Pilot Success!

Chiplight · Post by **Chiplight** » Thu Mar 18, 2004 6:07 pm

I used to try the 'I'm a pilot' pick-up line...verying results. The worst was when they accually had the brains to ask if they could see my license. It is hard to convince anyone that you aren't full of shit when they see the crappy little blue peice of paper that TC so nicely provides us with... for a minimal fee.

change is good

KAG · Post by **KAG** » Thu Mar 18, 2004 6:11 pm

OK....first off, some say the rule of thumb is half your age + 7...but I subscribe to the school of "it's only as bad as your friends think".

Another quart - I have to ask, are you ever sober when you respond to these posts? I mean, I only have a grade 12 edumacation, but damn I can't understand what the hell you type. It makes no sense half the time.... fart

As for this thread, it's nice to see alittle spice back on this forum (even if it's a stupid thread). it was getting alittle to slow in here.......keep it comming.

tusky · Post by **tusky** » Thu Mar 18, 2004 6:14 pm

Does this pilot line work on guys :)

shimmydampner · Post by **shimmydampner** » Thu Mar 18, 2004 6:23 pm

King air guy, man you are right on the money with everything you said. Especially about another quart, jeezuz! The guy must be downing 'em in volumes bigger than quarts! It makes no sense, but it's pretty entertaining to try to read.

And it is sure nice to have a fun topic on here for a change; one that isn't everybody bitching about something or other.

Chiplight · Post by **Chiplight** » Thu Mar 18, 2004 6:31 pm

[quote="shimmydampener] Especially about another quart, jeezuz! The guy must be downing 'em in volumes bigger than quarts!

[quote=profile]Never more than an arm's length from my beer[/quote]

We all like our booze, Shimmy

beer · Post by **beer** » Thu Mar 18, 2004 7:46 pm

Hey EVERYONE lay off tripod it is not his fault he went to colledge and was lead to believe flying was glamorous. He probly lives in Thompson and goes to the Bankside still wearing the three bars that give him the right to serve coffee in the Cessna 310 and picking up all the highschool chicks too stupid to go to university. So let tripod have his moment of glory on the website because everyone deserves his day in the sun.

PS. When your good you tell the world but when your great they tell you.

PT6-114A · Post by **PT6-114A** » Thu Mar 18, 2004 8:26 pm

the best way to tell if a chick is ready is have her is in a chair and if her feet tuch the floor that that is good if the feet dont tuch the floor just cut the legs on the chair down whip

MurtsAir · Post by **MurtsAir** » Fri Mar 19, 2004 1:02 am

HEY 8 inches bottle to throttle guys keep it safe out there

HoCapt · Post by **HoCapt** » Fri Mar 19, 2004 6:39 am

PT6-114A wrote:the best way to tell if a chick is ready is have her is in a chair and if her feet tuch the floor that that is good if the feet dont tuch the floor just cut the legs on the chair down whip

I don't know but we may have a contender with another quart.......I'm guessing grade 4???

another quart · Post by **another quart** » Fri Mar 19, 2004 6:41 am

Alright King Air Dude cant sit still I guess your asking for it. I know who you are bud, so dont flatter yourself in posting trying to make yourself shine superstar. Couple spelling errors in a few posts now Im in idiot or pilot in plain english. Half the age add 7 you still dont qualify, your still wet behind the ears. I know what your waking up beside cause your barred shoulder crap doesnt work.
Only trying to help corn dogger

corn-shoot · Post by **corn-shoot** » Fri Mar 19, 2004 7:44 am

another quart wrote:Only trying to help corn dogger

At least someone knows that I need all the help I can possibly get.

cyyz · Post by **cyyz** » Fri Mar 19, 2004 10:03 am

Is a pilot's success proportional to that of their Instructor??

or

"When I left, I was but the learner, now I am the master." SW

Kurwa · Post by **Kurwa** » Fri Mar 19, 2004 12:50 pm

After about 2 or 3 haircuts (so probably about 45 -60 minutes of mindless banter about work/life etc...), my hairdresser got onto the topic of school and asked what course I took. After my response, her next question was does aviation have something to do with water?...

The pirate line doesn't seem so dumb after all.

Murdoch86 · Post by **Murdoch86** » Fri Mar 19, 2004 6:56 pm

The "hey baby... I'm a pilot line" works until you find a GIRL pilot with a airline job and more time than you...

... · Post by **...** » Sat Mar 20, 2004 12:02 am

shleb wrote:It was a good laugh all,

I dont think a joke oriented thread has seen this kind of heat in a while. Thanks to all who posted, it was good fun.

Corn, your good shit, thanks for a rival. Personally I think anyone who pulls that line that was joked about in the first entry is a sad soul. Piloting is a job like any other, with a mystique that seems exotic. Most of you will probably ever fly to become rich, rather to satisfy yourself.

No hard feelings, thanks for the laugh, see you in the sky

Shlebber

shleb · Post by **shleb** » Sat Mar 20, 2004 9:42 am

Wicked pictures!

Thats crazy how you can do that.

you are wicked.

... · Post by **...** » Sat Mar 20, 2004 10:12 am

shleb wrote:Wicked pictures!

Thats crazy how you can do that.

you are wicked.

Pilot Success!

"Pilot's Success"