Tea-bagging

pencilneck · Post by **pencilneck** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 3:00 pm

I like to think that I am a reasonably intelligent guy- but I have no idea what tea-bagging is.

peeelot · Post by **peeelot** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 3:04 pm

Dude you don't want to know. and just leave it at that.

just another pilot · Post by **just another pilot** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 3:05 pm

ooooh - believe me, intelligence has nothing to do with it...

desksgo · Post by **desksgo** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 3:07 pm

Haha maybe he does!!!

Just use google dude, that's how I learned what the monkies at the zoo were doing.

KAG · Post by **KAG** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 3:17 pm

this should clear it up...

http://www.blowjobs-oral-sex-positions- ... gging.html

Cheers.

hazatude · Post by **hazatude** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 3:18 pm

It's when you use tea leaves in a bag to make tea.

Yoyoma · Post by **Yoyoma** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 3:32 pm

Read the Zorro one...ROTFLMAO...

Tango01 · Post by **Tango01** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 4:48 pm

Okay, but this is the last time I'll show you...

T01

just another pilot · Post by **just another pilot** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 9:00 pm

I dunno, might be kinda hard with your mouth full...

TTail · Post by **TTail** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 10:38 pm

All these posts but has anyone told him yet?

. ._ · Post by **. ._** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 10:54 pm

All right,

AvCanada is an educational forum.

Tea bagging is when a momma bee likes a papa flower.

The momma bee wants the papa flower's house, car, support payments, and basically the whole shebang.

So......

The momma bee takes the papa flower's scrotum, and puts it in her mouth.

ie. he dips his 'tea bag' in her oral cavity.

I feel dirty.

-istp

just another pilot · Post by **just another pilot** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 10:57 pm

Wha?! that is disgusting......................yet, somehow..compelling

Now for the Dirty Sanchez

short bus · Post by **short bus** » Fri Apr 15, 2005 12:07 am

whatever, bring on the donkey punch.

just clearing the trees · Fri Apr 15, 2005 6:43 am

Flaming Dragon!!

just another pilot · Post by **just another pilot** » Fri Apr 15, 2005 6:51 am

Oh no...what have I started?

flyinhigh · Post by **flyinhigh** » Fri Apr 15, 2005 11:46 pm

Now this is the funniest fuckin post yet, and educational

Now how about the shocker!!!!

TTail · Post by **TTail** » Sat Apr 16, 2005 12:22 am

Don't forget the pearl necklace

captain_dc · Post by **captain_dc** » Sat Apr 16, 2005 8:05 am

The shoker

2 in the pink 1 in the stink

Yo mama likes it like that

w squared · Post by **w squared** » Sat Apr 16, 2005 8:11 am

You mean two downtown and one in the brown? You get one of two reactions with that one...very enthusiastic or "GET OUT OF MY BED YOU PERVERT!"

Siddley Hawker · Post by **Siddley Hawker** » Sat Apr 16, 2005 8:40 am

This thread brings to mind the old song by Rabbie Burns "My Love Is Like A Red Red Rose Teabag."

w squared · Post by **w squared** » Sat Apr 16, 2005 8:49 am

Oh, you had to go and bring Rabbie into it, didn't you?

Well, I'll try to keep this short. I've spent a lot of time in pipe bands, and have provided the "Adress to the Haggis" at a few Rabbie Burns celebrations.

When I mentioned that I happened to know the adress, one girl that I was dating at the time asked me to recite it for her. While we were in bed. I thought it was a little odd, but I figured "why not"

Well.

This girl went from "frigid" to "porn star" in the course of the eight stanzas. By the time I got to "Gie her a Haggis!", she was going after my haggis with a vengeance.

It's amazing what does it for some women. Us guys are so much simpoler in that respect. If she's naked, we're THERE!

Sage · Post by **Sage** » Sat Apr 16, 2005 2:29 pm

Regarding the shocker,
If you are going to do it...make sure to get that thumb moving as well.

Northern Flyer · Post by **Northern Flyer** » Sat Apr 16, 2005 3:48 pm

The screamer

2 in the pink 2 in the stink

flyinhigh · Post by **flyinhigh** » Sat Apr 16, 2005 4:11 pm

I am surpriesed that this thread is still going, helarious.....
But the one thing that is kinda funny, Haz has not graced us with any insiteful wit on this topic, whats going on.
Not a rookie are ya haz..

hazatude · Post by **hazatude** » Sat Apr 16, 2005 4:17 pm

The Cleaveland Steamer is my favourite.

Rookie! Ha! I invented most of these.