Embarrassed to be a Canadian
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Embarrassed to be a Canadian
... I mean have you seen how our teams play hockey anymore?
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Toronto losing 7-0?! Calgary drops one 6-0?!! What the hell? Someone should make these guys do a few practices without pucks, maybe even without sticks. Who teaches these guys how to play? I've never seen so many off-sides... ain't that something you learn way back in Mighty-mites or Atoms or whatever it is these days? Toronto looked like they were color blind out there the ammount of times they passed the puck to the Rangers.
And don't get me started on that boarding stunt Calgary pulled at the beginning of the second. When are these idiots going to learn?
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Toronto losing 7-0?! Calgary drops one 6-0?!! What the hell? Someone should make these guys do a few practices without pucks, maybe even without sticks. Who teaches these guys how to play? I've never seen so many off-sides... ain't that something you learn way back in Mighty-mites or Atoms or whatever it is these days? Toronto looked like they were color blind out there the ammount of times they passed the puck to the Rangers.
And don't get me started on that boarding stunt Calgary pulled at the beginning of the second. When are these idiots going to learn?
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Re: Embarrassed to be a Canadian
What? Your remote not working?
Browse...
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Re: Embarrassed to be a Canadian
Oh I used my power of choice and turned it off, it was so apalling. Is it too much to ask to have a good hockey game on tv? A guy has to watch that sport's re-run channel.
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In Ottawa you're going to pay $200 to $300 for that.have you seen how our teams play hockey anymore?
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Re: Embarrassed to be a Canadian
If all it takes is a few bad hockey games to make you ashamed of your country, I'm embarrassed you're Canadian too. People get waaaay too into sports...
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Oh sure. Now go ahead and say something bad about Tim Horton's or curling.
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Re: Embarrassed to be a Canadian
Tim Horton's coffee is horrible and curling is boring. Ha!
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flyinggreasemonkey wrote:Tim Horton's coffee is horrible and curling is boring. Ha!
And Hedley loses his mind and fights his way out in 5...4...3...2...
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Re: Embarrassed to be a Canadian
Anybody who says curling is boring has obviously never played it the way the game is supposed to be played; drunk!
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Re: Embarrassed to be a Canadian
We play full contact curling in the military!
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Re: Embarrassed to be a Canadian
OK I'll give you that. I've volunteered for a charity bonspeil once...drunk it would probably be fun as hell, but sober, it's like watching hockey in really slow motion with big pucks and small sticks.
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The worst part is Tim Horton's isn't even Canadian anymore!Hedley wrote:Oh sure. Now go ahead and say something bad about Tim Horton's or curling.
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Re: Embarrassed to be a Canadian
Actually it is:
On 28 September 2009, Tim Hortons Inc. announced it had completed the reorganization of its corporate structure to become a Canadian public company.
On 28 September 2009, Tim Hortons Inc. announced it had completed the reorganization of its corporate structure to become a Canadian public company.
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Re: Embarrassed to be a Canadian
We can't stop here! This is BAT country!
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Ah Ok, I stand corrected. Thought it was still owned by wendy's.200hr Wonder wrote:Actually it is:
On 28 September 2009, Tim Hortons Inc. announced it had completed the reorganization of its corporate structure to become a Canadian public company.
Re: Embarrassed to be a Canadian
Ah the Toronto Maple Laffs 
I turned my head away after later in 2nd period.
How about the Vancouver Canuckleheads?
Or Edmonton Spoilers
Calgary Lames
Ottawa Spentators?
I turned my head away after later in 2nd period.
How about the Vancouver Canuckleheads?
Or Edmonton Spoilers
Calgary Lames
Ottawa Spentators?
That'll buff right out 


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Re: Embarrassed to be a Canadian
Leafs, Sens, Oilers and Flames are toast... no hope for this year anyway. The 'Nucks will blow it in the playoffs like usual, because they don't bring the necessary effort and grit to the playoffs... simply speaking, they are not a playoff team.
Our only hope, as it always has been, is the best sports team to ever bless this planet with their presence.
GO HABS!!!

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GO HABS!!!
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Re: Embarrassed to be a Canadian
For some reason, this thread is turning me into a Habs fan.

I don't know why.

I don't know why.
Re: Embarrassed to be a Canadian
hockey? I don't need no stinkin' hockey. To be Canadian....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-y-9ViORazI
I man it's nice but....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29g57XTY ... re=related
And then...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWDXE9Pb ... re=related
In fact whereever I have travelled most (99.9%) people don't give a F--k about hockey)...
They LOVE us!!!!!!!! as Canadians....
Maybe even Steven Harper (ok that might have been a bit to strong)
Don't ever be embarrased to be Canadian (even - if possibly - there is a slight chance - we might suck - for one (or more seasons) - at hockey)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-y-9ViORazI
I man it's nice but....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29g57XTY ... re=related
And then...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWDXE9Pb ... re=related
In fact whereever I have travelled most (99.9%) people don't give a F--k about hockey)...
They LOVE us!!!!!!!! as Canadians....
Maybe even Steven Harper (ok that might have been a bit to strong)
Don't ever be embarrased to be Canadian (even - if possibly - there is a slight chance - we might suck - for one (or more seasons) - at hockey)
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Re: Embarrassed to be a Canadian
Canadiens got two Jewish players this year, so now they're yelling Go Hebes Go!GO HABS!!!
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Re: Embarrassed to be a Canadian
Well Sid make that one now. Yesterday the Habs were on the St. Lawrence River playing a charity game with when one of the Jewish players got a breakaway and has not been seen since.



