Things that made me laugh?
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Things that made me laugh?
So why can't we read that thread anymore? Which rule did it break?
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Re: Things that made me laugh?
Yeah, WTF? Where did my baby go?
Maybe like all of my creations it went off and tortured an east european village while just wanting to be loved.....

Maybe like all of my creations it went off and tortured an east european village while just wanting to be loved.....

She’s built like a Steakhouse, but she handles like a Bistro.
Let's kick the tires, and light the fires.... SHIT! FIRE! EMERGENCY CHECKLIST!
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Re: Things that made me laugh?
Doesn't that pic belong in the Gay Frankenstein thread? 
Re: Things that made me laugh?
niss you're a funny man, you can do better then a gay frankenstein... give us a good pic and lets restart the funny thread 
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Fuckin' right batman....

Let's get this party started!


Let's get this party started!

She’s built like a Steakhouse, but she handles like a Bistro.
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She’s built like a Steakhouse, but she handles like a Bistro.
Let's kick the tires, and light the fires.... SHIT! FIRE! EMERGENCY CHECKLIST!
Let's kick the tires, and light the fires.... SHIT! FIRE! EMERGENCY CHECKLIST!
Re: Things that made me laugh?
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London SW1Dear people of the United Kingdom
Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown of the economy, your Government has decided to implement a scheme to put workers 50 years of age and older on early retirement. This scheme will be known as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early).
Persons selected to be RAPED can apply to the government to be eligible for the SHAFT scheme (Special Help After Forced Termination).
Persons who have been RAPED and SHAFTED will be reviewed under the SCREW program (Scheme Covering Retired Early Workers). A person may be RAPED once, SHAFTED twice and SCREWED as many times as the government deems appropriate.
Only persons who have been RAPED can get AIDS (Additional Income for Dependants & Spouse) or HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel Early Severance). Obviously, persons who have AIDS or HERPES will not be SHAFTED or SCREWED any further by the government.
Persons who are not RAPED and are staying on, will receive as much SHIT (Special High Intensity Training) as possible. The government has always prided itself in the amount of SHIT it gives out. Should you feel that you do not receive enough SHIT, please bring this to the attention of your local MP. They have been trained to give you all the SHIT you can handle.
Sincerely,
Gordon Brown
London SW1Dear people of the United Kingdom
Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown of the economy, your Government has decided to implement a scheme to put workers 50 years of age and older on early retirement. This scheme will be known as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early).
Persons selected to be RAPED can apply to the government to be eligible for the SHAFT scheme (Special Help After Forced Termination).
Persons who have been RAPED and SHAFTED will be reviewed under the SCREW program (Scheme Covering Retired Early Workers). A person may be RAPED once, SHAFTED twice and SCREWED as many times as the government deems appropriate.
Only persons who have been RAPED can get AIDS (Additional Income for Dependants & Spouse) or HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel Early Severance). Obviously, persons who have AIDS or HERPES will not be SHAFTED or SCREWED any further by the government.
Persons who are not RAPED and are staying on, will receive as much SHIT (Special High Intensity Training) as possible. The government has always prided itself in the amount of SHIT it gives out. Should you feel that you do not receive enough SHIT, please bring this to the attention of your local MP. They have been trained to give you all the SHIT you can handle.
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Re: Things that made me laugh?
Some funny vids from collegehumour
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1826271 Awkward Rap... rap about awkward moments
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1895871 Barenaked Ladies "One Week" Parody
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1900132 If I Were a Bro... Beyonce Parody
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1909744 Miley Cyrus Parody
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1909368 Movies... "In an Apatow World"
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1907543 Funny song about blogging... may be offensive to some.
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1910190 Puke in My Mouth... Jizz in My Pants Parody
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1912443 "Kiss the Girl" from Little Mermaid Parody
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1901172 Song about internet porn... does not actually contain porn.
All very funny. Enjoy.
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1826271 Awkward Rap... rap about awkward moments
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1895871 Barenaked Ladies "One Week" Parody
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1900132 If I Were a Bro... Beyonce Parody
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1909744 Miley Cyrus Parody
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1909368 Movies... "In an Apatow World"
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1907543 Funny song about blogging... may be offensive to some.
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1910190 Puke in My Mouth... Jizz in My Pants Parody
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1912443 "Kiss the Girl" from Little Mermaid Parody
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1901172 Song about internet porn... does not actually contain porn.
All very funny. Enjoy.
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Re: Things that made me laugh?
Sandy,
You are very naive.
But keeping in the spirit of the post:

You are very naive.
But keeping in the spirit of the post:

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Geez did I say that....? Or just think it....?
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Re: Things that made me laugh?
Geez, file that last picture under "Law Enforcement Without a Sense of Humour." 
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She’s built like a Steakhouse, but she handles like a Bistro.
Let's kick the tires, and light the fires.... SHIT! FIRE! EMERGENCY CHECKLIST!
Let's kick the tires, and light the fires.... SHIT! FIRE! EMERGENCY CHECKLIST!
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She’s built like a Steakhouse, but she handles like a Bistro.
Let's kick the tires, and light the fires.... SHIT! FIRE! EMERGENCY CHECKLIST!
Let's kick the tires, and light the fires.... SHIT! FIRE! EMERGENCY CHECKLIST!
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She’s built like a Steakhouse, but she handles like a Bistro.
Let's kick the tires, and light the fires.... SHIT! FIRE! EMERGENCY CHECKLIST!
Let's kick the tires, and light the fires.... SHIT! FIRE! EMERGENCY CHECKLIST!
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Re: Things that made me laugh?
Hey that's my car ! They never it made to North America. I have to prematurely replace the front brakes and tires. I occasionally drive it like it's stolen. Handles like a Porsche, screams like an old Fiat. 1.0 Liter, 3 cyl, 64hp.TG wrote:
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