Jetsgo considering new aircraft?

corn-shoot · Post by **corn-shoot** » Tue Mar 01, 2005 6:54 am

I heard with all of the recent issues involving the maintenance concerns
of the F100, that Jetsgo is actually considering a different fleet type.
The idea is to decrease costs to the consumer, by decreasing overall
maintenance costs. This is also seems to be a scheme to build the morale
of its crews, who go through more Zoloft in one day than the entire state
of Delaware does in a year.

Seen posing are two of seneca's best aviation interns, Walley and Mike.

Its really quite ingenious, break the landing gear off in the mudd? Stick
er' right back on and get those $49 dollar pieces of meat they consider
passengers, airborne!

... · Post by **...** » Tue Mar 01, 2005 6:58 am

My vote on 'Thread of the Millennium'

corn-shoot · Post by **corn-shoot** » Tue Mar 01, 2005 6:59 am

But I don't know how the new uniforms and required haircuts are going to be received.

corn-shoot · Post by **corn-shoot** » Tue Mar 01, 2005 7:09 am

I see the maintenence crew is on board.
Here you see them working on the avionics after a foul-up in
the coms made the pilots talk in the "charlie brown teacher" voice.
No worries, these cats are on it!

These poor guys used crayons to sign their training bond!

... · Post by **...** » Tue Mar 01, 2005 7:31 am

At least they correctly installed a direct link camera into
"Mikey The White's" office in every aircraft so that he can
spy in and look for any excuse to reneg on the 30K...
ie: Crew sleeping inflight after tweenty consecutive 15 hour duty days.

Now if they could get the pilots to stop looking into the
lens and ask 'HAL' for help in correcting a problem every
time something goes wrong.

This recording was found in the CVR of the Calgary 'touch and JetsGo' aircraft :

PF (Frank)- "This approach into Calgary ain't working out...Dave disconnect the auto-pilot..advise we are on the missed"

HAL- Click Here

PF (Frank)- Who was that DAVE...!?!?

PNF (Dave)-..100' above DH..here I'll flick it again!!!

HAL- Click Here

PNF (Dave)-What the...?! I'll...pull the A/P circuit breaker Frank!!!

HAL- Click Here

PNF (Dave)- PULL IT FRANK PULL IT...HAL I ORDER YOU TO DISCONNECT YOURSELF!!!!!!

HAL- Click Here

Frogsky · Post by **Frogsky** » Tue Mar 01, 2005 8:05 am

Somewhere....there is a village missing its idiot.

... · Post by **...** » Tue Mar 01, 2005 8:07 am

Frogsky wrote:Somewhere....there is a village missing its idiot.

Actually there are two....two idiots missing...

can you make an 8th post? because the 7th was brilliant...and original.

You're the man! You rock! There is no touching you!

Swamp Donkey · Post by **Swamp Donkey** » Tue Mar 01, 2005 10:00 am

Frogsky · Post by **Frogsky** » Tue Mar 01, 2005 10:07 am

No worries Birdshit----between you and corn crap there we have more
than enough crap posts to read on this forum.

Corn Crap list of anti Jetsgo posts is huge. I understand your resentment
of Leblanc (I might even share it) but your demeaning of the PEOPLE who
work at Jetsgo is pathetic.

corn-shoot · Post by **corn-shoot** » Tue Mar 01, 2005 10:11 am

Thanks for your concern, sweetheart. Keep reaching for the stars.

All the best.

CS.

... · Post by **...** » Tue Mar 01, 2005 10:51 am

Frogsky wrote:No worries Birdshit----between you and corn
crap there we have more than enough crap posts to read on this forum.

Corn Crap list of anti Jetsgo posts is huge. I understand your
resentment of Leblanc (I might even share it) but your demeaning
of the PEOPLE who work at Jetsgo is pathetic.

Your name "Frogsky"...is that your attempt at demeaning Quebecer pilots?

By the way...congratulations on your 8th post...

Love IABD xoxo

ATF · Post by **ATF** » Tue Mar 01, 2005 11:15 am

Its ok corn-shoot, we all know how much you really wish you had
graduated from seneca, its not your fault the cirriculum was too tough.
If you did then you would know why we are just that much better then
people like you. Maybe, if you are really nice, we MIGHT let you talk to
us mmmkay cupcake?

Tibor · Post by **Tibor** » Tue Mar 01, 2005 11:44 am

Thats some funny sh!t

Vickers vanguard · Post by **Vickers vanguard** » Tue Mar 01, 2005 11:59 am

that's F$#!*&ing awsome !!!!

Vickers vanguard · Post by **Vickers vanguard** » Tue Mar 01, 2005 12:03 pm

.......it's been a while since I have had so much fun !!

Jett-A-1 · Post by **Jett-A-1** » Tue Mar 01, 2005 12:03 pm

I don't get all you guys talking cr*p about JetsGo. I for one am in the
process of cashing in RRSP's that my grandma left me to get the $30,000.

I have all the time needed to be hired and well on my way.
You guys are just jealous that you are stuck in some dead-end job and
can't get onto the Big Iron.I can't wait to give out those green pins to
everbody with pride.

I didn't spend 6 years instructing so that I could fly around Buttonville for
ever. Look out Montreal and Vancouver !!

P.S. does anybody know if there is a Christian Fellowship of Aviators?

scm · Post by **scm** » Tue Mar 01, 2005 1:11 pm

^Jett-A-1. It's hard to tell if you're being sarcastic

Jett-A-1 · Post by **Jett-A-1** » Tue Mar 01, 2005 1:33 pm

scm wrote:^Jett-A-1. It's hard to tell if you're being sarcastic

My Pastor tells me that all the time. She tells me I should be a comedian instaed of a jet jockey. I think it must be my wit that is too dry for some ppl

corn-shoot · Post by **corn-shoot** » Tue Mar 01, 2005 3:46 pm

ATF wrote:Its ok corn-shoot, we all know how much you really wish you had
graduated from seneca, its not your fault the cirriculum was too tough.
If you did then you would know why we are just that much better then
people like you. Maybe, if you are really nice, we MIGHT let you talk to
us mmmkay cupcake?

Hee hee, glad you enjoyed the post. More to come.

. ._ · Post by **. ._** » Tue Mar 01, 2005 4:50 pm

YEEEEEEEEEE- HAAAAAAAAWWW!!!!!!

"I tell ya Bo, this here's a fun little thread. In't that raight Daisy?"

-istp

joebloggs · Post by **joebloggs** » Tue Mar 01, 2005 5:09 pm

It's really amusing to see all the trashing that goes on here.
People must remember that it's a FORUM, so you can post what you
want. The people that post rabble like cornsh!t et al. are people with
inferiority complexes and would not have the stones to voice these in
public. This site gives posters anonimity which allows them a certain
freedom of speech that they would never exercise in real life.
I am guilty of this as I am posting on this site, but I do not go in for
trashing companies for the sake of getting a rise out of people.
What I have said on this site, I have not and would not hesitate to
say in public. All the rest is just B.S. If these guys get a rise out of
just one poster, then they have succeeded in what they set out to do. JMTC

corn-shoot · Post by **corn-shoot** » Tue Mar 01, 2005 5:34 pm

You're the king joe, always will be.

Benwa · Post by **Benwa** » Tue Mar 01, 2005 5:41 pm

joebloggs... why don't you post you name, email adress and other personal info then ?

pilotbc69 · Post by **pilotbc69** » Tue Mar 01, 2005 9:51 pm

where do you guys come up with this shit?

Keep it comin' anyway. If I wanted news I would log on to CBC

DA900 · Post by **DA900** » Wed Mar 02, 2005 2:11 am

Hmmmmmm Corn and Bird the same person me thinks.