If you could name an intersection....

Giver eh! · Post by **Giver eh!** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 12:29 pm

What would you name it.

URMOM

"please expidite the descent to URMOM."
or
"Cleared for the approach via URMOM"

MIASS
WARTS

. ._ · Post by **. ._** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 2:14 pm

BIRME

FUCIT

MINJ

JROC

water wings · Post by **water wings** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 2:23 pm

BLABLA...

i would prefer BOB Loblaw, but that's too long...

Giver eh! · Post by **Giver eh!** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 3:28 pm

MICOC

Giver eh! · Post by **Giver eh!** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 3:30 pm

Over a small field up north name an intersection.

BROKE

in honor of all the pilots

Flying Low · Post by **Flying Low** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 2:48 am

How about...

IAF PISTN
FAF BROKE
MAP CRYIN

hazatude · Post by **hazatude** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 4:03 am

direct HAZA

No Conflict · Post by **No Conflict** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 5:31 am

hehe

OHSHIT

MYGOD

DUMBASS

WAY to early for me to be thinking yet.......

NC

TTail · Post by **TTail** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 1:53 pm

No Conflict,

the fun of this is that the names have to be 5 letters, just like real aviation intersections

flynbutcher · Post by **flynbutcher** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 2:05 pm

How bout "cleared the staight in back course via URMOM"

No Conflict · Post by **No Conflict** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 3:58 pm

LJDriver wrote:No Conflict,

the fun of this is that the names have to be 5 letters, just like real aviation intersections

hihi, you're right.. My bad. Seriously, I blame it all on a late night with a guy named mr.Coors, and then waking up early beside his REALLY ugly sister, Ms.Hangover. Oh yeah, and I think Hazatude was in there somewhere..

joe to go · Post by **joe to go** » Sat Apr 02, 2005 12:08 am

Vancouver has the best ones. SEKOK, FAGUE, IWACK, HEDDE. Hmmm see a trend?

TTail · Post by **TTail** » Sat Apr 02, 2005 12:25 pm

How about cleared direct to "MYDIK"

Ok, I know this is childish

But it's fun

Don't tell me you don't grin inside when you find these funny fixes along your route!

Snagmaster E · Post by **Snagmaster E** » Sat Apr 02, 2005 2:26 pm

NOWHR

GOPEE

GETOF

CRASH

SUMWY

THERE

FAAHQ

I digress...

jimdandy · Post by **jimdandy** » Sat Apr 02, 2005 7:21 pm

MOREHEAD

BALLSDEEP

"BE20 GAAS your cleared the straight in R/W 30, call BALLSDEEP inbound"

GIZUM

LOL

mental vomit · Post by **mental vomit** » Sat Apr 02, 2005 9:00 pm

Giver eh! wrote:What would you name it.

URMOM

I'd know better than to ever, cross URMOM.

So into this, we shall go:

URMOM is so fat I gotta carry an extra hour of fuel just to circumnavigate the bitch.

URMOM is so ugly, I gotta wear foggles to cross her.

URMOM is so fat I gotta do 10 minute holding legs.

URMOM is so big I can fly a front course and a back course at the same damn time (more for a Navaid...but anywho)

Blue Side Down · Post by **Blue Side Down** » Sun Apr 03, 2005 5:38 pm

FUCME

OOPSI

OHSHT

WRONG

STUPD

...eh, it seemed like a good idea to try at least

scotothedoublet · Post by **scotothedoublet** » Sun Apr 03, 2005 6:14 pm

Came across ASOLA in the sim yesterday...not that good, ASLKR or ASOLE would have been better but it still made me snicker.

TopperHarley · Post by **TopperHarley** » Sun Apr 03, 2005 7:58 pm

1. LEAFS-SUCK

And I would locate it near YYZ and make it a reporting point for all aircraft.

Tango01 · Post by **Tango01** » Sun Apr 03, 2005 9:17 pm

PENIS

North Shore · Post by **North Shore** » Mon Apr 04, 2005 1:18 pm

From the FAKE1 approach at Sumspot, Canada:
OYESS
OGODD
ONORF

hz2p · Post by **hz2p** » Mon Apr 04, 2005 1:35 pm

It would be amusing if the FAF for the VOR 14 approach to CYOW - which is near the Parliament buildings - was renamed CORUPT

oldtimer · Post by **oldtimer** » Mon Apr 04, 2005 3:17 pm

SEKOK and FAGUE are near Wreck Beach in YVR. (The "clothing optional" beach)

bzhpilot · Post by **bzhpilot** » Mon Apr 04, 2005 3:22 pm

kikas

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