Married for the third time

[bmc]

So this couple just got married. It was his first time around and her third.

They were settling into their hotel room on their wedding night. She had just put on her new Walmart see through merry widow and sat down on the bed next to her new husband and said, "I think there's something you should know. I'm still a virgin", she said.

With a confused look, he said, "well I know your first husband died on your wedding night. What about your second husband?"

"Oh. He worked for Boeing in charge of the Dreamliner program and all he ever did was sit on the edge of the bed and tell me how great it was going to be."

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-12217975

Three years of delay. Shouldn't hurt their credibility at all should it?

[Expat]

I wonder what happens to all the pilots who paid for the Dreamliner bonds... Are they flipping burgers too?
...or sushis...