The person below me

[niss]

True, I especially love my Fishers, I have one with C-FUBC on it....



TPBM once made an amateur porno.

[Just another canuck]

False... no motion picture... still shots only. Wait, would that technically count?

TPBM doesn't believe in leather furniture... too damn sticky.

[. ._]

False. I love the leather in my Cadillac, and if I had the money, I would buy a leather couch.

The person below me is enjoying a fruity boat drink right now.

[iflyforpie]

False. It's a malty boat drink.

The person below me just farted.

[niss]

False. It's a malty boat drink.

The person below me just farted.

True but it was during a squat & surf.

TPBM thinks they also spend too much time in the bathroom that they can not poo and type.

[. ._]

Kinda cryptic there. Not sure. Maybe true, mabe false. For the record, I am a "one thing at a time" guy. I'll take a crap when talking on the phone though.

The person below me has a girlfriend out of town this weekend and will spend his/her days spamming TPBM thread.

[Just another canuck]

False... no girlfriend here. And I'll probably spend this weekend drinking beer. After all, it is May Long.

TPBM is looking forward to some pickerel fishing (aka. walleye) now that the season is officially open.

[Meecka]

False. I'm stuck sticking an Allison engin into a P-40 for my long weekend.. Oh joy!

TPBM Thinks its gonna snow/rain this long weekend as usual.

[200hr Wonder]

Yup it is is, kinda sucks!

TPBM Can not recall the last good weather on may 24!

[. ._]

True. I can not recall anything ath this point

Pboooze kcicking in. Bowat drinds aplenty.


Blendere on overload. Must sur vive. Alert SaAR!

MAYDAY!

Gotta go to bed.

The person belwome is all messed up with no recourse but to avcanadanaiz3e!!!

[. ._]

False. I am now sober-ish and waiting for the coffee to finish.

The person below me goes on a bender from time to time while talking on the phone.

[Just another canuck]

Well, I do go on a bender from time to time, but not on the phone and not lately.

TPBM always regrets their benders.

[. ._]

False. I consider them necessary fun things to do from time to time.

The person below me is debating whether or not to have pizza for dinner.

[SkyWolfe]

False. East Indian all the way!

TPBM avoids curry because it means they can't have any friends over for a few hours...

[. ._]

False. Curry rocks every time all the time!

The person below me never uses pepper because it's too hot.

[Just another canuck]

False. It's the artery clogging salt I try to stay away from... usually with little success.

TPBM is on a health kick.

[. ._]

True. I try to put lots of fresh lime juice in my margaritas.



The person below me is listening to Jimmy Buffett now.

[Just another canuck]

False... at the time of the post, I think I may have been listening to Dylan and now I'm watching "The Bucket List."

TPBM will be playing in a baseball league this summer.

[FICU]

TPBM will be playing in a baseball league this summer.

False... it's a slowpitch beer leauge.

The person below me is wacking off to a cheap porn at this hour of the morning while sitting on reserve.

[Just another canuck]

False... I am not doing that. I've been running the chainsaw all morning and will continue to do so this afternoon.

TPBM wants ice cream.

[TG]

False! Truly can't be, with all the nice things you would have say about pilots.

TPBM when a kid who didn't want to eat spinach had his grand ma yelling at him:
"EAT THIS, IT WON'T BLOCK YOUR @RSEHOLE!"

[. ._]

True. But not much. It can't be too rich, otherwise I feel like I'm eating a pound of lard/sugar mix and will have to buy new pants soon.

The person below me will not quit his job if he wins the $49,000,000.

[iflyforpie]

True. I'd just upgrade the company fleet a little.







Need to buy a ticket first though.

TPBM is hung over.

[Rubberbiscuit]

False.... but I will be tomorrow, as I intend to celebrate the purchase of a vehicle with a few cold ones tonight. Mind you the 26 degrees outside right now is reason enough in itself.

TPBM wishes he/she was an astronaut gazing down at earth while fixing the Hubble right now!

[Just another canuck]

I guess I wouldn't mind being up there gazing down... but to step outside the craft, I don't think I have the nerves for that.

TPBM likes to get up at sunrise.