The person below me

[. ._]

False. (I have no witty comeback, because I am devoid of humour. That is my nature.)

The person below me dreams of one day living the glamourous lifestyle of an accountant.

[niss]

False,

I can't add.

TPBM Wants to go bungy jumping!

[Stevo226]

False, there's nothing I love more than being attached to the ground.

The person below me rearranged my desk this morning, i'm missing my Swingline

[. ._]

True. But it's not missing. Look a little closer.



The person below me thinks guys that wax their chests are weird.

[rottentomatoes]

False, if you have more chest hair than a bear, you should wax it.

TPBM has swine flu.

[Guido]

False, but I have had a wicked cold for the last few days.

TPBM doesn't give a shit about organizational psychology.

[Solaris]

True, but I like my psychology organized
(thanks a lot for giving me your bloody cold)

The person below me wishes they had a really good cookie to munch on

OR: A cold brew to swill

[. ._]

True. I have beer in the fridge, but I'm not much of a morning drinker unless I really have nothing to do for a couple of days- so a cookie would be good about now.

The person below me has eaten a piece of rhubarb or apple crisp within the last month.



mmmmm

[beaverbob]

How the hell did you know?
The person below me has not.

[...]

True...I'm ethnic.

TPBM is crazy for baklava?

[Lurch]

False I'm allergic to nuts

TPBM also has a life threatening allergy

Lurch

[. ._]

False, but I have more than all of you put together.

The person below me thanks his lucky stars every day that he is not allergic to peameal bacon, beer and pizza.

[iflyforpie]

True... but it's 'back bacon' where I'm from... buoay!

TPBM thinks the iPhone is the new pilot geek accessory, along with the giant watch, big sunglasses, and epaulets...

[. ._]

FALSE! Any old phone will do, IMHO.

The person below me is happy I bumped this BEEEEAAAATCH!!!

[ETOPS]

TRUE! Pretty cool thread. But it doesn't quite resonate with any of the other threads, so lets help it out a bit.
TPBM will never again land gear up.

[200hr Wonder]

FALSE the next time I will land gear up is on water in an amphibian.

TPBM enjoys a beer buzz at 7am after night shift.

[iflyforpie]

False. I enjoy a caffeine buzz at 7am before a day shift.

TPBM will write something more profound.

[countryhick]

True. What if C A T spelled dog.....

TPBM will post something on the AC forum that will be derailed into an over 60 pissin' match

[Johnny#5]

False...who cares about AC, they're not hiring!

the person below me wishes they had a beard as awesome as mine....

[AMM]

Fase! Here's is a video of my and my beard at a lecture I gave a few years ago. >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8iYpxRXlboQ

TPBM wants to live more then 500 Earth years.

[. ._]

True. If everything is cool. When we run out of oil- some time in the next couple hundred years or less, I think we're in deep doo-doo. I hope not.

The person below me thinks there is an infinite amount of oil in the ground.

[Darkwing Duck]

True but that is because my last copilot kept flicking it off his comb.

The person below secretly has a colouring book of My Pretty Pony stowed in his flight bag.

[On condition]

False. It's My Little Pony.

The person below me has the munchies.

[SmokinJoe]

True. Did the cheeto dust under my finger nails give it away?

TPBM is rooting for Canada to win more gold.

[ETOPS]

Hells yeah! We might be third overall, but we're first in gold medals.
GO CANADA!
TPBM will let me log some time in their twin.