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Jennifer Anniston

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Dude, I would totally stick it to her.......

I'm a ships captain, I think I'll call her evinrude.

The only good think bout the show frinds....
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Ok, no more drunk AvCanading Niss....

sleepy sleep time
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Nah I m cool. This is simp.le. like driving. icm ckool!
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Hedley wrote:Wasn't Jennifer Anniston in Star Trek?

I think she was a cling-on ...

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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niss,

Psychologically speaking, this is quite normal.

http://www.newscientist.com/article/dn7567

Plus, I mean, c'mon. Who wouldn't stick it to her?

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....meh....she's got short stubby fingers...












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I dont think Brad would dare.........
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I am Birddog wrote:....meh....she's got short stubby fingers...












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Sharp knees...
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Guido wrote:
Sharp knees...

Being an "ethnic" man...I never heard of this term so I Urban Dictionary'd it and this is what I found:

Sharp Knees:
1.A judgment leveled against an otherwise perfectly proportioned, if not slightly trim, and pleasant looking woman. Generally uttered by a male who is way below her class.
Yeah sure she is really nice looking, but I wouldn't hit that. I mean look at those sharp knees!


http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p ... rp%20knees


I had no idea :lol: ...
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IAB, I liked your old avatar better
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B-rad wrote:IAB, I liked your old avatar better
Really?? This is my fav Bobby De Niro scene...

which one do you like...The Porky's movie theme one? The Dog on Dog then gets sick one? Angelina Jolie?

I got a ton of them...MOST are NOT avcanada user friendly...
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I'd rather do Oprah...beauty fades, money lasts forever!
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I am Birddog wrote:
B-rad wrote:IAB, I liked your old avatar better
Really?? This is my fav Bobby De Niro scene...

which one do you like...The Porky's movie theme one? The Dog on Dog then gets sick one? Angelina Jolie?

I got a ton of them...MOST are NOT avcanada user friendly...

Ya the one with neon lights.. I like anything flashy/shiny
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hazatude wrote:I'd rather do Oprah...beauty fades, money lasts forever!

Ya but money can't erase the memories!
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Stubby fingers?!?!? You can bounce a quarter off her butt and you worry about stubby fingers? Sheesh.
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xsbank wrote:Stubby fingers?!?!? You can bounce a quarter off her butt and you worry about stubby fingers? Sheesh.
No doubt she is a "physically" beautiful woman bla bla bla...however;

...No a fan of the "garden gnome" hands grabbing @ my junk...
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The thought of ANYBODY's hands "grabbing (your) junk" may have just finished me off - I'm going to have to call in sick and go and lie down. :smt118 :smt078
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Jennifer has that "Gee Mom & Dad, I'd like you to finally meet Jenn" look about her.

Bird Dog ... the offensive appearance of those stubby fingers can be decreased by having her use some fake nail overlays, and top that off with some nice red nail polish. That might make her more appealing to you.

I'm still a fan of "The Blatantly Provocative Look"
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I was always much more fond of Courtney...


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Colibri wrote:I was always much more fond of Courtney...


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If you're beautiful, you get a website of look-a-likes. Unfortunately, she does not have one.

http://www.menwholooklikekennyrogers.com/gallery01.html
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xsbank wrote:The thought of ANYBODY's hands "grabbing (your) junk" may have just finished me off - I'm going to have to call in sick and go and lie down. :smt118 :smt078

You and me both...It reminds me to the aftermath in the trenches of the war of 1812... :?

The Old Fogducker wrote:Jennifer has that "Gee Mom & Dad, I'd like you to finally meet Jenn" look about her.

Bird Dog ... the offensive appearance of those stubby fingers can be decreased by having her use some fake nail overlays, and top that off with some nice red nail polish. That might make her more appealing to you.

I'm still a fan of "The Blatantly Provocative Look"
RED nail polish?? lol...actually I like it simple...perhaps a French manicure...nothing more.
HOWEVER (and this is where things get complicated) yesterday I saw a lovely looking women in bright red/orange hair and I though "hmmmm that's hot"...I usually go for mental freaks...but that got old and expensive...now I'm gravitating towards cosmetic freaks. I'll keep you in the loop if ever I find Star Trek's Green Alien women hot...it shouldn't be long :wink:

BTW Courtney looks amazing...
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