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On the topic of the last word...
Go to work for a few days and all heck breaks loose.
To TOF: Sorry I missed the New Years day rumble. I was out earning a living. Damn this working thing is really getting in the way of life. That's it!! I'm quitting my job, getting a tie-dyed t-shirt, a VW microbus and moving to BC where my new life's philosophy will be, "Live free or die." I guess we will live to fight another day.
So onto the idea. Let us see who can get the last word, or to put it another way, kill this thread.
Go to work for a few days and all heck breaks loose.
To TOF: Sorry I missed the New Years day rumble. I was out earning a living. Damn this working thing is really getting in the way of life. That's it!! I'm quitting my job, getting a tie-dyed t-shirt, a VW microbus and moving to BC where my new life's philosophy will be, "Live free or die." I guess we will live to fight another day.
So onto the idea. Let us see who can get the last word, or to put it another way, kill this thread.
I'm going to knock this up a notch with my spice weasle. Bam!
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I'm a recent Seneca Grad who was such a great pilot that I was hired right out of school to work for Jazz but because of the hard times I got laid off.
I'm too good of a pilot to work the ramp and clean toilets but only have 250 hours, so I would like find a company that would sell me a PPC on a PC12 so I can fly SPIFR. I'm willing to work for free, flying alcohol and chips to a indian reserve anywhere in northern Canada. I have no problem flying into the reserves because I think the natives are living such a great life off of the government handouts.
When I've finally got my 1500 hours I'm going to work for WJ because they are so much better then AC, who would have gone bankrupt years ago if it weren't for all of those government bailouts.
Once I have some jet time I'm thinking of heading over to the middle east and working for some company in those backwards countries who should be bombed back to the stone ages by the Israelis and the Americans, because we know GWB was right, they are all terrorists.
Then I'd love to retire and buy my own plane, but I refuse to pay those darn Nav Can fees because I think they are double dipping. I pay my taxes when I buy my fuel. I'll end every radio call with "any conflicting traffic please advise" and start every call with "Annnd".
Lurch
I'm too good of a pilot to work the ramp and clean toilets but only have 250 hours, so I would like find a company that would sell me a PPC on a PC12 so I can fly SPIFR. I'm willing to work for free, flying alcohol and chips to a indian reserve anywhere in northern Canada. I have no problem flying into the reserves because I think the natives are living such a great life off of the government handouts.
When I've finally got my 1500 hours I'm going to work for WJ because they are so much better then AC, who would have gone bankrupt years ago if it weren't for all of those government bailouts.
Once I have some jet time I'm thinking of heading over to the middle east and working for some company in those backwards countries who should be bombed back to the stone ages by the Israelis and the Americans, because we know GWB was right, they are all terrorists.
Then I'd love to retire and buy my own plane, but I refuse to pay those darn Nav Can fees because I think they are double dipping. I pay my taxes when I buy my fuel. I'll end every radio call with "any conflicting traffic please advise" and start every call with "Annnd".
Lurch
Take my love
Take my land
Take me where I cannot stand
I don't care
I'm still free
You cannot take the sky from me
Take my land
Take me where I cannot stand
I don't care
I'm still free
You cannot take the sky from me
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It just isn't the same when you know it's not true.
But it is true that I like Israel...
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But it is true that I like Israel...
3... 2... 1...
Geez did I say that....? Or just think it....?
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Now that I am no longer crying from laughter.... that was good.Lurch wrote:I'm a recent Seneca Grad who was such a great pilot that I was hired right out of school to work for Jazz but because of the hard times I got laid off.
I'm too good of a pilot to work the ramp and clean toilets but only have 250 hours, so I would like find a company that would sell me a PPC on a PC12 so I can fly SPIFR. I'm willing to work for free, flying alcohol and chips to a indian reserve anywhere in northern Canada. I have no problem flying into the reserves because I think the natives are living such a great life off of the government handouts.
When I've finally got my 1500 hours I'm going to work for WJ because they are so much better then AC, who would have gone bankrupt years ago if it weren't for all of those government bailouts.
Once I have some jet time I'm thinking of heading over to the middle east and working for some company in those backwards countries who should be bombed back to the stone ages by the Israelis and the Americans, because we know GWB was right, they are all terrorists.
Then I'd love to retire and buy my own plane, but I refuse to pay those darn Nav Can fees because I think they are double dipping. I pay my taxes when I buy my fuel. I'll end every radio call with "any conflicting traffic please advise" and start every call with "Annnd".
Lurch
I'm going to knock this up a notch with my spice weasle. Bam!
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I am willing to bet I have the smoothest testicles on this forum, nay, the world wide web. They are so aerodynamically perfect that the slightest breeze causes them to float.
NASA studied my testicles to help create more efficient aircraft.
My ass is so muscular I can clench my cheeks and turn a fart into a burp.
I win.
NASA studied my testicles to help create more efficient aircraft.
My ass is so muscular I can clench my cheeks and turn a fart into a burp.
I win.
She’s built like a Steakhouse, but she handles like a Bistro.
Let's kick the tires, and light the fires.... SHIT! FIRE! EMERGENCY CHECKLIST!
Let's kick the tires, and light the fires.... SHIT! FIRE! EMERGENCY CHECKLIST!
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How long is the runway in North Bay?Kill this thread.
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I've been watching airplanes land since I was 2. The airport fence has left a funny dent in my forehead.
Which headset would you recommend?
Which headset would you recommend?
Remember, only YOU can stop Narcissism
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I slept with a Mod's sister.
The fastest way to turn money into smoke and noise..
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Not long enough for JazzSiddley Hawker wrote:How long is the runway in North Bay?Kill this thread.
Going for the deck at corner
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Nuttin Boss, honest we's just clickin upSulako wrote:Hey guys, what'cha all doing?
Lurch
Take my love
Take my land
Take me where I cannot stand
I don't care
I'm still free
You cannot take the sky from me
Take my land
Take me where I cannot stand
I don't care
I'm still free
You cannot take the sky from me
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Famous pick up lines in history:
In a sub shop: “Could you drain my (meat) balls, I don’t want to get any meat sauce on my shirt.”
On the curb: “I’m jealous of your cigarette and all the things you do with it.”
In a sub shop: “Could you drain my (meat) balls, I don’t want to get any meat sauce on my shirt.”
On the curb: “I’m jealous of your cigarette and all the things you do with it.”
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Take my love
Take my land
Take me where I cannot stand
I don't care
I'm still free
You cannot take the sky from me
Take my land
Take me where I cannot stand
I don't care
I'm still free
You cannot take the sky from me
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If that doesn't get this thread at least locked here is a shot at Doc
The Person below me will be a istp with something to say about peameal bacon
Lurch
The Person below me will be a istp with something to say about peameal bacon
Lurch
Take my love
Take my land
Take me where I cannot stand
I don't care
I'm still free
You cannot take the sky from me
Take my land
Take me where I cannot stand
I don't care
I'm still free
You cannot take the sky from me
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DID SOMEONE SAY "THE PERSON BELOW ME?!?!?!?!!!"
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How come Jazz couldn't get a Dash8 stopped on a 10,000' runway at North Bay, running off the end?
Doc's real name is James Hoffa.
What's the name of that weird outfitter that was advertising for pilots? The one with the Herc? A... forgotten. Anyone else think they were a scam?
Doc's real name is James Hoffa.
What's the name of that weird outfitter that was advertising for pilots? The one with the Herc? A... forgotten. Anyone else think they were a scam?
"What's it doing now?"
"Fly low and slow and throttle back in the turns."
"Fly low and slow and throttle back in the turns."
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xsbank wrote:How come Jazz couldn't get a Dash8 stopped on a 10,000' runway at North Bay, running off the end?
Doc's real name is James Hoffa.
I'm sure the Mods are trying to ignore this thread but at this rate we might be in for some severe editing
But well we are at it there is one topic that has been on my mind for a while
What ever happened with that guy who falsified his ATPL and was fired from WJ?
Lurch
Take my love
Take my land
Take me where I cannot stand
I don't care
I'm still free
You cannot take the sky from me
Take my land
Take me where I cannot stand
I don't care
I'm still free
You cannot take the sky from me
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Can anyone other than TOF get the last word? I don't think so... viewtopic.php?f=49&t=60499
P. S. Sorry to see you are having your period Grimey.
P. S. Sorry to see you are having your period Grimey.
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I'm going to knock this up a notch with my spice weasle. Bam!