My blatant attempt to hit 5000 posts.

Lurch · Post by **Lurch** » Fri Feb 27, 2009 8:58 pm

istp wrote:Looks like Lurch could use a groin guard!

How did you know my size

Get out of my head

Lurch · Post by **Lurch** » Fri Feb 27, 2009 9:01 pm

grover wrote:istp, SkyWolfe, Lurch - when, why where - your first driving infraction? (feel free to post each part in a new response, and feel free to include any subsequent infractions since then...) these can be real and truthful, or otherwise...

Let's see

I was 21, it was Old Banff Coach road, I was doing 85 in a 70, I thought it was 80. I have only had two tickets since then both speeding and both 15 over the speed limit

Lurch

SkyWolfe · Post by **SkyWolfe** » Fri Feb 27, 2009 10:06 pm

First one? I don't know how fast, I was on the freeway, I was told by the cop "you blew my doors off!" oops... I was 18...

My second came at 21... 80 in the 50... Just divorced my Fiance. I told the cop "I was only going as fast as the guy in front of me!" He replied "There was no one in front of you..." And then he added a few more dollars for failure to display my N... yeah....

A big party!??? Yea-uh!

And we totally captured my essence in the karate pic!

Pirate Pilot · Post by **Pirate Pilot** » Fri Feb 27, 2009 10:47 pm

Heelllllooo:

O.K. Happy hour is now over. It's now 9:30 p.m. in beautiful B.C. The guy who put a beer fridge in the back of the hanger was an absolute GENIUS. So....it would seem I'm the FNG....any comment re: back door, happy hour, etc. is immediately assumed to be sexual in nature and is to be commented on by the (less fortunate) among us. I didn't mean you NISS. Just some other less fortunate individual. Nnnoooo, I just called "Her who must be obeyed" and explained quite quietly and with complete coherence how I needed to be picked up at the airport as the truck wouldn't start. SEE.....If you treat the lady right she will treat you right.......or not....
So anyway, lots of contributions. Should hit the BIG 5000 by tomorrow.

. ._ · Post by **. ._** » Sat Feb 28, 2009 12:46 am

grover wrote:and did you suffer any injuries in said 'incident'?

No. I was fine. The car was dented. BUT I thought my dad was going to kill me.

. ._ · Post by **. ._** » Sat Feb 28, 2009 12:53 am

Invertago wrote:*Deleted* (but I still get a post count out of it )

And I get a post count out of it too!

. ._ · Post by **. ._** » Sat Feb 28, 2009 1:03 am

Invertago wrote:So, what is your bullshit to experience ratio?

For example I'm at 1100hrs experience vs 500 posts therefor I have a strikingly good bs/experience raio of 1bullshit/2hours experience 1:2 so I might actually say something smart now and then

Oh, and co-pilot time counts as half ha ha ha suckas!

1:20, if I did the math correctly.

And if not, well I'll just stare at Serena Williams' booty! MAN, what a great booty! I just wanna bite it like an apple!

. ._ · Post by **. ._** » Sat Feb 28, 2009 1:09 am

Lurch wrote:
istp wrote:Looks like Lurch could use a groin guard!

How did you know my size

Get out of my head

All pilots have big balls, and women kick them.

It's science, and...

. ._ · Post by **. ._** » Sat Feb 28, 2009 1:13 am

SkyWolfe wrote:And we totally captured my essence in the karate pic!

Then lets see that one AGAIN!

BAM!!

B-rad · Post by **B-rad** » Sat Feb 28, 2009 1:22 am

Can we get it one more time in slow mo?

. ._ · Post by **. ._** » Sat Feb 28, 2009 1:23 am

Pirate Pilot wrote:Heelllllooo:

O.K. Happy hour is now over. It's now 9:30 p.m. in beautiful B.C. The guy who put a beer fridge in the back of the hanger was an absolute GENIUS. So....it would seem I'm the FNG....any comment re: back door, happy hour, etc. is immediately assumed to be sexual in nature and is to be commented on by the (less fortunate) among us. I didn't mean you NISS. Just some other less fortunate individual. Nnnoooo, I just called "Her who must be obeyed" and explained quite quietly and with complete coherence how I needed to be picked up at the airport as the truck wouldn't start. SEE.....If you treat the lady right she will treat you right.......or not....
So anyway, lots of contributions. Should hit the BIG 5000 by tomorrow.

It appears you are (as an Italian told me once), all BOOZEM-UP!

This girl likes to serve beer. And for some reason, I think of a back door when I see this picture. I'm not sure why.

And yes, I should hit 5000 tomorrow, but it's 3:30AM now, so today, but I'm seeing El Camino at 3:30PM today, so I'd better get to 5000 soon.

. ._ · Post by **. ._** » Sat Feb 28, 2009 1:30 am

True.

The person below me thinks librarian chicks, if not too fat, are pretty hot.

SHIT! WRONG THREAD!!

grover · Post by **grover** » Sat Feb 28, 2009 7:25 am

but do you?

. ._ · Post by **. ._** » Sat Feb 28, 2009 7:31 am

Oooooh yeah!

grover · Post by **grover** » Sat Feb 28, 2009 10:49 am

she said be quiet. don't you listen?

beaverbob · Post by **beaverbob** » Sat Feb 28, 2009 6:01 pm

Here is my suggestion:

post 1

beaverbob · Post by **beaverbob** » Sat Feb 28, 2009 6:02 pm

post 2

etc

grover · Post by **grover** » Sat Feb 28, 2009 6:13 pm

what are you favourite colour of socks to wear while flying? colour to not wear while flying?

Lurch · Post by **Lurch** » Sat Feb 28, 2009 7:17 pm

Invertago wrote:So, what is your bullshit to experience ratio?

For example I'm at 1100hrs experience vs 500 posts therefor I have a strikingly good bs/experience raio of 1bullshit/2hours experience 1:2 so I might actually say something smart now and then

Oh, and co-pilot time counts as half ha ha ha suckas!

I would be 1:2.5 or 1 bullshit to every 2.5 hours experience

Lurch

KHills · Post by **KHills** » Sat Feb 28, 2009 11:23 pm

istp wrote:
Invertago wrote:So, what is your bullshit to experience ratio?

For example I'm at 1100hrs experience vs 500 posts therefor I have a strikingly good bs/experience raio of 1bullshit/2hours experience 1:2 so I might actually say something smart now and then

Oh, and co-pilot time counts as half ha ha ha suckas!

1:20, if I did the math correctly.

And if not, well I'll just stare at Serena Williams' booty! MAN, what a great booty! I just wanna bite it like an apple!

you have 10,000 hours?

or are you saying that not every post is BSing?

. ._ · Post by **. ._** » Sun Mar 01, 2009 10:55 am

grover wrote:she said be quiet. don't you listen?

NO!

Rowdy · Post by **Rowdy** » Sun Mar 01, 2009 10:57 am

Im offended by this post and am going to flag it for it's derogatory views towards anyone with a low post count. You postists...

. ._ · Post by **. ._** » Sun Mar 01, 2009 10:57 am

beaverbob wrote:Here is my suggestion:

post 1

Interesting idea, beaverbob.

POST 4997, BABY!!!

grover · Post by **grover** » Sun Mar 01, 2009 10:59 am

how will you celebrate post 4998?

. ._ · Post by **. ._** » Sun Mar 01, 2009 11:05 am

grover wrote:what are you favourite colour of socks to wear while flying? colour to not wear while flying?

When not flying, I rock the standard white tube sock that NEVER goes out of style.

While flying, I wear my standard flying pants, and those socks my grandmother made that make my feet sweat.

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