The person below me

[. ._]

Sort of. So I'll say true.

The person below me looks at Avcanada at LEAST 10 times a day. (Gotta go, I have to start my 2 hour long World of Warcraft finger work-out.)

[Just another canuck]

True... a lot of the time. So very sad isn't it...

TPBM gets all their retail and groceries from Wal-Mart... no need to go to any other store.

[. ._]

False. I personally boycott Wal Mart because I'm a closet hippie.

The person below me thinks Wal Mart sells cheap shit and Crappy Tire sells the good stuff.

[TG]

False, Woolly Mart "and" Crappy tire sells cheap sh!t.

The person below me thinks that if we remove all istp's posts here, 'the person below me' will be back to 53 pages only.

[Just another canuck]

False. istp has posted 339 times. Subtract that from the 2513 posts and I guess that puts us in the 88th page or so.

TPBM wishes to one day post here more than istp.

[C-FKLY]

True -- I'm shooting for that highly-honoured "Rank 11" distinguishment that Cat, Doc and istp are holding. Kinda like Spinal Tap -- I want to crank it to 11. Too bad he's got a 5 year head start!

TPBM really believes that our new goal should be 200 pages

[. ._]

False. Go big or go home. 1000 PAGES, BABY!!!

The person below me has seen Spinal Tap almost as much as he has seen TOP GUN.

[V2-OMG!]

False. I prefer those psychological dramas dealing with the tormented angst of the human condition.

TPBM thinks the participants in these forums often exhibit that "tormented angst of the human condition?"

[. ._]

False. I jerk off to this shit!

The person below me thinks that is wierd, but does it too.

[Just another canuck]

I do think it's weird and no I don't... page 96, you said the necrophilia post was "messed up"... this might be worse. LOL.

TPBM is watching "Hockey Day In Canada"... like me.

[B-rad]

False. I'm trying to take advantage of the nice weather outside today.

TPBM is needing to start a "To Do" list. If true, list some of the items.

[grover]

true, i need to get a new windshield for my car, then get mb plates for it... i need to finish a christmas present for Widow since i wasn't aware this christmas...i need to do dishes...i need to get a tan
the person below me is wishing for a snow day to go outside and make snow angels...

[Tubthumper]

False. However I'd be outside if I could make snowmen like Calvin (& Hobbes) did!



The person below me eats Snickers Bars with a knife & fork.

[B-rad]

False. but the last MARS bar I had I cut with a knife to make smaller chocolate pieces... so almost half true.

TPBM is getting excited for SpRiNg!

[. ._]

True. Then I can sit inside and drink beer and play video games with the windows open. :

The person below me is astounded at the incompetence of office workers.

[Epsilon]

True. I remember my two hours work days, followed by six hours of surfing the internet. Now, that I work as a pilot, I actually have to pay attention during my whole shift.

TPBM would like to be unemployed and have some time to wage another epic Avcanada war on istp or Hazadude.

[Widow]

False. I am unemployed and prefer to wage battle against perceived flaws in aviation safety

TPBM wishes I'd shut up and go away.

[. ._]

False. You are my hero.

The person below me could never do what Widow has been doing to promote aviation safety, and is glad she does it.

[Just another canuck]

True... our industry needs you and people like you Widow. Thank you for all your hard work.

TPBM fought the law, but the law won.

[. ._]

False. Well, "Have you ever been convicted of a crime for which a pardon has not been granted?" No.

The person below me had to explain to their mom what a bong was.

[Just another canuck]

False. She knew what she found in my closet and that's why she smashed it with a hammer in a plastic bag. Relax all you anti-pot smoking people out there. That was ten years ago and I haven't owned a bong since then. I just drink my face off now... TC has no problem with that.

TPBM is starting to worry about that recent one night stand, cause they're foolish when it comes to using protection.

[. ._]

False. It always takes me more than one night of begging to get a pity @#$!.

The person below me hated IFR training so much he/she almost gave up flying.

[Just another canuck]

False... didn't mind it. If anything almost made me give up flying, it was my first job.

TPBM believes in miracles.

[iflyforpie]

True. I'll just leave it at that.

It's the person below me's Friday today!!

[Just another canuck]

True. But I wish it wasn't. Every day is friday for me right now... and now you understand why I wish it wasn't.

TPBM is going to stay off the booze this weekend... don't forget to screen your calls.