately to make it more clear for me? including this one
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What happens after 5000 posts?
I could tell you, but then I'd have to shoot you.

All I can say is that's pretty frikken incredible -
way better than that measly 72 virgin crap.
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Epsilon: Yes. His name is Bob Hoover

fanspeed: The difference between an orange is a purchased PPC, and the distance to Calgary is yes.

B-rad: After 5000 posts... what the hell am I doing? These should be separate answers! :rolleyes:
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Hedley wrote:way better than that measly 72 virgin crap.

You've done THAT too??? :prayer:
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B-rad wrote:What happens after 5000 posts?

How do you calculate the point of no return?

Can you please answer these questions separately to make it more clear for me? including this one
You calculate the point of no return by visualizing the point at which you shit your pants.
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B-rad wrote:What happens after 5000 posts?

How do you calculate the point of no return?

Can you please answer these questions separately to make it more clear for me? including this one
Yes I can do this separately.
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B-rad wrote:What happens after 5000 posts?

How do you calculate the point of no return?

Can you please answer these questions separately to make it more clear for me? including this one
Yes I can do this separately.
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Damn! Double post! heheh :twisted:
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Hedley wrote:
What happens after 5000 posts?
I could tell you, but then I'd have to shoot you.

All I can say is that's pretty frikken incredible -
way better than that measly 72 virgin crap.
That is not a question, Hedley. But have a nice day anyways. :D
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One more:
-It's only gay if you moan, right?
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Hedley wrote:Image
I reject the premise of the honourable Hedley's question.
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Epsilon wrote:One more:
-It's only gay if you moan, right?
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Correct!
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Since cats always land on their feet and bread always lands butter side down, if you attached a piece of bread butter side up to the back of a cat would it create a "hover cat"?
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deflux wrote:Since cats always land on their feet and bread always lands butter side down, if you attached a piece of bread butter side up to the back of a cat would it create a "hover cat"?
I'm glad you asked this important question, deflux. The premise of it is indeed sound, and very logical. After perusing the internet for several hours, and consulting numerous physics experts at Universities around the world, the answer to your question is yes. And he's coming for your SOUL!

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Why did you choose the user name ISTP and does it stand for Introversion, Sensing, Thinking, Perceiving? Feel free to write a short story for this explanation of the birth of the ISTP user name. Also feel free to post once sentence at a time.
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istp wrote:
B-rad wrote:What happens after 5000 posts?

How do you calculate the point of no return?

Can you please answer these questions separately to make it more clear for me? including this one
You calculate the point of no return by visualizing the point at which you shit your pants.

Wait!!!! If the PNR is where you hypothetically shit your pants, where is the critical point?
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deflux wrote:Since cats always land on their feet and bread always lands butter side down, if you attached a piece of bread butter side up to the back of a cat would it create a "hover cat"?
:lol: . One of the best posts I've seen on here in a while! That is great!
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Adam Oke wrote:Why did you choose the user name ISTP and does it stand for Introversion, Sensing, Thinking, Perceiving? Feel free to write a short story for this explanation of the birth of the ISTP user name. Also feel free to post once sentence at a time.
HAHAHA!!! I took a little personality test in a book called "What's Your Type of Career", and it told me I was an ISTP (yes, Introversion, Sensing, Thinking, Perceiving), and that a pilot would be a decent job for me. It didn't say how shitty the pay was to start off with though. :lol:
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yzfer wrote:
istp wrote:
B-rad wrote:What happens after 5000 posts?

How do you calculate the point of no return?

Can you please answer these questions separately to make it more clear for me? including this one
You calculate the point of no return by visualizing the point at which you shit your pants.

Wait!!!! If the PNR is where you hypothetically shit your pants, where is the critical point?
Hmm. I think if I remember correctly from Sault College. The critical point is when you run out of fuel, and you kiss your poopy behind goodbye. (I think I am the only guy in the world who doesn't have kids that has ever said, "poopy")

Either that, or it's when you rotate or something.

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yzfer wrote:
istp wrote:
B-rad wrote:What happens after 5000 posts?

How do you calculate the point of no return?

Can you please answer these questions separately to make it more clear for me? including this one
You calculate the point of no return by visualizing the point at which you shit your pants.

Wait!!!! If the PNR is where you hypothetically shit your pants, where is the critical point?
Everybody knows that one. It's the split second before you shit your pants. The split second after you shit your pants is the PNR.

But, I apologize. This is ISTP's moment.
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