Assassination attempt on Obama...

[JakeYYZ]

Fawning right into line’ aren’t we Rockie. Which is awesome, as long is your goal is to Hail M’chelle.
So, how much support did he get for Afghanistan, Rockie?
Yeah I know…me and my damn measurable results.
The point is that “they said nice things about him”. Have I got it about right?
Breaking: Less is more.
Related: Up is down.
Well, here’s his big chance to shine: Somali pirates kidnap 21 Americans.
Save us, Teleprompter Jesus! You’re our only hope!
Link: http://www.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/africa/04 ... .hijacked/

[Just another canuck]

Save us, Teleprompter Jesus!

I prefer to pray to cute, little baby Jesus nestled away in his manger.

[The Old Fogducker]

Just a quick post to let you know I haven't abandoned the thread, as its just beginning to get interesting, but I have to go to work for a few days before I will be able to post more.

How about this one though, just before I go ... I'll throw the cat into the pigeon coop by saying ... "I believe President Bush and VP Cheney should be given a ticker tape parade and medals for keeping us free of another terrorist attack similar to 9-11."

There, that should bring out those who suffer from mentally incapacitating, instant onset, "George Bush Derangement Syndrome."

Before we go further, common definitions must be established. The word syndrome, according to the dictionary ...

syn⋅drome
   /ˈsɪndroʊm, -drəm/ Show Spelled Pronunciation [sin-drohm, -druhm] Show IPA
–noun
1. Pathology, Psychiatry. a group of symptoms that together are characteristic of a specific disorder, disease, or the like.
2. a group of related or coincident things, events, actions, etc.
3. the pattern of symptoms that characterize or indicate a particular social condition.
4. a predictable, characteristic pattern of behavior, action, etc., that tends to occur under certain circumstances: the retirement syndrome of endless golf and bridge games; the feast-or-famine syndrome of big business.

Symptoms of "George Bush Derangement Syndrome" include, but are not limited to:

1- Uncontrollable jaw dropping and eye-widening, accompanied by an immediate sense of incredulity at the mention of his name, or of any federal government staff member who collected a paycheck during the 8 years of the George W. Bush Presidency.

2- Narrowing of the field of vision accompanied by a series of hot flushes similar to those reported by menopausal women. Rarely is the diameter of the FOV greater than the size of a dime. Once vision narrowing has occurred, all outside information is blocked. The effect is similar to that of biting the ear of a horse so the farrier can work on it.

3- The urge to spit on anything that bears a product label saying "Made in USA."

4- Immediate thoughts the 9-11 terrorists were just a few misunderstood ex-college frat boys that were just a tiny bit over exuberant ... oh, and America deserved it because of inherent arrogance anyway, so the whole thing isn't surprising.

5- A series of bumper sticker quotes immediately come to mind, like the always famous "Bush Lied .. People Died" Yeah sure, the NSA briefed the President that no WMDs were present. "Cowboy George" said "Screw you guys, I know better ... and on top of that, Saddam tried to kill mah daddy, so we're on our way. Besides, Dick's got some "good ole boy" oil buddies that need to be paid off."

6- Thoughts of inviting Cindy Sheehan over for supper begin to occur.

7- A strange admiration for the "Human Shields" in Iraq comes over the victim.

8- The victim fails to see any humour in viewing a YouTube video about Code Pink and regards such material as being the real truth which is suppressed by Mainstream Media because all those TV and radio stations are owned by right wing fanatics.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AmdrkmtkCw4

Anyway, gotta go folks. Will be back as soon as I can, this is far too hilarious to not be continued.

Oh, and Rockie ... my opinion of Obama is not affected by the actions or appearance of "Muscles" Michelle. She is just fair game in the same way the left treated First Lady Laura Bush and any member of the Bush family. Those attacks were never influenced by truth, they were just put out there to be damaging, and hope that some of the shit thrown against the blanket would stick.

Regards to all,
The Old Fogducker

[2R]

Some people have very selective memories ,they forget America was attacked FIRST by freedom hating maniacs

back to the entend thread drift;

She asked for a double entendre ,so i gave her one

[bmc]

Some people have very selective memories ,they forget America was attacked FIRST by freedom hating maniacs

Disagree. In my books, it was pay back time for meddling in the Middle East and the ongoing unconditional support of Israel. Rank file folks over there love freedom just as much as we. There are not many people in the world that really dig oppression.

[2R]

That type of Logic was used to invade France and wage war against other peaceful nations in the thirties.
Something about a Zionist plot against Germany .........blah blah blah resulting in some 65 million dead.
If the maniacs do get the clash of civilizations going the dead will be in the billions.
America has sent billions in aid all over the world to pick one nation that has got some of that aid as a reason to attack a very generous nation is silly.What next blame the USA for arming the Saudi regime ?for the new rape laws in Afghanistan?
Might as well blame the tooth fairy for those .

On a serious note if the maniacs manage to get Obama it will cause the second American civil war.And Canada would not be immune from the FALLOUT of a global clash of cultures.

[Rockie]

Fawning right into line’ aren’t we Rockie. Which is awesome, as long is your goal is to Hail M’chelle.
So, how much support did he get for Afghanistan, Rockie?
Yeah I know…me and my damn measurable results.
The point is that “they said nice things about him”. Have I got it about right?
Breaking: Less is more.
Related: Up is down.
Well, here’s his big chance to shine: Somali pirates kidnap 21 Americans.
Save us, Teleprompter Jesus! You’re our only hope!
Link: http://www.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/africa/04 ... .hijacked/

Fawning's just not my style Jake. However, if you compare what Obama has done in 2 1/2 months to the previous moron's eight years it's pretty hard not to be encouraged. What was it you liked about GWB again? Oh yeah, it must have been the incredible measurable results of his brilliant domestic and foreign policies, not to mention the enviable economic position he put us in.

[The Old Fogducker]

The Champ went to the doctor's office, and the doctor was going to give him a needle in his arm.

Champ: And then he says "you're going to feel a little prick on your arm." I said 'paaarrrrdon?' he says "I said, your going to feel a little prick on your arm"

[Rockie]

Hey Fogducker. Here's a little light reading while you're at work.

http://www.gwu.edu/~nsarchiv/NSAEBB/NSAEBB254/index.htm

[bmc]

America has sent billions in aid all over the world to pick one nation that has got some of that aid as a reason to attack a very generous nation is silly.

FALLOUT of a global clash of cultures.

There's a perception in the Arab world, that the Palestinians have been treated wrongly. That perception extends to believing the US endorses it. Also, the US turns and looks the other way when it's allies, like Bahrain, tortured and killed people. The Saudi's have been pretty rough with their people and the US have been long time friends of the royal family. My take, is that people had enough. The Shah of Iran was a good buddy of the US. To the people, there was another side to the aid you mention, that they had enough of.

There are a lot of free countries in the world, 2R. Why didn't they blast the crap out of Switzerland or Norway? Barbados? Canada? They could have killed a whole lot more people far easier. Al Qaido continues to single out the USA. Always has. Why? US Embassies in Nairobi and Dar es Salam. The barracks in Dahran. The USS Cole in the Gulf of Aden. All of this because they don't like the fact that people like Rush Limbaugh can beak off about the president?

[2R]

I guess all the aid that the septics have sent the Palestinians over the years means nothing to those who hate

[The Old Fogducker]

"After one particularly muddy game against Chicago I overheard one of the linemen, Knuckles Muldoon -- he was my cut man from when I fought Liston -- say to my wife:

'Hey, Mrs. Champ, would you mind polishing my purple helmet?'

"And I go: Pardon?

"Knuckles says, 'I said Champ, I just asked your wife to polish my purple helmet for me.'

"And so I lose it," says the Champ. "I snap. I head fake him with the Gatorade -- and the idiot goes for it -- I hit him so many times he thinks he's surrounded, I swing him around by the nostrils until his butt-hole whistles ..."

[bmc]

I guess all the aid that the septics have sent the Palestinians over the years means nothing to those who hate

I'm struggling to understand the aid point of view. Should the people in Baghdad have been celebrating in the streets during shock and awe over the amount of aid sent to Somalia over the past twenty years. Should the Palestinians rejoice over the advances made by the US auto industry than has brought affordable, reliable transportation to the word.

I'm not knocking the US, just trying to explain peoples reactions to seeing their kids get carted off by their local government, to prison, then see an American president stand proudly beside their leaders. The families of these people, I'm sure, have got US aid at the forefront of their minds, when their son hasn't been charged with anything and is never seen again.

[bmc]

"After one particularly muddy game against Chicago I overheard one of the linemen, Knuckles Muldoon -- he was my cut man from when I fought Liston -- say to my wife:

'Hey, Mrs. Champ, would you mind polishing my purple helmet?'

"And I go: Pardon?

"Knuckles says, 'I said Champ, I just asked your wife to polish my purple helmet for me.'

"And so I lose it," says the Champ. "I snap. I head fake him with the Gatorade -- and the idiot goes for it -- I hit him so many times he thinks he's surrounded, I swing him around by the nostrils until his butt-hole whistles ..."

[The Old Fogducker]

Sorry Rockie ... just going out the door.

Once I saw Senator Ted Kennedy's picture associated with the material you sent, I decided it would be tainted by ideology ... and I know how much you despise that concept, so I ceased reading. After all, everyone is well aware of how forthcoming and truthful the good Senator was about Chappaquiddick and Mary Jo Kopechne.

Ted Kennedy, ... Patriarch of the Democratic Party .... should be tried as a War Criminal for his involvement in the Iraq war. Isn't the kind of drivel John Conyers is calling for?

I wish I could find an on-line version of "The Philanderer by Paul Shanklin" to link to. It tells the story of Teddy (I can't keep it in my pants) Kennedy quite well, sung to the tune "The Wanderer" by Dion.

Besides, this whole thing is about treating Obama and the Democrats in precisely the same way they treated the previous administration from the very first day they took office, using the same lack of respect, any form of good taste, or personal consideration for the individuals involved. No allegation is too wild, crazy, stupid, nor any blow too low to obtain a few seconds of media airtime or a sentence in a gossip rag.

Like the lefties, I'm not interested in facts, a compromise situation, or to be swayed by any sort of research put forward by anyone ... I just want my own way.....because after all, isn't being a modern left-winger all about "feelings over facts?"

......cue background music by Morris Albert - Feelings http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyBcHUe4WeQ

Fogducker

[Rockie]

Besides, this whole thing is about treating Obama and the Democrats in precisely the same way they treated the previous administration from the very first day they took office, using the same lack of respect, any form of good taste, or personal consideration for the individuals involved. No allegation is too wild, crazy, stupid, nor any blow too low to obtain a few seconds of media airtime or a sentence in a gossip rag.

Fogducker

My mistake. I thought we were talking about the relative merits of the Obama vs. Bush administrations. I didn't realize it was merely payback for percieved media slights.

In the interest of fairness may I recommend the names Bill O'Reilly, Rush Limbaugh and Ann Coulter as just a few examples of how the right has treated anybody not conforming to their world.

[JakeYYZ]

Fawning right into line’ aren’t we Rockie. Which is awesome, as long is your goal is to Hail M’chelle.
So, how much support did he get for Afghanistan, Rockie?
Yeah I know…me and my damn measurable results.
The point is that “they said nice things about him”. Have I got it about right?
Breaking: Less is more.
Related: Up is down.
Well, here’s his big chance to shine: Somali pirates kidnap 21 Americans.
Save us, Teleprompter Jesus! You’re our only hope!
Link: http://www.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/africa/04 ... .hijacked/

Why hasn’t Barcky unleashed his super duper extra great diplomacy on their bitch asses yet?
The pfucker can’t even be bothered to issue a “sternly worded condemnation” or something meaningless like that.
Perhaps Barry the Kenyan should try bowing down to them, or acknowledging that their ancient Somalian culture far surpasses the evil American one?
Wait, I know… he should try speaking with them in Austrian.

[Rockie]

Fawning right into line’ aren’t we Rockie. Which is awesome, as long is your goal is to Hail M’chelle.
So, how much support did he get for Afghanistan, Rockie?
Yeah I know…me and my damn measurable results.
The point is that “they said nice things about him”. Have I got it about right?
Breaking: Less is more.
Related: Up is down.
Well, here’s his big chance to shine: Somali pirates kidnap 21 Americans.
Save us, Teleprompter Jesus! You’re our only hope!
Link: http://www.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/africa/04 ... .hijacked/

Why hasn’t Barcky unleashed his super duper extra great diplomacy on their bitch asses yet?
The pfucker can’t even be bothered to issue a “sternly worded condemnation” or something meaningless like that.
Perhaps Barry the Kenyan should try bowing down to them, or acknowledging that their ancient Somalian culture far surpasses the evil American one?
Wait, I know… he should try speaking with them in Austrian.

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