Planning a stag!

Giver eh! · Post by **Giver eh!** » Tue Mar 22, 2005 12:02 am

We are planning a stag for a buddy that we all fly with. He is pretty conservative. Any ideas of what we could make him do of give him some shock value?

any past stories would be great!

Thanks

shitdisturber · Post by **shitdisturber** » Tue Mar 22, 2005 12:12 am

Get him stinking drunk and take him to a male strip club; then tell the dj it's his birthday.

TTail · Post by **TTail** » Tue Mar 22, 2005 12:17 am

Saw this on a show once.....

have a party, lead up to some mystery stripper, blindfold him, music starts, stripper comes out, everyone is cheering. Stripper gets close to the blindfolded fool, touches him provocatively, dances on him, sounds like your candidate you are talking about would get uncomfortable, he finally takes off the blindfold and discovers a male midget stripper!

I'm sure the reaction would be priceless!

Let us know how it goes

Giver eh! · Post by **Giver eh!** » Tue Mar 22, 2005 1:50 am

hahaha that is awesome! There is a recent shortage of midgets in my area,

hazatude · Post by **hazatude** » Tue Mar 22, 2005 3:59 am

Goldfish races!

Eat the goldfish raw and live after sufficiantly shitfaced.

pontius · Post by **pontius** » Tue Mar 22, 2005 5:47 am

To help one of our young co-pilots celebrate his upcoming wedding we
rented the party room at our favorite hotel. We plied him with liquor, as is the custom, and then planted him in the jacuzzi with a DC3 prop tool chained to his leg and a pretty young lady of the night for company.
Unfortunately, in an attempt to answer to the call of nature (the other one), he inadvertantly smashed the toilet with the prop tool.
The ensuing deluge caught the attention of the hotel manager who, having no sense of humour, called the police.
Most of us, the bridegroom included, managed to escape, but we were unable to rent the party room again (under our own company name, anyway).

just another pilot · Post by **just another pilot** » Tue Mar 22, 2005 3:13 pm

A pilot getting married? Forget planning a stag...plan the divorce.

I was told once rather than get married, find a women you abolutely hate and buy her a house.

Just kidding - have fun.

TFTMB heavy · Post by **TFTMB heavy** » Tue Mar 22, 2005 10:04 pm

Make him swallow a Viagra, dress him up in pink tights and a fish net tank top then you take him to a gay bar and wait for the pill to work, enjoy the show as your friend makes new friends.

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