If I had a choice...I'd hit the one with the green dress...
Why do they continue to let the Scottish breed?!
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Why do they continue to let the Scottish breed?!
If I had a choice...I'd hit the one with the green dress...
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CrimsonSkies
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She's a super mega fugly
with a hanging hemroid twist
complexion like a pizza
with worts and moles and zits
and even just to say her name, ya gotta be half pissed
She's a super mega fugly
with a bastard ass off twist
when she was born the doctor punched her mother in the mouth
and when they brought her home, they wouldn't let her in the house
when she goes to the beach, the tide's too frightened to come in
she had a portrait painted in six different shades of $hit
Hell's Angels wouldn't root her, said they're not that phuckin sick
when she puts on her lipstick, it keeps backing down the tube
I woke up screamin dreamin that I'd seen her in the nude
they tied 2 steaks around her neck, so the dogs would play with her
with a hanging hemroid twist
complexion like a pizza
with worts and moles and zits
and even just to say her name, ya gotta be half pissed
She's a super mega fugly
with a bastard ass off twist
when she was born the doctor punched her mother in the mouth
and when they brought her home, they wouldn't let her in the house
when she goes to the beach, the tide's too frightened to come in
she had a portrait painted in six different shades of $hit
Hell's Angels wouldn't root her, said they're not that phuckin sick
when she puts on her lipstick, it keeps backing down the tube
I woke up screamin dreamin that I'd seen her in the nude
they tied 2 steaks around her neck, so the dogs would play with her
I'm Scot/Mejicano. Cheap and lazy!
"FLY THE AIRPLANE"!
http://www.youtube.com/hazatude
http://www.youtube.com/hazatude
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desksgo
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Remind me to bitchslap your dumb self the next time I see you, BD.
Maybe I don't get out enough, but I don't find her repulsive by any means. But...alas...I haven't been back up North in a while:
I'm sure she's got that lovely Pickle Lake singing voice, champ.
Maybe I don't get out enough, but I don't find her repulsive by any means. But...alas...I haven't been back up North in a while:
I'm sure she's got that lovely Pickle Lake singing voice, champ.
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desksgo
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You have the entire internet to scour and that is the best you can do? Tsk Tsk...time to hang up the spurrs ol' boy.
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Hey I've been eating some really good eight year old cheddar lately. It actually burns my mouth it's so sharp but oh boy is it tasty!
"FLY THE AIRPLANE"!
http://www.youtube.com/hazatude
http://www.youtube.com/hazatude
DesksGo
You know...I've been a little unfair with this whole Scottish bash...After
reviewing some of your pictures you sent me...I take it all back....
You guy's are really nice and oh so cool...Even our friend 'Pimper'
in
the middle wants to be Scottish...so it can't all that bad...
My apologies
You know...I've been a little unfair with this whole Scottish bash...After
reviewing some of your pictures you sent me...I take it all back....
You guy's are really nice and oh so cool...Even our friend 'Pimper'
in the middle wants to be Scottish...so it can't all that bad...
My apologies
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mental vomit
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Will you two pixies please knock it off.
PS. Happy Easter.
Ohhhh and getting back to the original picture, perhaps you shouldn't judge a book, or even a certain culture by its cover. In the end, I believe all nations, all colours and creeds have something to offer to society, AND....
PS. Happy Easter.
Ohhhh and getting back to the original picture, perhaps you shouldn't judge a book, or even a certain culture by its cover. In the end, I believe all nations, all colours and creeds have something to offer to society, AND....
I like airplanes.
mental vomit wrote:
Ohhhh and getting back to the original picture, perhaps you shouldn't
judge a book, or even a certain culture by its cover. In the end, I believe
all nations, all colours and creeds have something to offer to society,
Perhaps all Scott's can heed your advice...and while you're at it...
does that include people of non-traditional sexual orientation?
Or do the Scott's bend the rules as they see fit...again and again.
Vive La France!!!!
mental vomit wrote:
I was saving the best to last...Why would anyone want a Scotswomendesksgo wrote:You have the entire internet to scour and that is the
best you can do? Tsk Tsk...time to hang up the spurrs ol' boy.
when they can have a Mediteranian girl like I have...Sorry DESKSGO
...I didn't want to pull my ace card out...you lose.
-Mafalda...I love you baby xoxoxox
I am Bunnydog
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mental vomit
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Birddog...
Now it appears you may be a little wet behind the ears as far as women go, so let me indulge you for a second, grasshopper.
Let's look at this a little bit closer.
When you're married, you're lucky if you get to put that hot body of hers to work once a week...Now, no matter what, with the ugly girl, you'll be guaranteed 2-3 good meals per day, consistently, for the rest of your life, while the pretty girl begins to sag and crease in strange ungodly ways.
And really, she's not that bad....try her haggis...you'll think otherwise.
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife
I don't know if your buddy side burns up there is a good cook though, you'll have to get to know him better.
Now it appears you may be a little wet behind the ears as far as women go, so let me indulge you for a second, grasshopper.
Let's look at this a little bit closer.
When you're married, you're lucky if you get to put that hot body of hers to work once a week...Now, no matter what, with the ugly girl, you'll be guaranteed 2-3 good meals per day, consistently, for the rest of your life, while the pretty girl begins to sag and crease in strange ungodly ways.
And really, she's not that bad....try her haggis...you'll think otherwise.
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife
I don't know if your buddy side burns up there is a good cook though, you'll have to get to know him better.
I like airplanes.
mental vomit wrote:
I don't know if your buddy side burns up there is a good cook though,
you'll have to get to know him better.
HIM
Now I'm begining to wonder...I never have seen 'Mafalda' in the nude
....I think I'm going to be sick
he/she does have rather large 'man-hands'
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Why do they let the scots breed
Because there are too daym many of us to be stopped one day we will take over the world and continue what Rob Roy Macgregor started(sorry all I just had to get in a shot for my long dead relitaves).
ULTOR UN UMBRIS
