What type of aircraft does Santa fly?
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Re: What type of aircraft does Santa fly?
And if you have a fear of getting stuck in a chimney, does that make you a Santa CLAUStraphobic?
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Re: What type of aircraft does Santa fly?
He flies a Mk.II Sleigh, equipped with 9 high output reindeer engines.
The Mk.I just didn't have the cargo room anymore. It was also lacking the Rudolph engine with the high output generator used to power the super high intensity light that can see through the fog. It entered service just in time too on that foggy christmas eve.
The Mk.I just didn't have the cargo room anymore. It was also lacking the Rudolph engine with the high output generator used to power the super high intensity light that can see through the fog. It entered service just in time too on that foggy christmas eve.
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Re: What type of aircraft does Santa fly?
Ooooh.
Moose, you made me search for a groan emoticon.
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Moose, you made me search for a groan emoticon.
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Re: What type of aircraft does Santa fly?
I have one for just such an occasion:istp wrote:Ooooh.
Moose, you made me search for a groan emoticon.
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Re: What type of aircraft does Santa fly?
Lets look at the facts: He needs good short field performance. He needs a lot of cargo room. He needs the ability to land on snow. He is based at the North Pole. He likes the colour red.
I think its pretty obvious he wet leases a KBA Twotter
I think its pretty obvious he wet leases a KBA Twotter
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Re: What type of aircraft does Santa fly?
Transport Canada has issued a flight permit to Santa, even though he has not yet demonstrated compliance with the "2010 performance rule"
Here's the link: http://www.tc.gc.ca/eng/mediaroom/relea ... e-6202.htm
Michael
Here's the link: http://www.tc.gc.ca/eng/mediaroom/relea ... e-6202.htm
Michael