Apparently calling the cops himself is beyond this guy...

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http://www.vancouversun.com/news/Albert ... story.html

WHITECOURT, Alta. — A drunk Alberta man repeatedly fired a gun in his apartment here in what the RCMP said was a bid to lure police to his home so he could "go to war" with them.

The RCMP said the man fired a shotgun 15 times inside his apartment suite in Whitecourt, and twice more out the kitchen window over a two-hour period late Saturday — but nobody called the cops to tell them about it.

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Have you ever been to Whitecourt? Guy would have to do something a little more drastic to summon the cops. Indoor beer can shooting happens all the time there. Move along nothing to see here...

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http://www.vancouversun.com/news/Albert ... story.html

WHITECOURT, Alta. — A drunk Alberta man repeatedly fired a gun in his apartment here in what the RCMP said was a bid to lure police to his home so he could "go to war" with them.

The RCMP said the man fired a shotgun 15 times inside his apartment suite in Whitecourt, and twice more out the kitchen window over a two-hour period late Saturday — but nobody called the cops to tell them about it.

That would be very hard on the ears -- indoor shotgun blasts. Ouch.

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