Why you should not homebrew your sex toys:

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A southern Maryland woman was hospitalized after her partner attached a sex toy to a power tool.
http://www.nbcwashington.com/news/local ... unter.html
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OMFG people are so stupid... Seriously...

Did you hear about the women who died from using her laptop in the bath?

Didn't we learn not to do that with the toaster?
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The injuries were severe enough for medevac
Haha. :lol: She must have been itching for that Darwin award.
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I guess she couldn't CUT it. I wonder if she SAW it coming.
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I can hear the banjos....
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The expression "I'm gonna rip you a new asshole" should not be taken literally.
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Gives new meaning to "Practise safe sex"
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MCB wrote:Gives new meaning to "Practise safe sex"
'Protection' means a full face shield. :lol:
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