AVCANADA Exclusive: All About Hazatude

PA31 Driver · Post by **PA31 Driver** » Wed Mar 30, 2005 6:19 pm

Hey HAZ. Why did you stop at Grad ?

East Coaster · Post by **East Coaster** » Wed Mar 30, 2005 6:24 pm

Where did you get your wallpaper from, it's cool.

hazatude · Post by **hazatude** » Wed Mar 30, 2005 6:35 pm

PA31 driver wrote:Hey HAZ. Why did you stop at Grad ?

I had to get out and start working.

I started out working fire and flood restoration. I was then an armed guard for three years and worked various security jobs before I discovered aviation.

I am now the best Line Service guy ever. Seriously. I'm the best in Canada at least.

hazatude · Post by **hazatude** » Wed Mar 30, 2005 6:36 pm

Wallpaper is standard XP Plus! crap I think.

East Coaster · Post by **East Coaster** » Wed Mar 30, 2005 6:39 pm

I don't care what other people say, I think your post is cool. And you should quit smoking, it's not good for you.

And you may want to get a new Handy Pocket Minder, it's 2005 now, I think yours is useless.

hazatude · Post by **hazatude** » Wed Mar 30, 2005 6:52 pm

I have a new pocket minder for 2005. I actually have a pocket minder for the last 13 years. My whole life is in those things!

northmansx · Post by **northmansx** » Wed Mar 30, 2005 8:48 pm

it would be really neat if you got all your life stories and dirty little secrets published from the past 13 years. I know i would buy a copy just to see what really makes a guy like you tick. Here's a title. "Strange but true life stories of a mildly demented man, i think" actually your not bad at all, just the only one with the balls to post shit like this. it is kinda refreshing..

hazatude · Post by **hazatude** » Wed Mar 30, 2005 9:00 pm

When I was in grade school, about 6 or 7 years old, I would go around to other schools and give lectures on dinosaurs. They called me the Little Professor.

hazatude · Post by **hazatude** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 5:45 pm

I looked just like this:

hazatude · Post by **hazatude** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 5:46 pm

Double double post

mental vomit · Post by **mental vomit** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 6:39 pm

These are very fun pictures, Haza. I'd like to dwell on your childhood for just a bit longer, if I could. Is it true you lost the job as "little professor" the same day that they caught you riding the banana?

hazatude · Post by **hazatude** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 6:45 pm

I had tenure so they couldn't fire me. I left on my own volition.

Damned be that banana!@

w squared · Post by **w squared** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 6:46 pm

Where can I get a pair of those cool glasses, Haz? After all, I can't wear my Ray-Bans all the time.

hazatude · Post by **hazatude** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 6:51 pm

Believe it or not I still have them in a drawer somewhere. PayPal me $35 and they're yours.

w squared · Post by **w squared** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 7:06 pm

Cool...but I don't think that they'd fit my oversive melon.

But y'all know what they say about guys with big heads...

They wear big headsets!

No Conflict · Post by **No Conflict** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 7:09 pm

Release yourself from the corrupt aviation mongers and join me on my crusade!

Hey, What about ME!?!? I'm up for a crusade.....

hazatude · Post by **hazatude** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 7:11 pm

PayPal me $35 and you may join us on our crusade.

No Conflict · Post by **No Conflict** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 7:14 pm

Remember I'm a pilot... how about .35 cents?